TERMS OF ENDEARMENT ❤︎ what i think would be eren jäeger’s favorite petnames to call you:
baby / babe
angel / engel
princess
cutie
sweetie
liebling ( darling / my favorite )
schatzi ( honey / sugar / precious )

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TERMS OF ENDEARMENT ❤︎ what i think would be eren jäeger’s favorite petnames to call you:
baby / babe
angel / engel
princess
cutie
sweetie
liebling ( darling / my favorite )
schatzi ( honey / sugar / precious )
yeah during their cadet training, eren had a huge crush on reiner. no that's not a headcanon that's a factual fact!
(i can't decide whether or not eren accepted his reality or if he was fighting his own demons no hell no i'm not dying to be hugged by reiner, face squished against his pecs absolutely not)
pr mishap | e. yaeger
word count: 627 [ 2 min 20 second read] | ✪ content warnings: porn w plot (is this enough to be considered a plot?), writer who thinks they’re funny, p in v sex, car sex
famous!eren x influencer!reader
✭ curse eren and his stupidly good brain melting dick.
so.
you and eren recorded a little dancing tiktok. you were both big social media presences, so you expected big numbers, but this went reaaaaaaaaal large and you couldn’t figure out why.
until you did.
at a point in the dance, eren spins around and in his back left pocket there’s just enough fabric to make out what it is:
a lacy thong.
this had y’all’s followers up in ROAR!! you’re away at a shoot all day as twitter explodes, barely having time to check your phone.
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and of course, here is your idiot big head boyfriend keekeeing on the timeline.
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so how exactly did eren become eren Panty Snatching yaeger?
you and eren share feverish, desperate kisses. you don’t wanna let each other go, but eren doesn’t want to miss a second of your body being revealed to him as he undressed you. unbeknownst to you, he slips your pretty soaked thong into his pocket after tugging your shorts off.
eren pulled up on you taking promo pictures for a swimwear line and couldn’t keep his hands to his goddamn self. so, here you are in the back of his tinted black audi fogging up the windows.
he’s taken time to kiss from your nipples to your clit, spitting at your cunt for extra lube before sitting up and tugging down his jeans.
you moan, low and deep, fist clenching ,as he enters you. he begins to fuck into you, deep and on a mission to fuck you stupid.
and he does. his fingers are relentless against your clit, determined to make you shake with the help of his other hand keeping your hips in place.
“eren.. ohmygod so good ssso good so g-good” you quietly chant, eyes unfocusing a bit but still locking on his gaze.
“is it, baby?” he questions, smirking down at you in between loose strands of his hair.
“y-yessss.. ah- too good, too deep,” your praise changes after he uses his hand to lift you up and pull you towards him more, going deeper and knocking the fucking air out of your lungs.
you bring your hands up, desperately trying to push against his pelvis to slow him down. he just pulls his hand from your hips and moves yours up to his lips, kissing your knuckles before letting them fall back down. he knows you don’t have the strength to try again.
before he goes to help you maintain the arch, he pushes your thighs up and out a tiny bit despite the constricted space.
“fuck, how much tighter can you get princess?” he asks in awe, the repositioning having helped, “oh fuck, damn near choking me.”
you have him moaning, not groaning, moaning out in your ear.
it’s enough to drive fling you over the edge, passing up eye contact for rolling your eyes back and beginning to shake under his touch.
“eeereeeeeeennnnnn..” his name is long, breathy and drawn out from your lips, a beg for something unspecified.
he doesn’t falter in place despite the twitching of his cock, a silent signal of how close he is, not allowing you to come down from your high. by now you have no defense left and are a babbling, moaning mess under him, still cumming on his dick. eren cums, the two of you moaning so loudly you’re sure anyone walking past the car had to hear.
after a few slow strokes he pulls out, the plat plat of cum dripping onto his leather seats is audible over both of your harsh breathing. a string of cum breaks when his lower abdomen disconnects from your pelvis.
by the now, the last thing you were worried about was where the hell your panties were. no worries, 1/4th of twitter found them for you.
“It’s a hot girl summer” no its an eren jaeger summer
- eren in shorts and a white t-shirt wearing puka shells and bead bracelets
- eren with those sunglasses and hair tied up in his manbun
- erens green eyes in the suunnlightttt
- eren and his gorgeous gorgeous tan🙈
- eren and u on holiday, holding hands while walking through the streets when its dark but still warm
- eren and u jumping in a lake and making out in the water feeling each other up
- eren barbecuing with jean and armin
- eren eren eren eren eren eren eren
Eren Jaeger reimagined by me (getting writing ideas)
“JEALOUS, JEALOUS GIRL.”
heavily inspired by lana’s song jealous girl that i NEED on spotify.
eren jaeger x fem!reader
warnings: jealous reader, mentions of hurting someone (not literally!!?!?!!!), swearing (from reader lmfao, you’re angry)
summary: in which, you get very jealous over a girl being too friendly with your boyfriend.
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“you’re so hilarious! how are you still single, eren!” you felt your eyes twitch at the female cashiers words.
