𖦹 eren yeager and your lipstick kisses. ( inspo. )
"oh come on, please?" you beg, lipstick case resting in between your fingers, a pout falls upon your lips.
it always works on him, without a doubt. he sighs and looks down at you through his overgrown bangs. your heart skips at his longing stare. little does he know, he has more control over you when he looks that way in your direction. you'd never let him know that though, of course.
"alright, what do i have to do again?"
you groan, "oh, i knew it! you weren't even listening in the first place!"
"i don't pay attention to that social media crap," he rolls his eyes but doesn't complain.
you pull out your phone and begin to play the video that fell into your lap while scrolling the other day. it's a super cute couple laughing into the camera as a slowed version of "k." by cigarettes after sex plays.
she's putting on lipstick and smudges some on her face. then, the man's hand comes into frame, wiping off the excess makeup. the camera fades to him as he smiles with red kiss marks all over his face and neck.
"so," he starts as the video begins to replay, "for this one i don't have drink anything gross or get jumpscared by you in a grinch costume..? i get kisses?"
you nod with a laugh, "you act as if i do that often."
"you literally did that yesterday," he raises an eyebrow.
"do you want the kisses or not?" you narrow your eyes, flipping around the lipstick.
he chuckles and you can hear in his laugh he knows he's lost. he couldn't possibly say no to you, especially when the task at hand is getting kissed countless times by the love of his life. eren nods with an exhale.
"yes!" you cheer, "im gonna make all those tiktok bitches so jealous."
he cant help but laugh at that. you pop off the top of the lipstick container and twist the base as the product rises in its container. you peer closer to your phone, which you already switched to the front facing camera.
you open your mouth slightly as you start to lay the makeup ontop of your lips. you aren't being sloppy, but not nearly as neat as you usually are since most of it will end up on erens face. once you have something thats good enough, you reach your hands out and cup his face, keeping him still.
"don't move okay?" you glance around his face, calculating a good position, "i dont want them to look too messy."
he quickly replies, "okay," although it comes out a little muffled against your grip.
you turn his head to the side, deciding to plant your first kiss right below his left eye. your soft lips make contact onto his skin and he trembles slightly under your touch, you stay for a beat to ensure the product stays on.
as you inch away, you cant help the laugh that escapes from you, sending warm air to eren, he has to take a deep breath to calm himself from the proximity.
"see that wasn't so bad, was it?" you giggle.
he just lets out a jagged breath in reply, which only makes you giggle more. you peek back over to the camera and apply another thin layer before looking back at erens face. his cheeks and ears are a soft pink.
you cup his face once more and plant a kiss on his nose and on his chin, the second print slightly faded.
"just a few more then we'll film," you instruct and he nods slowly.
over the next few minutes, you slowly and sweetly place kisses along his face and jawline. it goes quiet for a while, the only sound is your soft exhales and inhales. you've kissed before, done much more actually, but somehow this feels more intimate.
every now and then you'll lock eyes. smudged lipstick on his face, it's not even resembling kiss marks anymore. you could have stopped moments ago, but you haven't yet.
it isn't long before you snap out of it. you smile sweetly and lay down the lipstick next to your thigh on the couch. if you keep going, you don't know if you'll ever stop.
"why don't we do more trends like this?" he mumbles out, eyelids droopy with love.
you laugh as you adjust your phone to begin recording, "you got it, baby."
another long one!! check out the jean version of this prompt as well.
