May I suggest: when they realize they're in love with you OR... first time they tell you "I love you" with the mashle guys?
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mash doesn't consider his feelings for you to be love or not until his friends ask him out of pure curiosity. he knows that he feels something for you, but that's as far as he considers. you make him feel more than most people do, even when you're not doing anything special. if he were to choose spending time with you over making cream puffs, he'd prefer to make cream puffs with you. it's not that fun making them by himself anymore, mash figured.
besides, it's not like mash really knows what love is. there's no solid description of it, but according to his friends, dot especially, it's a strong feeling that makes you want to spend more time with a certain someone or just be near them at any time of the day.
and to mash, he figures he does love you when you poke your head into your dorm room and his heart does a silly jump, but his eyes light up without him knowing. poor mash, not realizing that he's so wrapped around your pinkie that anyone could practically see a dog tail wagging behind him every time he sees you.
finn wants to implode at the mere mention of love. not because he doesn't love you, no. but because he's not sure if he's ready to say it. he doesn't know if he should admit it because he fears that if he does, he'll scare you off. but finn knows he loves you. more than he'd like to admit. even a mere glimpse of you in the hallways or classrooms sends his heart soaring, but finn knows that he loves you because he feels so safe with you.
you're a home he wished he had in his childhood, back when he thought a home was a building. but finn learned that a home is a person's heart, and he's made himself at home in your heart just as much you've found one in his. and he hopes you'll never leave it. there's nowhere else safer for him than in your arms with your hands in his.
finn knows that things will be okay because he loves you, even if he hasn't come around to saying just yet.
there are very few things lance hesitates about. in fact, one might think there's nothing that would make him stumble more than the knowledge that his sister might get a boyfriend one day. but those kinds of people don't know him. they all assume he only has his sister in his mind and nothing else, but that's not true at all.
no, lance hesitates the most when he considers for a brief moment if he truly loves you more than anna. of course, the argument there would be: it's a different kind of love; there's no comparison! but that's not what lance is questions. he doesn't want to be a waste of your time. he doesn't want to look back and realize you were never his first priority when you should've. he doesn't know if he could handle the heartbroken and disappointed look you give him when you realize you weren't his first priority, the first person he thinks of when he wakes up to the last person he thinks of when he falls asleep.
lance knows you should be. and therefore, he questions his love for you. and when he realizes that you're no mere second or third priority in his life, lance feels comforted. only when he is self-assured can he face you as your lover. because you deserved his full devotion.
of course he does; dot has no doubt in his mind that you are the only thing on his mind for a good portion of the day. he daydreams and dreams about you, spends any spare waking moment wondering what you're doing, if you've ate, if you're sleeping well, if you're having a good day, and so on. to dot, you're on a whole different level of vip, even more than his friends and sister. so yes, dot doesn't hesitate to say bold declarations of love because what else could these feelings be?
dot is the picture perfection description of a simp, down bad, head over heels, and rose-tinted glasses all at once. there's really no question behind it when he's grinning like an idiot at a picture of you and him on your latest date, rubbing it into his friends faces and declaring you as nothing short of his heart, soul, and world. and dot's words are only simple and bold because he sees no need to use fancy, illustrating words for the love that burns for you night and day.
abyss loves you like you're the only reason he gets up in the morning. he doesn't even have to open his eyes to think about you; the darkness beneath his eyelids makes him crave your blinding smile and warm embrace immediately. oh, how he longs for the future days where you can wake up in his arms, the mornings and nights when you're the first and last thing he sees. abyss knows he loves you... he craves you in more than mere carnal ways.
abyss has no need of the sun when he has you; abyss has no need of a large manor that he grew up in the basement of when he has you. he needs nothing else but you, and there's nothing that deters him from knowing that he loves you. and he knows you know he loves you because you're so gentle with him, his heart, his body, his soul. there's no amount of words he could say to describe how you make him feel, but all he knows is that you must be a reward, a blessing from the heavens because he had some great and marvelous thing i his past life.
whenever abyss looks at you, he knows. all the trouble and suffering in his childhood was all the more worth it when he found you in his life. found you in the sunlight, humming and swaying with the sunny breeze, sitting there like you had stepped out of a painting, feeling like you were made of silk. how soft and delicate his love is, but stronger than anything else in the universe.
