Sir Pound Cake: the flatulent knight
-His proper name is Orion Silverhaul III buuuut do his plump physique makes thick and sweet like a pound cake~
-He's a squire in the of The Honeyed Peach a order of gorgeous boy knights and mages to help keep peace across the land by nonviolent means... fucking the monster who threaten towns. Only the softest fuckable asses are allowed in the ranks to keep the monster sacrificed
-Now that Orion is 19 he's been given his first armor set and has been sent out with the mage Ursa* (23) to dispatch low level monsters and clear small dungeons. His fat that thighs and jiggly ass would be perfect for the job but one problem...
-Poor Pound Cake has horrible gas problems, from marching in the woods or straining during a fight he's called constantly letting out loud stinky toots from all the beer and meat her loves to eat
-The farts get bigger and more frequent when he's never or embarrassed~ sometimes even some turds come out.
-Due to extra weight he's prone to getting stuck in tight spots
-Despite his...short coming Pound Cake is plucky and wants to prove her can be a knight
It turns out gnolls love him though so even this early in career he's really good at taking knots , wonder why~
**Ursa is a mage that works for The Honeyed Peach that have 'defeated' his down share of monsters in the and now is charge of making sure Orion stays out of trouble while still in training and finds the young squires constant farts hilarious and smacks his ass constantly who hear the knight pout and whine as he lets our more farts