— warnings: mentions of smoking, eren being kind of weird
Eren is a little obsessive about you. Like to the point that he can’t completely open up about how he feels about you without it sounding really weird
He’s quieter and keeps his circle very small, so he probably watched you from afar for a while before actually trying to get to know you
But once you’re together he’s very protective over you, almost possessive but he never crosses the line
For your one year anniversary he bought one of those padlock chains and gave you the key
He has no clue where you’ve put it btw, which he loves bc it makes him feel like he really is yours for as long as you want him
Lowkey really wants a lock of your hair to put in a locket or something but doesn’t know how to ask without seeming creepy
He likes scary movies but not necessarily like jump scares or slashers. He’s more into things that are kinda disturbing and more psychological
Loves horror video games though
Journals religiously. He probably goes through at least 1 or 2 journals a month
He fills them with anything and everything: sketches, doodles, polaroids, entries about his day, entries about his feelings, entries about you…
Had a phase where he tried writing poetry but his mom found it and he got so embarrassed that he stopped forever
Plays the guitar on and off. Gets very into it for a few weeks but then he gets busy and it goes untouched for months
Has an insane tech deck collection that’s probably as old as he is
Eren really loves physical media. He likes to buy disposable cameras and uses pretty much all the film taking pictures of you
Not big on vinyls but he loves to collect CDs, it’s cheaper and plus he can play them in his car too
As far as appearance goes, he likes to keep his hair about shoulder length in kind of a shaggy cut
Once tried to dye his hair black (even though it’s already pretty dark) and it turned out so patchy and uneven that he cut it short and would not leave the house without his hoodie up
It took eren a while to find his own style but he tries to keep it simple and comfy while still reflecting his interests
Studded belts, dark jeans, band tees, heavy boots, lots of denim and leather
He takes his jewelry more seriously though. He wears a lot of silver rings and chains and likes chunky bracelets
Has a few ear piercings and a matching eyebrow piercing with Connie
They were supposed to get their belly buttons pierced but he chickened out last minute
He also wanted to get his lip pierced but decided against it when he realized he wouldn’t be able to kiss you while it heals
Feels so cool when he has his nails painted but he’s a nail biter so he doesn’t paint them anymore </3
Eren isn’t too particular about his partner’s style
If you dress like him then he likes that you look like you belong together
But if you’re the opposite then he also likes the contrast between the two of you
Eren has horrible insomnia but he thinks the dark circles under his eyes make him look cooler
He only really sleeps well when he’s with you
He used to smoke but tries really hard not to anymore bc you said it’s bad for him and you don’t like the smell
Tried vaping instead but quit bc it doesn’t look as cool as a cig.. whatever works I guess…
He still has a pack hidden away for when he’s really stressed
Eren but he grew up on an island where he got be rambunctious and free (literally). And he gardens🚬 to ease the mental anguish that follows him in every timeline.
notes: i’m finally back with more aot!! i’m officially finished with exams so, i’ve decided to drop this & 3 other posts lmao. i’m feeding you. you’re welcome.
☆ eren jaeger
oh, your parents freeaaakkk out. what do you mean their child is dating the TITAN boy that they’ve heard so much about? last they heard, he went mad and all! when he meets them, you guys have to meet at a cafe or something cause they’re genuinely terrified he’s gonna accidentally transform, destroy their house and kill them. eren acts like something you’ve never seen before, he’s clearly extremely nervous. i’m talking posture straight, hands firmly in his lap, laughing at every joke your dad makes etc. even after the first meeting your parents were very concerned about your safety… however, after many more meet ups, many talks (and a lot of convincing) they come around to eren. they soon realise he’s just a young boy whose had some very strange, very bad luck. they call him ‘special’.
☆ mikasa ackerman
an angel, obviously. mikasa is the best of both worlds, let me explain; not only is she a bad bitch whose strength been compared to that of an army of 100 men, she’s also a really good cook & homemaker! she helps your parents with chores like laundry, helps your mum cook etc. and on the flip side, she can slit several titans napes in record time so, your parents KNOW your protected around her & she can make a lovely dinner too! anyways, she is still her reserved-self when meeting them but, she makes sure to engage in conversation to impress them. after the first meeting, your parents loved her! they thought she was timid but just a super sweet girl, although they had a lot of questions about her scar…
anyways! she’s definitely the type of girlfriend to talk shit about you with your own parents 😔. i just know you’ve walked into the kitchen on several occasions and mikasa is like “yeah i fold all of y/n’s clothes back in the barracks” and your parents are like “what?! that lazy git!” then you walk in and everyone’s side eyeing you…
☆ armin arlert
another angel i fear. quick everyone act surprised!! he’s totally and utterly nervous but, he puts on a brave face for you. however, by the time you guys are leaving, you’re walking out the front door, waving and saying your goodbyes.. after that front door shuts, armin starts grinning from ear to ear looking proper cheeky cause he KNOWS he’s just impressed them so much. your parents adore this boy!! and he knows it!! you poke and tease him for being so nervous earlier just to end up being like this but, seriously he’s so happy.
your parents could tell he was nervous from the get-go, his hands were shaking when he shook their hands bless him! they made sure to put in extra effort to make him feel super welcomed and comfortable, and clearly it worked. they really like him too i mean, what’s there not to like about armin? he’s incredibly intelligent, a sweet soul and loves their child, what more could they want?!