is there truly a word abel could use to describe how he feels around you? was there really a phrase of sorts, something poetic but simple that he could use to explain how painful yet delightful his love for you is? he wonders, truly.
abel is no genius with his feelings, but he knows that you are what he's been looking for. you are the other half of his soul, the puzzle piece that fits the you-shaped gap in his heart; you're simply so perfect for him to love that abel feels like it is a sin to love you. a sin to love you and desire you the way only he could, to crave you and seek you out when he misses the sight and feel of you, perhaps even the taste of your lips on his.
abel is no genius with his feelings, yet he knows that this love between you and him are for the two of you alone. no one else gets to lay a hand on it, lest this love be a sin to anyone else, a maze of torturous wants and needs that could only be fulfilled by you. but they can't have you. because abel has you. therefore, this love is only for you and you alone.
there's very little wirth feels like he needs to prove. he knows he's strong, he knows he's smart and has wealth that his other peers are jealous of. and he knows he loves you.
but does he? does he love you the way you deserve? are you content being loved by him? are you pleased with the love you've found in hi heart, all for you to take and take with no expectations of giving anything in return? perhaps a glance or two his way and maybe a smile will do nicely, wirth thinks. he'll do just about anything and everything that you wish him to do, just as he had for his father who gave him no recognition and no praise for his hard work. you, on the other hand, gave when you weren't required to. you recognized, acknowledged, and praised him beyond words. you touched his heart when no one else wanted to, and now he's so hopelessly yet willingly yours.
wirth knows he will never be happier with anyone else. they could never provide him with what you give him, even if you didn't need to. all your sweet words and touches, warm eyes and hands, down to your very breath seems to sing praises to him, and wirth thrives.
oh please, please ask rayne if he loves you. please ask when he knew he loved you. he begs. he begs and pleads and waits for the day you walk about to him with the cutely curious glint in your eyes, adorably asking him when he knew he loved you because he has an answer. an answer that's been holed up in his pocket like a housekey waiting to be brought out at the end of a tiring day of work.
rayne knew he loved you the moment you came to him in tears, apologizing over and over again until he was more worried you were going to pass out from the lack of air in your lungs than whatever you did wrong. he found it so silly yet lovable that you were so sorry that you spilled your morning coffee on his rabbit handkerchief, knowing he cherished it. but there was nothing more he cherished than you. rayne loves you more than all the money in the world, all the wealth and comfort the world and its people could lay at his feet. why would he need all that when he has you right beside him? don't be silly, he has no thoughts of leaving you, so you shouldn't be either. you were his for the taking to day you sobbed into his chest over spilled coffee on his handkerchief. you were his to love and cherish and keep when he tilted your head up and had the first taste of your lips against his.
there's no love like rayne's, and rayne knows he got you hook, line, and sinker.
ah yes, the one man who acts like you don't mean anything more to him than a housemate and a coworker. orter is insufferably emotionally constipated, so please bless him if he can't show his love for you properly. orter has considered telepathically sharing his thoughts with you whenever he thinks of you and fawns over you in his head, but he doesn't because he knows neither of you will get anything done. you're better off having blind faith that this guy loves you because while you and him think he's being sly and sneaky, his coworkers and especially his brother can see otherwise.
how do you now know that he covers the table with his head when you go under to grab something you dropped? how do you not realize that he has memorized your coffee order top to bottom? how do you not see how he knows how you like your eggs, steak, or any food order that you've made at any restaurant? how do you not see orter madl going above and beyond for you?
the answer is simple: he's never given you a reason to expect anything less. orter, from acquaintance to marriage, never gave you a reason to expect anything less from you because he knew when he met you that you were going to be something else to him. cringey, i know, and he knows too, but there's really no other way to explain it. but because that's the case, you don't see his efforts because orter doesn't want you to. he doesn't want to be praised for something he sees elementary, basic, and put promptly, the lowest standard.
I absolutely love your mashle content! Could you do orter x readers headcanons? 🥺
Yes yes ofc sorry i made you wait i'm busy with my exams. Here you go hon i hope you like it 🤍.
