Oct 10, 2015
“Master.. Aren’t you ashamed... having someone so ugly as I beside you...”
“Mmm...? But I see no ugliness!”
“...?”
“.......”
“...L-Let us try cute hairclips, yes?”
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“Master.. Aren’t you ashamed... having someone so ugly as I beside you...”
“Mmm...? But I see no ugliness!”
“...?”
“.......”
“...L-Let us try cute hairclips, yes?”
“A singular pun a week? Oh, Bionis...”
...
“What an unusually cruel punishment.”
...She’s trying, shut up.
You must know how to speak to a lady. Or I will personally teach you the hard way, and you do not want to know what the hard way is.
He knows how to talk to a lady, alright.
Untampered human blood shall be donated to Remilia Scarlet and her house if possible. Type B is the most desirable but any is fine.
“ I have to do WHAT?! I don’t want to give my blood to some kind of freak who’s been watching too many vampire films! My blood type isn’t even B!! ”
“A pun.” Daisy looked over the rules again, skepticism lacing her breaths. “Okay, you know what.” She raised her hands in defeat and turned around to face the rest of the island, pursing her lips and angling her eyebrows angrily at the volcanoes and otherwise barren landscape. “Puntastic. This is all pun-fucking-tastic.” Puns or not, she hoped whoever made the rules could feel the burning sarcasm in her tone.
「Well, at least the laws here don’t make me have to say “John Cena” every Friday. Still, I get the feeling I’m even worse off with my island’s master.」
“Why must I sacrifice my blood to some monster...!”
“Why is my life so full of misfortunes...”
Every Friday, everyone is to at least once call out the name… ‘John Cena’
“...you don’t say.”