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Please fandom, I need you. I've been reading scientific papers all evening and I need something mindless to read. Please rec me some short fics, preferably smutty.
Thorin/Frerin/Dis
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
Anything goes as long as it's Dís-centric and portrays her in a positive light. New prompts are being accepted again and fills for both new and especially older prompts are highly encouraged.
To Care For (Thorin/Frerin/Dís)
After Moria, Frerin is still battling the nightmares. Thorin and Dís try to help. (Mature.)
post-Azanulbizar, Frerin lives. Warnings for non-graphic but violent imagery, imagined character death, and sibling incest.
Vidding:
My Thorin and Dis video is at half!!!! =D I thought it would take more time!!! Now I can't wait to finish it!!!!! ^^
Well if you're ASKING, Thorin/Dis! (Werewolf!Verse)
Who cooks: I said the other night, Thorin, and that’s still true. Srsly. Dis nearly set the kitchen on fire the last time someone wasn’t able to stop her in time. The sad thing is that no one is really sure whether she’s aware of how bad her cooking is, or if she’s just too damned stubborn to give up. Dwalin still sees nothing wrong with it.
Who does the laundry and other chores: They split them. Thorin despises dishwashing and Dis isn’t overly fond of laundry (it was one of her chores when she was a little girl, which meant hand washing everything, and machines now or no, she avoids doing the laundry at all if she can). Both of them forget to dust more often than not, so Inga (another pack member, and usually the boys’ babysitter) ends up taking care of it when the boys aren’t being too much trouble.
How many children do they have: Just the two, and those two are plenty of a handful even once they’re grown, what with Kili’s pit fighting habit, and Fili running himself into the ground to try and help out. They’ve talked about more kids, but considering their immortality it’s more of a “maybe in a few centuries” sort of thing… Once the boys they have are well and truly grown by their standards (here meaning once they’ve got at least a hundred years or so under their belts).
Who’s more dominate: In every-day things, they’re perfectly equal. They both command the pack. However in their personal matters, Dis tends to be the one calling the shots. and if you think this means Dis tops the shit out of him in bed, you’re absolutely fucking right because she does.
Favorite nonsexual activity: After the days they have; sitting together and either reading, or Dis will have Thorin braid her hair, or she’ll sing.
Their favorite place to be together: Nowadays? anywhere, really, since they haven’t really had any emotional attachment to a place in a long time, but before, when they had a home, their favorite place was the gardens that their mother tended. When she was little, Dis would pick flowers from it and weave crowns to make Thorin (and Frerin) wear. Once she was older, and they were involved, it was where they would escape from everyone else for a little while. If Dis was going about with a rose tucked into her hair, or Thorin had violets stuck in his shirt, everyone knew where they’d been.
Any traditions: every decade or so for their anniversary, they find the emptiest, human-free environment they have available and they shift and simply run. Sometimes they’ll hunt for the hell of it, but mostly they just enjoy the feeling of freedom it gives them.
Their “song”: They don’t really have one. Having grown up— and started their relationship— when they did, that wasn’t much of a thing. (from a meta standpoint my picks for them are My Sister Lover, Rev 22:20, and maybe Want)
What they do for each other on holidays: as a culture werewolves don’t have much in the way of actual holidays, aside from certain moons. For the human holidays that some have taken to celebrating, they’re not big on valentine’s and christmas, when they acknowledge it, ends up being all about the boys, when they’re little.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: As they were never officially married, they didn’t have a honeymoon, but as part of their courtship, they did leave home together for several years, as a sort of traditional “test” to see whether they could really put up with each other in their new relationship. Given how close they were before, they managed well enough, and as for where they went: they went everywhere. Well, everywhere they could without sailing, because Thorin refused to set foot on a ship. (and nowadays he refuses to fly anywhere, too.)
Where did they first meet: well they’re siblings, so.
Any pets: domestic animals tend to not get along with werewolves so well. too nervous about the potential predator. So no, no pets.
What do they fight over: A lot of things, from which of them forgot to put Fili’s other shoe on when they’re in a hurry or whose fault it was that Kili managed to get into the supposedly locked pantry and eat an entire carton of cookies. Their only serious fights are usually about Thorin being too caught up in the past, and not ever really moving on from what they lost…
Do they go on vacations, if so where: they haven’t had a vacation in 600 years. Don’t speak to them about vacations.
To celebrate the awesomeness that is the Lady Dís of Durin's line, we're starting up a Dís-centric comment-fic meme (although other forms of prompt fills are completely allowed and encouraged!). Prompts and fills both can be anonymous. Prompts can be posted from now until September 8th, but fills can be posted at any time before and after that. Please read the rules first, as well! So come join us, make some prompts, post some fills, because there can never be enough awesome!Dís~~~
Night Raid (werewolf AU)
Pairings/Characters: Thorin/Dis, Dwalin, Balin, Tauriel, Legolas and a few more, plus OCs Wordcount: 5k Summary: On their search for somewhere to call home, Thorin, Dís, and their pack take refuge on the edge of vampire territory, and hope to go unnoticed until they move on. But vampires miss nothing, and something has been slaughtering their patrols in the night.
This is madamefaust and captaintauriel's fault, all of it. This is part of a larger 'verse so there will be more. Especially worldbuilding stuff, and different POVs. There will even be eventual Fili/Kili.