Note : I love him sm ah, i'll do part two about the dating headcanons i couldn't help myself i wanted to write this ahhh i hope you don't mind mwah!
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Orter madl x reader (hcs)
Orter will most likely deny his feelings and try to ignore them but deep down in him he knows it.
You were the type of person who's his complete opposite, you were radiant like sunshine and you didn't mind breaking rules or putting others before yourself.
He was so mad at the fact that someone like you is a competent mage and a really great one, so he started observing you more waiting for you to only mistake once so he could lecture you about law and feel like winning.
But as time went by, he started to be captivated by your actions and the whole YOU. Because of his strictness he never really paid attention to many things, yet while observing you h learnt many things that he almost forgot about.
He'll watch you smile brightly from distance and feel something tucking his heart but will try to ignore it. Until you two met at the library one day and it happened that you were searching for the same book, so you smiled at him as you guys were speaking about the book.
HE BLUSHED yet he smiled without realizing it! You were stunned. Orter madl is SMILING? Also BLUSHING?
After a few discussions, Orter was searching for you in the library only to find you talking to a student, he didn't think about it, he just took your hand and pulled you close." you're mine" he said and you just chuckled at the situation and at his red ears and asked "why, do you love me?", "i you mean the annoyance and discomfort i feel when you're not around, yes i do, i love you"
You smiled at his confession and teased him a bit ( he was regretting his life choices) then confessed back ( man was so happy) which made him smile, a really soft and beautiful one, that you'll never forget.
You smiled back at him, he was mesmerized by it, he never thought he would be this happy, and never thought he would try to change his perspective for someone. BUT HE'S DOING SO!
i’ve been inspired by @gay-noodle-clan ‘s post and want to also share my own lgbtq mashle hcs!! i’ve spoken about them on here before but a lot of them have changed over time and it’s been a while so here!!!
Mash Burnedead
Mash is 100% AroAce. I love seeing people ship him with Finn and others but in my heart I just cannot stray from the fact that he both entirely ignores Lemon’s advances and the fanbook saying that, when asked for his type, Mash answers "I'm not sure because I grew up in the woods" which, of course, could very well be interpreted Alloromantically, but I choose to believe in AroAce Mash supremacy forever
Lemon Irvine
Lemon has so much love in her heart for everyone. Just because she has a crush on Mash doesn’t mean she can only have a crush on men. I refuse to believe her attraction is limited to only one gender. Pansexual queen!!!
Finn Ames
Finn my beautiful TransMasc Unlabeled king. He was actually my first Mashle character to hc as trans, and it was definitely in part bc he reminds me of myself and I’m TransMasc :) Anyways though, him being Trans just makes a lot of sense for his character and behaviors, and adds more intricacies into his dynamic with Rayne which I think is fun. I also believe he’d not care too much about labeling his sexuality. He likes who he likes and that’s kind of all that matters to him.
Lance Crown
Gay man. Not much more to say about that tbh. Conceptually I just can’t imagine him being romantically interested in a woman. It doesn’t feel right. I can also see Demiromantic in him but I’m not so inclined by it to officially add it to the list.
Dot Barrett
Dot is so Bisexual. I could also see Omni for him with a preference to women but in my heart i believe it’s actually equal attraction/no preference, but he’s so unbelievably dense he doesn’t realize it and just thinks all of those guys he can’t get out of his head is because he’s jealous and he hates them (also true, but he doesn’t notice that he has a crush on top of that).
Abel Walker
Abel is very much so a Gay man. Similarly to Lance, I can’t really see him having any interest whatsoever in women. However, he DOES have interest in Abyss.
Abyss Razor
Abyss is both Gay and Gender Apathetic. He doesn’t really care about gender much. As an AMAB though, he’s inherently male aligned, but doesn’t personally have an attachment or interest with it. He doesn’t care if he’s referred to as a male, given he typically is, but if referred to femininely he wouldn’t mind either. He’s only attracted to men, and is fine with calling himself Gay despite the technicality of not being a male.
Love Cute
Love I actually used to hc as a Lesbian with CompHet, but I think Bisexuality fits her better. She’s just obsessed with people loving her, that doesn’t mean she’s not actually attracted to them at all. Anyways though, even though we only see her show attention towards men, that’s just bound to happen with a series with such a minimal female cast. I believe that not only would being romantic with a woman benefit her, it’s also likely for her to have that attraction alongside having it towards men. Also I just think her being TransFem fits her vibe and she gets euphoria from having men be attracted to her.