☆ jean kirstein
oh, when you meet jeans mum, she is just totally over the moon to have you round her house. and you just know you’re eating GOOODDD while you are there!! she is the warmest, most welcoming lady ever, she announces you as her child the moment you step through the door!
she genuinely adores you and wants you guys to get on sooo badly, she’s definitely overbearing (in a very nice way) at first and you feel sort of awkward… it’s a lot to take in & it’s all very fast and very aaahhhh!! however, after the first initial meeting within a few hours, she’s calmed down from the excitement, everyone is filled up with food and tired, so now you finally have a chance to have a nice, normal conversation and it was… amazing! as if she didn’t already love you now, she really loves you. also, jean turns into a total mamas boy when you go over her house.
☆ sasha braus
your parents had heard of her food loving ways from you and thankfully for sasha, your parents happen to be quite wealthy… wealthy enough to afford meat. they made sure to prepare a buffet for your guys’ arrival and this made her feel so happy and so welcomed :’). this definitely started a very quick and immediate spark between her and your parents.
we cant forget about sasha’s family, although it’s more difficult to meet them as they live in the wilderness. it took you a few months of dating sasha to meet her family & trust, they make you do everything they do m’kay. you get a bit of leeway because you’re new and don’t understand their way of living but, you’re going on hunts with them. this, as nerve wracking as it was, was actually a great way to bond!! you really bonded with sasha’s family over this mostly because you continuously asked for help so, they kinda had to talk to you… but, seriously it was great! (also you didn’t understand them very well through the whole trip because of their accents… lol)
☆ connie springer
oh, your parents are now his parents. sorry, he’s the favourite child, you and your siblings are cast aside when connie arrives on the scene. on a serious note, after his family’s death, he truly hasn’t been the same - it was heartbreaking for him in many ways and one being that they would never meet you. when you told your parents about this, they welcomed connie with open arms and made sure he felt more like a son than just their child’s partner.
and that happened, let me tell you. he’s actually their son, their favourite baby boy, i’m so serious😭. he gets babied and doted on more than you or your siblings AND oh my god, he bickers with your siblings too like poking them, tickling them, just ticking them off a littleeeee bit. but he makes up for it cause he does spoil them a lot too so they do really love him. he’s got the whole family wrapped around his little finger! your parents obviously just absolutely adore him and everything he does.
☆ reiner braun
such a gentleman, i think your mum (and dad) almost fell for him and your grandma definitely wanted a piece of this guy😭😭. i mean he turned up to the house arm in arm with you with PRESENTS, greeted himself extremely politely to your parents and your grandma, even kissing her a kiss on the hand (that’s when she swooned). he actually acted like a prince he was so polite and gentlemanly. and trust, he pulled out all the stops with jokes and stories just making your family love him even more, what a charismatic boy!
him and your grandma are the BEST of friends because tell me why you came home to see your lovely boyfriend in the barracks and he was just gone? THEN, when he came home later that evening, you found out he’d been shopping with your grandma? excuse me? he literally hangs out with her on his own!! but, don’t even get me started on the guilt and dread he feels knowing he hides a secret from now not only his partner but his partners lovely, welcoming family whom he’s grown to love too.
☆ annie leonhart
sweet, quiet girl next door vibes dare i say… only around your parents obviously, she can’t be seen in that light by anyone else. she just turns into the sweetest, most timid girl around your mum it was crazy! you obviously knew she wasn’t going to be her typical self like she is in training or whatever but, it was shocking how much she changed😭.
she offered to help your mum with cooking even though she wasn’t very good at it, so her and your mum bonded a lot over teaching her how to cook during the first meeting and several meetings after that. ever since the first time meeting your mum, annie has been taught to cook by her and she cooks you your mums meals all the time :’).
she yearns for you to meet her father. she loves him and you so much, she just knows your two would get on so well but, the circumstances just don’t allow that. but, in a way, she’s grateful for you and now your mother even if she does miss her father dearly, she’s happy to have a parent again & one that likes her so much!
