#equirox

[peculiarwizard]

everyones favorite sweaty horse troll paired with another character of your choice! and just generally blue themed!

had my friend pick a character for me and she chose roxy ;3

[kayforpay]

Aight thoughts on erirose and equirox the girls and their weird lil freakazoids

to be fair to the boys those girls are also weird lil freakazoids, otherwise they wouldn't be interested

got a bit long so readmore

I feel like erirose would honestly be best like.... pale. not even weird pitch-pale if anything flush-pale. rose sees a pathetic little guy and decides to fix him, but like, actually. implements a self-care routine for him and makes a point of discussing his good points and how to appreciate himself without being egomaniacal about it

in exchange he has all the rage and snappy attitude that she's had to soften for so long that she doesn't even realize she's doing it. very "she said no FUCKIN pickles wwhats wwrong wwith you"

once he stops sweating so much she needs gloves when they hold hand they slowly move on to cuddling and actual papping. he's extra nervous because he doesn't know anything about Good palemates and has to be reminded not to try and rush.

for equrox, on the other hand...

flush. they're in love love. he's a giant bear of a troll who would (and does) happily kneel by her feet so she can pet his hair. she calls him "my lil ponie" and even when he knows the joke he just likes it bc she means it in a good way

they get along not because they have a ton in common but more because they both really enjoy learning about things they're not good at or not very interested in. roxy can't do a Ton of robotic/mechanical maintenance but she loves to hear about how things work. she'd just point at like an excavator or something and go "what makes that 1 werk" and he'd go into infodump mode while she just looked at him starry-eyed

meanwhile he would lay his head on her thigh and watch her play video games and go "D--> Why doesn't the Genshin Impact East Alternian Queen not simply use her STRENGTH to stop interlopers?" and then happily listen to an hour and a half of lore on an anime game he has 0 intent of playing

between their combined cleverness and intellect they make him a sleeping scarf that has sopor in it so he can sleep with her in bed without putting her sobriety at risk by having a blanket/something that would touch her a lot, bc as soon as they both realize they're like For Real for real about it they move in fast as hell

I think their main argument is that equius' mess has an organizational method to it and roxy's mess doesn't, so when she gets into an adhd deep clean urge she messes up his bolt-stacks and things, but they manage

[dailygrims]

Heir of Void, claim your inheritance. 

[drustvar]

Thing I gotta draw number whatever: roxy proposing to equius saying "will u b the rarity 2 my applejack 💗"

[violinistsmetronome]

Bonus Round 1 fill

Humanstuck!Equius♥Roxy Remember the time Equius taught Roxy how to ballroom dance?

[spongedong]

can we just talk about the ship spiked punch for a second like i really love that ship man

[kamabr]

C'mon, kiss the girl, you're under the mistletoe

[bleeblueblopp]

Equirox (For Emily)

"So this is your guide eh Dirk? He suits you nicely what with his robot and horse obsessions."

"What can I say Rox, we bronnies just leer in more bronnies. He heard I had a Rainbowdash onezie and just swooped out of no where...neigh."

"Aha alrighty then. What'd/ who'd ya prototype AR with?"

"Wasn't me, it was that damn clown up to his no good mischief again. Think the guy's name was Equius."

Equius? That name sounds so familiar.

"Oh man, Fefeta talks about him all the time! She's gotta see him or she'll have a fit."

" D---> You must forgive me for interrupting your conversation, but this Fefeta you speak of, is she the product of combining Feferi and....Nepeta?"

Fefata said the guy sweats a lot but this is ridiculous, he's sweating cats and dogs. He's also much easier on the eyes than she described.

"Uh ya I'm pretty sure..."

" D---> That's all I need to know. Please take me to her as soon as you can, I must see her and apologize for failing to protect her."

He's holding my hand. Oh my goodness he's holding my hand. It's such a firm grip and yet...soft. You can even see a bit of his eyes through his glasses, such a stern gaze.

You grab his hand with just as strong a grip as his. You've always respected a man with a firm grip.

"Finally, a guy with manners! Ya I'll take ya to her. Ay Dirk! I'm stealing your guide, see ya around."

"Ya ya what ever, but you better bring my daughter back by dinner mister."

You solute the general. "Sir yes sir! Come on Equius, we're about to have a little fun, Roxy style."

"D---> Pardon me, but that's not my name."

"Nope. Shushies, now jump."

You grab your window and smash the glass with a spare wine bottle. Good wine gone to waste. Well you guess you couldn't drink it anyway, you're doing your best to stay sober.

"D---> Ah hem, after you...what was your name again?"

"Aha, I'm loving this whole manners thing! Name's Roxy"

"D---> It's a pleasure to meet you Roxy."

After a lot of chit chat, the two of you finally jump into the window and start your long quest.