Rayne Ames
Rayne is a Gay man in the same way Lance is. I don’t really have anything to say about this one. It just kinda exists tbh.
Domina Blowelive
I think estrogen would save her and I will die on that hill. It’s just such a real hc to me I forget she isn’t canonically a woman. You know how crazy it’s gonna be when she gets animated and everyone calls her a man?? It’s just not right!!!!!! Also, Omni was just kind of a vibe thing. I don’t have an explanation for that one. It just makes sense to me. Fem pref btw.
Cell War
[I’m posting this on mobile and couldn’t include the picture due to the image limit, I’ll reblog with it in a second]
Cell is too queer vibed to not be queer. They are so NonBinary in my heart it’s actually crazy that they aren’t canonically NB like Margarette is. Also, they’re unlabeled sexuality-wise. Same as Finn, they like who they like and that’s kinda it.
That’s all! Happy Pride Month and thank you for reading, regardless of if you agree or disagree with what I have said here I’d love to hear your opinion! Also, I hope you enjoyed the images I chose for each character. I started with Mash’s because it was one of the first I saw in my camera roll and I thought it was funny, and decided to look for dumb looking ones for all of the others as well.
(n) — rayne ames kisses with teeth that cut like daggers
notes : never thought i’d see myself acc writing for mashle, everyone say thank you @seneon
the first time rayne kisses you his mouth is filled with blood.
he tastes like copper & hot iron. steel stings your inner cheek & you should pull back & breathe but how could you when his nails dig in your waist & his breath is warm & heavy between your lips ?
“we shouldn’t be doing this.”
“i know.”
& you die all over again. he only hums it against your skin but god was his voice always this holy ? his lips trail your neck in a sloppy rhythm & drool sticks to your skin, neck stinging from the spines on his teeth & tongue.
you’ve never seen ames this hungry.
but you make a mental note to feed him less often. “mine...mine…mine…” it’s a pathetic mumble dripping in between spit soaked kisses as his fingers trace comets along your spine. his kisses are loud & hurried & vocal & wet & sloppiness begets sloppiness so you stick your tongue in his throat & rayne doesn’t dare to protest. he sucks on it like star candy.
you don’t have a watch but you know it’s well past lunch time. fifth period should already be in session but here rayne is tugging on your tie & licking at your ear lobe. “rayne, we should go—“
“please,” it’s a strangled whine against your skin & you must be the devil to make him plead this way. his head rests in the crook of your neck & his palms leave bruises on your waist. you don’t miss the way his thumbs graze up your skin. his touch rots like nicotine.
rayne ames is boy turned dog. you’ve got no idea what’s gotten into him but it’s gotta get out & it’s gotta get out now. his skin burns hot against yours like sweat soaked summer; you pat at his hair & he pulls away.
“sorry,”
& your heart aches because who is he to apologize ? you lick your lips & take a breath but your chest still burns like heresy. you hope you won’t cough your heart out in blood. “rayne, is something the matter ?”
his eyes are still stuck on your cherry bruised lips. silly boy with see through heart—his cheeks are the color of raspberries.
“no. can i kiss you again ?”
you tug at his collar & his arms wrap round your hips like clock work. the sound he lets out is close to guttural. “i think you’ve had enough of that, haven’t you ?”
what would they do if you asked them for an orange? feat. my faves !
tags. fluff. multiple characters x gender neutral reader
cw. might be ooc.
a/n. just a little something i wrote before going to bed. :]
would peel them first because you mentioned one time that you hated how it would turn your fingertips orange and leave a scent that would take forever to take off, he would also serve them on a small plate before giving it to you.
would just give you the orange. but if you ask him to peel it for you, he would. if it's not perfectly peeled the first time, he'll try again on the second orange. eventually, you'll end up eating more than you planned since he really wants you to have a perfectly peeled orange.
sakura, choji, tobio, shoyo, satoru, asta, mash, gen
is already giving you peeled oranges and some other fruits on a small plate before you even asked, he noticed that you were eyeing the oranges on the counter earlier so he decided to peel some for you and add other fruits as a surprise.