☆ bertolt hoover
oh sweet boy is tossing and turning all night long thinking about having to meet your parents. he’s filled with nerves & your parents try their absolute hardest to make him feel comfortable but, everyone can tell he’s really on edge the whole time. that was until, he had a chance to play with your younger sibling. i don’t know if it’s because they’re young and therefore less threatening (and theres less of a need to impress them) but, bertolt really shone when he was with your younger sibling!! you saw the bert you knew except a bit more family-friendly.
safe to say, they grew an incredible bond from this point forward & it actually helped him become more comfortable around the adults in your family. obviously your parents thought his tenderness toward your younger sibling was just the sweetest. they thought their child is so lucky to have such a gentle soul as their boyfriend!
☆ levi ackerman
oh, he’s probably the worst out of everyone 😭😭. he’s so, shocked that you still have your parents? and siblings? he never really thought he’d end up in this situation so, i think externally he seems fine, he’s so nonchalant but, internally he’s freaking out baddddd.
when you first suggest the idea of him meeting your family, he outright wants to refuse (he doesn’t) but, he’s so terrified and i’m not being funny, this guy is supposed to be humans strongest solider and he’s getting ANXIETY over just regular people?! this is making him crash out. he agrees to meet them but trust, he makes sure his schedule is filled for the next month so he has extra time to freak the fuck out.
the day finally arrives, levi literally looks like he has a stick up his arse. his posture is crazy, his answers feel rehearsed (they are) LIKE he just needs to calm down. you have to give him a gentle squeeze of the hand, shoulder or knee to just rellaxxxx & he does, you can see him exhale and his shoulders become slump.
after a few more reassuring squeezes, taps and light shoves, he loosens up becoming less rehearsed and just being more real, more levi. your family think he’s just reserved but, he seems nice enough and of course, he’s like practically famous in paradis so… your family are pretty happy, lol. they’re a bit upset he’s seems awkward around them but, they understand he’s different around you & it’s always awkward meeting the family for the first time!!
☆ erwin smith
literally so calm and chill. i feel like out of everyone, he’s had the most relationship experience, he’s been there and done that, you know? he knows what parents want to hear or see from their child’s partner.
he is perfect. he’s not too uptight or too polite, he makes well-timed jokes and even jabs at the most playful family members which gets them giggling. he makes sure to show you small physical affection which in turn, your family notice and appreciate you two seem so in love. he makes sure to offer to do things such as, help set up the table, carry big bowls or heavy items to the table & trust; he is complimenting the shiiittt out of the food.
he’s just got this whole meeting the family thing down to an art form, honestly. i’m making it sound like he’s done this a million times, he hasn’t and to be fair, this is just his usual self just turned up a notch so your family love him that bit extra 😆.
and they do. they freaking love him. like i said, he was perfect! who doesn’t love perfect? your dad definitely wants to go golf with him, he’s obsessed.
☆ hange zoë
oh my, what an experience… definitely the kind of person to yap their way into being loved, haha. as soon as they enter your home it’s a lot “oh my god, so lovely to finally meet you! yeah, i’m amazing so, today actually something crazy happened—” “oh, i love the way you decorated the place, did you make this?” so casual, so talkative, so comfortable almost immediately even though (hange claims), they’re holding back the full extend of their personality, just giving them a glimpse.
your family loved this way of introducing and integrating themselves into the family though, it felt like a piece of the puzzle had been found when hange entered your home, even during the first meeting. your parents LOVE hange’s story and hyper energy. they bring life into the living room!
includes: general, personality, appearance, friends, as ur bf !
inspired my by eren fic; light speed!! can be read on wattpad + ao3
a/n: these are MY personal headcanons. if you don't agree with stuff that's fine lol, it's a headcanon for a reason. also this is like really long LMAO. i also haven't written nsfw stuff in years so sorry if it's awkward sounding </3
general/random!
-> half german (dad), half turkish (moms side); more connected to this turkish side
-> with that said he can speak a bit of german but is more advanced in turkish - him and mama jaeger often argue in turkish when around his dad and friends LMAOO
-> MAMAS BOY !! this man LOVES his mom to fucking death, even if he doesn't show it. still calls her mama/ma
-> ALWAYS chewing gum. spearmint specifically.
-> LOVESSS cars a lot, get's excited when he sees a nice one and will always point it out
-> DND warrior unfortunately
-> enjoys spicy food but has a shit spice tolerance but he's stubborn and has a huge ego so he'll literally act like he's fine even if he spice is killing him 😐
-> loves superhero comics/movies/shows : invincible, the boys, the amazing spiderman, STAR WARS!!!