“huh? i’m no-” eren tried to protest against her words but was cut off by her rambling about herself and him.
she was clawing at your boyfriend as he tried to order your food. you sat at a table near by, practically starting a fire from the anger and jealous that was emitting your body.
your boyfriend was not giving her the time of day and was actually being very blunt with her, making it obvious he was not interested and just wanted his food. still, apparently this oblivious cashier didn’t know what no meant and even followed him as he moved to stand at the other side of the counter waiting for your food to be finished.
never would you imagine you would want to smash a persons face into the ground to the point they had no jaw, besides this girl. did she not notice how standoffish your boyfriend was being?
it was no doubt eren is a very fine man but come on, he hadn’t given her a slightest bit of attention and everytime eren looks back at you, you’re either starting at your hands or glaring at the girl infront of him. he was practically pleading for help everytime she said something outlandish.
he desperately tried to tell her he had a girlfriend, even tried to show her photos of you multiple times and tell her you were sitting down at a table nearby! he could barely get his words out as she interrupted his words with a desperate attempt at making him fall for her, batting her extremely thick eyelash extensions that did NOT suit her face.
you almost pushed yourself out of your seat and went over to her to rip her eyelashes off but calmed yourself down and told yourself that she would back off once she saw you. you were painfully wrong as eren had gotten the food, apologizing profusely while you told him it was alright and it was the cashiers fault, not his.
you two had finished eating your food peacefully and went to leave the restaurant. as you and eren interlocked hands you felt yourself getting pulled back as eren was tugged by his hoodie sleeve quite aggressively.
“c-can i have your number?” the cashier from earlier had dared to walk up to eren even after seeing him with you?
“no fucking way.” you hissed quietly as she pouted up at erens tall figure. god she got on your nerves and you don’t even know her (besides that she’s a total brat and goes for men with girlfriends).
“n-” eren went to speak but this time you cut him off.
“he’s fucking taken, if you couldn’t tell.” you moved infront of eren, pushing her hand off of his sleeve with a scowl.
“are you that blind that you couldn’t see me holding his hand? maybe it’s those big ass eyelashes you have on your eyes, how can you even see?” she was absolutely baffled at your words and backed away quickly as her cheeks embarrassingly flushed while she looked irritated with your attitude that was very much needed in this situation.
she turned on her heal with a small whine and scattered back behind the cash register.
you grabbed eren by the arm and pulled him out of the restaurant quickly, beginning your walk to your car as you felt his stare on you.
you turned to look at him and saw a small, loving grin on his face.
“what?” you frowned as the self doubt thoughts finally hit your mind from the events that occurred only minutes ago.
“nothing, just love you s’much.” eren leaned down, grabbing your waist as he pulled you in for a kiss, mumbling about how much he loves you and loves only you. nothing could change his adoration for you.
in erens eyes, you were his hero and the spitting image of everything he’s ever wanted. he wouldn’t change the relationship he has with you for anything.
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a/n: HEYY! im just posting this really awful draft i wrote for eren while i make little oneshots for a few other of my favourite characters!! this is quite bad so ignore the lack of effort i put into it please!!
Any child around Eren is SAFE. It just comes to him to automatically keep his eyes on the kid whose mother stepped away for a second and he’s so gentle with them, talking with them about the foolish little nothings floating from their tiny lips, playing embarrassing little games in hopes that he can do his part to make their childhood magical, sneaking little pieces of candy to them because why not? Eren’s big on physical affection but he makes it a point to explicitly ask for permission to give them a big warm hug and if they say no, it’s no biggie because Eren respects the autonomy of children.
Eren pls ! ~ “She thinks I did it, but she just can't prove it.”
eren jaeger x “she thinks i did it, but she just can’t prove it”
based on this prompt <3
“Uh-oh,” leaves your lips as you watch the scene before you unfold.
Eren stands before you with one hand in his pocket, the other holding his cellphone. He looks guilty—but you can tell by his sparkling eyes and slight smirk that he’s feigning innocence to whoever is on the other end of the line.
He notices you and waves, signaling one minute before returning to his implied interrogation.
“Okay, mom...alright...I don’t know, but I’ll let you know...Okay...Okay...Love you, bye.”
He hangs up, looking rather pleased with himself, “Sorry about that, hi.”
He wraps an arm around you, kissing your temple casually as if you aren’t curious to address what you just witnessed.
“Why was she yelling at you?” you question, already taking Carla’s side without knowing the context of the argument, “What’d you do this time?”
“Someone hit the mailbox when pulling out of our driveway,” he shrugs, biting his chapped lip to hide his smirk, “She thinks I did it, but she just can’t prove it.”
“Well did you?”
“Did I what?”
“Do it?” you ask, as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, baby,” he plays dumb again, intertwining your hands and swinging them obnoxiously. “You’re gonna have to be more specific.”
You groan, heart feeling heavy as you sympathize for Carla and her everlasting patience with her problematic son, “You’re so annoying. The stress you put on that poor woman.”
“She loves me. You do too.”
“If I had a son like you, I’d rip my hair out.”
“Our son would never do that.”
“Our son?” you repeat, unable to hide the unwavering surprise in your tone.
“Yeah?” he questions your shock as he stops in his tracks. When you have nothing to offer, he continues.
“I mean, if I’m having kids it’s gonna be with you,” he states matter-of-fact, as if the topic of having kids together was something as mundane as deciding on where to order lunch from. “And I would teach our son how to drive, so he would never hit our mailbox, just like how I didn’t hit my mom’s.”
You shake your head a bit as you laugh at your boyfriend’s attitude, as nonchalant and charming as ever—you hate to burst his bubble when you break the bad news to him.
“…You know your mom has that doorbell thing with the security camera installed, right?’
“…She has WHAT?“