Happy pride month, everyone! For my own personal enjoyment, I thought I’d share my pride headcanons relating to Mashle! This is my first time sharing any of my headcanons (≧∀≦)
Please do not interact with this post or my account if you are anti LGBTQ+ in any way.
Mash is aromantic and asexual! He only has two goals in mind: live peacefully with his pops and eat cream puffs. He doesn’t seem very interested in romance.
Lemon is an ally! Personally, I don’t really see her being attracted to other women, but she would 100% support you.
Finn is also an ally! I’ve seen a few headcanons of him as LGBTQ+, but honestly, I don’t see the vision. Same as Lemon, though, in that he would support you!
Lance is too busy worrying about Anna /j no but I could see him either as an ally or as unlabelled. He strikes me as someone who hasn’t thought about it much or doesn’t care about labels.
Dot is omnisexual and I won’t take arguments there. While he prefers women, I don’t think he’d be against being with a man, and he wouldn’t think much about the sex or gender of his partner as much as their looks and personality.
Rayne is demiromantic and bisexual. He wouldn’t care about the sex or gender of his partner, but he wouldn’t fall for a stranger. He would need an emotional connection first.
Abel is homosexual. There is no basis for this other than the vibe that I get. I could also see him as demiromantic, as again, I think he would need an emotional connection first.
Abyss is bisexual and that is absolutely a hill I will die on. There is zero heterosexual explanation for what happens between him and Abel. But he’s definitely equally attracted to men and women, albeit much more socially awkward around the latter.
— This part might be a bit more controversial, but I could also see Abyss as agender or gender apathetic. I don’t see him as the sort to care about gender in any form, including his own.
Wirth is pansexual. He wouldn’t care about your sex and gender; as long as you’re confident and willing to give that man love and affection? His heart is yours.
Love is also omnisexual! While I could see her being attracted to anyone as long as they love on her as much as possible and have their world revolve around her, I think she’d still prefer men.
Orter is an ally. His and Wirth’s relationship is barely touched on, but from what I heard from someone else, he’s seen reading a book about how to talk to your siblings in the manga. While the Madl brothers clearly aren’t raised in any sort of loving environment, I think Orter would strive to be a good ally, albeit awkward, if Wirth ever came out to him.
A/n: this is a mashup post for @misti-chan, we did talk about this, hope they aren’t too OOC, please enjoy!
Mash Burnedead
-cream puffs every day~!
-I wonder if he would play and style your hair (if he could)
-you being on his back while he does push-ups are a must!
-hand holding in public —> cuddling in private! <3
-but I can see him also hugging you from behind or holding you close by your waist when hanging out with his friends too!
-Lemon would be so jealous of the relationship yet fangirling(?)
-kiss his cheek, he will have a subtle blush on his face hehe
-bonus points if he stutters and looks away!! (Ajskmefkmcdscd)
-he might have a tiny smile on his face when you show up!
-when he’s jealous, he would 1. hug you and bury his face in your neck while staying silent or 2. walk up to you and ask you if you’re done talking to the other person ehe
-please hug him, he needs it pleASE-!
-quality time and physical touch are important roles in your relationship!!
-you and Finn would get along, he might wonder how did you two have chemistry but he won’t question it, as long as Mash is happy, he’s happy for him
-you and Finn would deal with Mash’s usual behaviour like door breaking, zoning out, stuttering when lying, getting bad grades, making a lot of cream puffs, exercising in various places etc.
-when you and Mash are alone, expect him to be clingy, wanting to kiss you all over and cuddle you (you are more important than his cream puffs <3)
-he would nuzzle into your neck or let you nuzzle into his neck
-he would be the big spoon mostly but sometimes the little spoon when he has a rough day
-just pamper him would you? <3 :D
Finn Ames
-innocent baby~!! <3
-omg please protect him and beat up the bullies!!
-he would somehow always get into trouble so please be his shield
-he would definitely hug you tightly while crying and saying ‘thank you’s repeatedly
-when you two start dating, he would be overthinking whether he deserves you or not
-so please reassure him lots! He would only focus on you <3
-you and Mash would somehow get along and eat cream puffs, he would welcome and congratulate you and Finn’s relationship
-Finn would be so shy when around you, even when you’re just standing close to him!