-> star wars NERD. knows like everything about the franchise, has posters, lego sets, figures, all that shit. will literally quote the movies (especially star wars episode I, II, and III) if something reminds him of it.
-> somewhat a gym rat; enjoys sports like basketball!!
-> tall enough to dunk and whenever he does dunk he holds onto the rim and swings for a few seconds (abs and vline on FULL display 🤤)
-> likes to skateboard!! does it with connie a lot. will skateboard around campus :P
-> messy handwriting, a mix between cursive and just unreadable (probably gets it from his dad)
-> pot head LOL. in highschool he used to smoke a lot but he's def toned it down in uni to focus on his studies
-> doesn't love drinking but he will on occasion, hates getting cross faded
-> surprisingly studious. wants me be a good student. competitive with jean, reiner, and even armin and mikasa at times
-> would probably be a poli sci. major in uni with hopes of becoming a lawyer one day cause he loves arguing. might even be in politics one day.. maybe..
-> listens to ptv, deftones, mcr, the cure, etc. likes heavy metal and 'emo screaming music' (what sasha and connie call it) to death
-> learned how to play the guitar and plays the electric + knows how to play the bass
-> texts a lot/doesn't love being on call or ft usually
-> plays video games like cod or league or nba 2k and is really good (had a hugeeee fortnite phase + plays minecraft with armin)
-> posters ALLLL over his room. like everywhere
-> draws on his hands and arms with a sharpie/pen when bored
-> doesn't know how to hold a pencil right
-> if ur on his close friends/private story/spam acc, u know he spams the shit out of it and reposts a lot of edits/stupid stuff but will rarely post on his main story
-> reads a good amount of books, but he has to be really interested in the plot in order to actually lock in and sit still to read it.
-> has watched the twilight movies and unironically loves them
-> had a finsta as like a random blonde pretty uni girl to stalk people...
-> stays up till like 3 in the morning/finds it hard to sleep most nights so he takes A LOT of naps/falls asleep randomly throughout the day
-> sleeps in fetal position
personality
-> has an attitude problem lowk and will roll his eyes and be very sarcastic to the point where people will think he's being rude/doesn't like them
-> loves to rage bait but he gets rage baited SO fucking easily it's sad oh my god.
-> embarrassed SO easily and will get very loud and defensive.
-> will day things that are rude and hurtful without thinking when he's angry or just cause and instantly regret them but won't apologize cause he's too prideful for that shit
-> is VERY passionate about random things; a nerd.
-> anger issues. like HORRIBLE anger issues to the point where he had to go to anger management classes and was ofc angry about that lol
-> gets into arguments with literally everyone cause he's so hard headed
-> has a very hard time asking for help - will literally try every possible solution before asking someone to help him
-> swears a lot. too much. his fav word is fuck (FUCK OFFFFFF). mom smacks him. (there is a swear jar. if he swears more than 5 times in an hour, u need to tell him mom LOL)
-> tries to be nonchalant and mysterious like levi and mikasa but fails so hard and just looks sorta dumb
-> is very shy abt it but it's so obvious he loves his friends and loved ones to death. he would do anything for them (even commit genocide- WHATTTTT??? who said that?)
appearance
-> tall. a little shorter than jean (he lies and says he's taller when he clearly isn't)
-> tan, naturally but also cause he spends a lot of time outside
-> body is muscular but not as buff as reiner. a little more lean. naturally athletic looking
-> BIG VEINY hands. (tf did u think i was gonna write...?)
-> pretty/feminine facial features. they are on the sharper side tho
-> has like a perfect nose. the nose that people pay to have. that perfect straight button nose.
-> long long long eyelashes and nice ass eyebrows </3
-> tries to grow out his facial hair cause he gets teased for looking femenine especially cause of his long ass hair but it annoys him and he ends up shaving after a few days
-> wants an eyebrow/industrial/tongue/lip piercing but his mama would KILLL him
-> grows out his hair for like months and will randomly cut it without telling anyone and just show up with short hair
-> blushes easily, a really pretty pink color
-> silver and gold jewelry both look good on him but he prefers silver cause its edgier
-> likes to dress grunge/skater punk esque - lots of baggy clothes, old band tees, jeans, sweats, layering
-> wears silver rings and necklaces
-> has this one belt made of bullets and ALWAYS wears it cause he thinks it makes him look tough
-> would have tattoos but they'd have meanings and he'd spend a lot of time picking them out
-> naturally kind of hairless (partially why he struggles to grow out facial hair)
-> has a padawan braid cause he's a cute loser nerd
-> smiles with his teeth- naturally straight and very white
-> clean looking. smells like spearmint gum and musk and just nice
as your boyfriend
-> CLINGY. SO. FUCKING. CLINGY.
