May 5, 2025
That felt like the worse cycling session I’ve ever done (it wasn’t) but it’s done or whatevery.
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That felt like the worse cycling session I’ve ever done (it wasn’t) but it’s done or whatevery.
I made lunch and that took all my energy and there are no leftovers. Other than that things are okay ish.
Zeus also bought me the shot of fireball.
Me: I think the shot of fireball is the thing that killed me Zeus. They’ll put that on my tombstone.
Target just sent me a notification that the peanut butter that I ordered from them days ago might be part of a recall that happened in May, and I said wtfTarget? why did you ship that to me??? give me my $3.
Will someone here please make sure they pay for my funeral. thanks.
Also, please know I ate the cake.
Aww Babe, Aww BABE IT’S SO ROMANTIC! (Is a thing I frequently say to myself)
My weekend in summary
Not to brag but I probably get my armpits licked more than most other people on the planet.
Tonight I moved my desk to the bed so cool air might touch me during my game and then hurriedly put everything back on my desk because I didn’t think I would be able to be heard with the fan that close and then moved it all back to the bed for a better WiFi signal and to avoid heat stroke (in that order of importance). My mouse fell inbetween the bed and the wall.
It was all fine. Probably?
I thinged. And I spent all my money. I didn’t have very much but I was able to hand most of it directly to an artist. That’s how I like to do it. And this morning I spent over 40 minutes on Facebook creating a ~secret group~ so maybe my family and their partners have a place to discuss what they want for Christmas. (Its a big family so we each get assigned a person to give to like, “at the very least give something to this one person, you filthy animal!”) I can’t remember if I mentioned it at the time but like a year or two ago I was trying to get contact information (email specifically )from CousinMaxx’s wife and she said, “don’t we follow each other on Facebook?” And I said, “maybe? I guess? Im not great at Facebook?… (So I guess we’ll continue not communicating? Idgaf!)”
Also
“I swear the fries are healing me”
Put that on my tombstone maybe