-a simple kiss on the cheek is enough to make his face tomato-red!
-he would stutter and fumble with his words in embarrassment (even more if you smirk and coo at him hehe-)
-hand-holding and kisses on the cheek would be a bit much when in public but he could handle it, just don’t make him too flustered~!
-in private, go ahead and shower all of your affection and words of affirmation to him, he deserves it!!
-he would be nothing more than a blushing and stuttering mess by your soothing words and tender love to him <3
-he’s definitely a little spoon mostly but if you have a bad day, he would be the big spoon once in a while to comfort you like you always did for him <3
-go ahead and vent to him, he won’t judge you, he just wants the best for you and listen attentively!
-you both would rely on each other, trust is the key to your relationship!
-reassure him and give him tons of kisses, he would feel so happy and cry while hugging you closely!
Warnings: SLIGHT spoiler for Margarette? Other than that, none. ratings are purely subjective, please don't bury me alive.
Note: none of this is canon so some charas might be ooc, don’t take it too seriously! Might write for Domina, Meliadoul, Famin and Delisaster one day, idk
MASH...
He’s probably busy eating or making cream puffs when he hears you call for help. It isn’t common for you to do such a thing so he freaks out a little bit at first, but upon finding out the mess you’ve made while trying to empty the washing machine, he just stands there, completely dumbfounded.
He’s a little dense, so it takes him a minute or two to figure out that you’re actually stuck. He’s never been in this situation before, therefore he’s sweating a little and panicking internally. “T-t-t-t-this is bad. I-I-I have to help them out.”
Pulling on your legs would be a terrible idea, considering his strength, and he’s just completely clueless on how to get you out.
Would 100% rip open the washing machine and leave you completely astonished as he does so, then pat your shoulder in a comforting way with a thumbs up.
Overall very cute, even tried to comfort you after such a “traumatising” ordeal. 8/10.
DOT...
He thinks he’s the main character, we all know it. He’s probably checking himself out in the mirror and saying cool protagonist lines when he hears you call out for help, and suddenly, his main quest has changed!
He walks in on you, stuck head first in the washing machine, and much like Mash, he just looks at you for a bit before taking in the situation. Of course, he’s going to help you, but he needs to gloat about it first, you know it.
“Damn, how could you ever get out of here without my help, huh?” He’d just take on dramatic poses that he assumes are cool (they are not), and try to pull you out by himself. “Can’t be helped, huuuh?”
Despite all his efforts, he doesn’t manage to get you out and he just starts mumbling things about the washing machine being a worthy opponent before actually grabbing his phone and calling someone for help.
Dot is just being Dot, after all, but he’s full of good intentions. 5/10, at least you had a good laugh..?
FINN...
Finn immediately interrupts his studying when he hears you call out for him, and he’s running like his own life depends on it! “What’s wrong, (Y/N)?!”
Upon seeing you stuck in there head first, he gets into panic mode! It isn’t completely horrible either and it’s just purely annoying to be stuck, but Finn sees it differently. If you called for help, then SURELY you must be terrified or in pain!
He’s going to pace around the room for a minute, wondering “How do I get them out? How do I get them out? How do I get them out?” before deciding that he’s going to take it step by step!
Gently guides you out of the washing machine without too much trouble and doesn’t judge you even once for it! He gives you a big hug afterwards because he’s convinced you were very scared (you weren’t, but he was)!
I physically cannot give Finn anything under 9/10. He is bebe.
LEMON...
She’s probably making a cute keychain for you when you call out for her. She will make you her utmost priority and cheerily trot up to you. “Yeeees~ what is it?”
You’re… stuck. She blushes dramatically and screams out something like “Kyaaah! Just like in those movies! You perv!” But then carefully inspect the position you’re in and how the hell you got stuck in there.
She’s going to try pretty much everything in her power, from pulling you out to switching your position and figuring out a way to painlessly get you out of there…
And eventually get you out! However, be warned: she will give you the side eye with a blush every time she sees you for at least a month and giggle. Who knows what’s going through her head?
Helpful, cute, and funny. 8/10 would recommend.
LANCE...
