Impossible to Reprogram

Kelly. 30s. USA. She/Her. Bi. Random Fandom shit. No censorship allowed here, no not even if you personally think it’s gross. I am IRL married to @miladytano

[mastercalkestis]

FIC: This Darkness Feels Like Home

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: Explicit Pairing: Cal/Merrin Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Dubious Consent Tags: AU - Canon Divergence, Eventual Happy Ending, Emotional Slow Burn, Angst, Forced Marriage, Force Bonds, Inappropriate Use of the Force, Explicit Sexual Content (See work for full tag list) Chapters: 20/30 Summary:

Years after General Grievous' attack decimates the nightsisters and nightbrothers, they are in desperate need of new blood for the clan. When the only eligible, unmated male dies during his Proving, three young nightsisters are sent out into the galaxy to find worthy mates and return with them to Dathomir.

Merrin is sent to Bracca to find the mate the spirits have selected for her: Cal Kestis.

Outed as a Jedi and in desperate need of a way off Bracca, Cal leaps at the chance to escape with the strange girl who has appeared out of nowhere claiming her clan needs his help.

On Dathomir, bound by dark magick to his rescuer-turned-captor, Cal must adapt, submit, or break.

Mind the tags/warnings. New chapters posted every Thursday. Specific warnings are attached to each chapter note.

[ribbonnpurple]

Amazon canceled the Stargate reboot because they were afraid Stargate fans would like it.

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[krupa-grehnevya]

May is almost here, but mermay is eternal

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[quietwingsinthesky]

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[beemovieerotica]

this commercial is now banned in the UK

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[krchov]

(by @mhalachai)

[degenerate-perturbation]

It is a truth universally acknowledged,

[natalieironside]

i think we should all get a discount for having been veterans of a thousand psychic wars

[steelaurora]

If you've been livin' on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar, you may be entitled to compensation

[idislikethissite]

Too young to look at, and far too old to see—just the right age to engage in this class action lawsuit!

[calligrafiti]

All the scars are on the inside, but I’ve made my medical records available for the discovery phase.

[thecupsmith]

I'm not sure there is anything left for me after the legal fees.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[forxstboyfriend-deactivated2025]

I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.

[karhs]

"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.

[striders]

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]