He’s reading a book when you call for him. He will automatically assume something bad happened (well, technically yes, but.. yeah) and quickly run to the laundry room. “(Y/N), what happened?!”
Looks down on you without you knowing. The display is pretty ridiculous and laughable, but he won’t make a sound. He’s just going to pat your back. “I’ll get you out of here.”
He’s a very smart guy, so he just has to look at the way you’re stuck for a few seconds before figuring out the most efficient way to help you, and it takes him very little time.
Will sigh and shake his head in disapproval, but internally scream when you pout at him for sighing because he thinks you’re adorable. He’s going to look away and clear his throat so you can’t see his blush.
Efficient and definitely nice, he won’t even tease you about it. He did look down on you though, 7/10.
RAYNE...
Where is he anyway? He’s taking his sweet time when you call for him, and when he does finally arrive, you’re met with his usual neutral voice. “Yes, I heard you calling the first time.”
You can’t tell, but when he walks in on you stuck like this, he gives you the look… but again, it’s probably his neutral face. How’d you get stuck in there anyway? You really can’t do anything by yourself, can you?
Much like Lance, he’s extremely smart, so he’s going to pull you out of there very quickly, and he sighs while doing so. How can you be so clumsy? It’s almost as if you did it on purpose.
He’s about to lecture you but notices that you’re very embarrassed and can’t even look him in the eyes, so his expression softens just a little and he decides not to say anything mean and just gives you a comforting pat on the head. “Don’t get stuck again, alright?”
Very thoughtful despite the cold look he gives you, efficient and nice. 8/10.
ABEL...
Abel rarely stays away from you for very long, so he was probably there when it happened and he saw you getting stuck. He also noticed how you couldn’t get out by yourself. “It appears you need some help.”
You’re now aware that he saw you and it’s just fully embarrassing, but he’s part of the clever ones, so you’re pretty sure he will help you out quickly. Or will he? He’s always been a little odd, even around you anyway.
It’s really curious to him, how you managed to get stuck that fast yet you just can’t get out by yourself. Will definitely ask if you did it on purpose while keeping a straight face and blank tone.
Gets you out in a longer time than he should’ve because he was busy trying to understand how you got in there in the first place. He won’t judge you for it, but he will absolutely bring it up around other people like it’s no big deal.
It’s nice that he was already there, did help, but embarrasses you in front of your friends. 6/10
ABYSS...
No matter what he’s doing when you call out for him or where he is, he will Acceleraise his way to you immediately! You are his top 1 priority!
He will however take a second to appreciate the display and chuckle a little bit to himself like “Hah… cute.” before actively looking for a solution because he can literally feel your embarrassment.
“How did you manage to do this?” He mumbles, and makes sure that you aren’t hurt or in any pain first of all. He will 100% reassure you through the whole process!
Abyss is smart and will get you out quickly and without making fun of you. Unlike Abel, he won’t mention it around anyone else, and makes a self note: needs to buy a bigger washing machine so you don’t get stuck again.
Sweet and efficient, very nice and comforting. 10/10, would get stuck again.
WIRTH...
He’s training and trying to improve his capacities when you call out for him. He’s used to you getting into such and such situations, so he just takes his time now. “What is it this time, (Y/N)?”
A bit dumbfounded when he sees the way you’ve managed to get stuck, will crackle up in laughter because as used as he is to see stuff like that with you, it always manages to surprise him.
He’s going to keep giggling as he helps you through, and you just wish you could wipe that smirk off his face but you can’t really do anything and just wait for him to help.
He even hesitates and feels like he should leave you like that, but he doesn’t want you to be upset at him, so he will get you out pretty easily and tease you about it later on. “Aww, c’mon, don’t sulk now~!”
Kind of a jerk, but in a lovable way. You need to find something to tease him back with, 7/10 though.
MARGARETTE...
They’re probably rehearsing or composing another one of these musical masterpieces to play on the piano when their beloved calls out for help.
They’ll gently chuckle and crouch down next to you. “Oh my! How’d you get in such a situation, dear?” Their arms are a little too bulky to reach out for you from the outside, so they’ll shift into their true form and easily reach for your shoulders so they can pull you out!
Margarette is one of the smart characters and will get you out of the washing machine in no time, very gently and gracefully, making sure you don’t get hurt or anything in the process.
Will give you a hug and gentle pats on the head to comfort you. “There, there~.” They won’t tease you about it nor make fun, but will definitely chuckle a little upon remembering it.
A mother figure, very nice and gentle. Cannot wait to hear the masterpiece they were busy composing, 10/10.
CARPACCIO...
He’s experimenting on lab rats and seems very engrossed with his occupation, so it will take him a little bit of time to hear you calling out for him.
Freezes when he sees you stuck head first inside the washing machine and stares blankly without a word for way longer than necessary. He’s got a little smirk and his lower eyelids rise up in amusement.
“Heh.” is all you can hear before he makes his way towards you and inspects you while he considers leaving you like this for a bit longer because it sure as hell is funny for him. But he knows you’ll be upset and he doesn’t want you to give him the silent treatment.
If he doesn’t find a quick way to get you out, he will stab his way through the washing machine (and give you a good scare as he does that) to free you! Terrifyingly sweet, he’s just staring with a very slight smirk and you know he will tease you about it.
Mean but at least he helped you out. You got scared for your life even though you know he wouldn’t hurt you. 7/10
ORTER...
He’s reading a book and he’s sure as hell he heard you call for him. He will carefully put down his book and look for the source of the muffled cry he just heard.
Despite being quite the jerk around others, Orter is a mature man, and he isn’t going to make any snarky remarks or make fun of you. He will sigh upon seeing you squirm, crouching next to you to check the mess you’ve been making.
“Calm down. If you’ve managed to find a way in, there’s obviously a way out.” Very rational throughout the whole process and effectively gets you out of the washing machine, inspecting you afterwards to make sure you aren’t hurt.
Much like Abyss, he will make a mental note to buy a larger washing machine, and kindly help you back up without teasing you or ever bringing it up around anyone else. If you apologise, he’ll tell you it’s nonsense.
Very logical and calm, efficient and polite. 10/10.
RENATUS...
Sure as hell taking a nice nap when he hears that scream of his name that could wake up the dead. He groans and stands up to lazily make his way to the laundry room.
He whistles when he sees you stuck there and gives a snarky chuckle. “Woah, just for me?” and you can physically feel your face heat up. He’s going to get closer to check the way you’re stuck and…
Whack! He’ll give your butt a playful slap before helping you out and laughing out loud at the ridiculous situation. After all, it’s not everyday that he gets to see his s/o in such an embarrassing state!
He will however stop teasing you if he sees you get uncomfortable and wrap his arms around your waist to comfort you with a softer chuckle. He might tease you later if he ever remembers this happened.
Again, jerk but in a lovable way. You need to give him that spank back tho, 7/10.
RYOH...
Like Abyss, you are his utmost priority and he will immediately drop anything he’s doing (probably admiring his reflection in a mirror) when he hears you call out for him!
He’ll chuckle when he sees you stuck in there, and you can tell his mind is running! But there is no time for this. If Ryoh's s/o is stuck in the washing machine, he must overcome this trial!
Will get you out in a manly way (whatever that means!) and you’ll even wonder how he did it so easily, that’s how flawless his whole performance is.
He might tease you if you’re comfortable with it, winking at you way too many times and making it pretty obvious what kind of ideas he has. If you aren’t, it’s also fine, he’s just going to cuddle you into forgetting it.
Ryoh is just a W man. There’s nothing else to say, 10/10.
KALDO...
It’s good that you called him, he was about to ruin yet another perfectly fine dish by pouring an ungodly amount of honey on top of it. He will pout in disappointment but come check what’s up.
“(Y/N), dear, are you having fun in there~?” He teases with a chuckle. “Can I join?” But upon hearing your frustrated groan, he will go into thinking mode and consider his options.
His first thought is to use honey to make it easier to pull you out, but he quickly dismisses it. He will, instead, pull on your clothes to avoid hurting your skin when you get out.
Will get you out, but your clothes are ruined, so he’ll give you his coat so you can cover up and not be too embarrassed. He might bring it up later and pretend he forgot how embarrassing it was for you, but really, he just wants to tease you.
Playful and cute, but he did ruin that shirt you liked a lot. 7/10.