-> easily flustered/shy, and won't meet ur eyes when he is (face turns pink; specifically the tip of his nose and cheeks and also the tips of his ears.)
-> LOVES the way u smell. literally grabs u by the waist and buries his head in the crook of ur neck and just breathes
-> loves when you touch hair hair/play with it/braid it, or when u scratch his arms and back - just loves when u touch him in general
-> has a stupid ass nickname for u that u HATE. he uses it in private. isn't huge on petnames but will call u baby when trying to calm u down or get ur attention
-> however, when he's being super passionate and sweet and just extra loving to u he will call u hayatım or aşkım (turkish for my love)
-> VERY touchy but not really in a sexual way (??) like he likes to hold ur hand, leans his head on your shoulder, hugs you, plays with your hair
-> cracks ur knuckles (bonus points if u squirm and try and get him to stop. he knows u hate it but he does it anyways hehe - unless u tell him not to do it properly. then he won't ofc)
-> loves ur voice, especially his laugh
-> rmr how i said he doesn't like to call/ft and prefers to text. yeah hell no. never with you. if u guys are apart he's on call with u. driving? calling u. at the grocery store? calling u. at the gym? ft with u. at night? ft with u. always always always wants to hear ur voice and laugh and see ur pretty face
-> ass and boobs and thighs meh like okay he loves obviously but he especially loves ur eyes and ur lips
-> VERRRRRYYYYY playful. like he loves to pink ur cheeks, squish ur face, kiss the tip or ur nose/squeeze it, flicks ur forehead, ruffles your hair, and since he's taller than u he always rests his arm on the top of ur head which pisses u tf off so its even better.
-> holds ur hand/grabs ur thigh while driving. if he's holding ur hand he'll bring it to his lips and kiss it/bite ur hand/fingers playfully
-> likes pda but won't do it very often cause he likes to seem nonchalant and get easily embarrassed but u alr know behind closed doors that man is SO clingy and so so so affectionate to make up for all the missed time
-> so so so so so very protective. did i mention protective? to the point where u have to calm him down or he'll literally get violent.
-> tickle wars. pillow fights. play fights. has mega knighted u on multiple occasions.
-> LOVES to match u. like if u like a specific color he will always wears it
-> if he does have tattoos he'll draw them on ur arms with pen/sharpie so u guys can match <3
-> HE suggested couples costumes for halloween. him. yes. anakin and padme OR atom eve and invincible OR nightwing and starfire OR just like any superhero couple.
-> when u first met him u thought he was very nonchalant/unaffectionate and maybe even mean but the minute he warms up it's overrrrrrr for u
-> sorta confessed first? it's so obvious to everyone BUT u that he likes u and he randomly asked if u liked him without mentioning anything abt his feelings
-> kissed u once and was like yeah that's it PLEASE be my girlfriend. he wasted no time becoming a couple cause he NEEDS to let everyone know ur his
-> very attentive. pays attention to all the small things that no one notices; sometimes things u don't notice
-> PATHETIC ASS YEARNER HOLY SHIT OMG. like a yearner down to his very core. when he first started realizing he liked u, he would literally come up with any excuse to spend more time with u, always stared at u, is extra playful and will be way more touchy as long as u seem comfortable with it, will tease the shit outta u and it lowk pisses u off but he enjoys seeing u angry
-> talks VERY highly of u, makes it super obvious he has a lot of respect for u
-> LOYALLLL. if u don't like someone without question he will literally hate this person, even if previously he might have liked them/thought they were a good person.
-> despite the fact that he's so hard headed and literally enjoys arguing, he literally REFUSES to argue with you and lowk just ignores problems even when u try to bring them up and push him abt it cause he knows he doesn't have control over the shit he says when he's pissed and the last thing he wasn't to do is hurt ur feelings </3
nsfw/spice | MDNI !!
-> rough and dominate asf.
-> LOVES to pull ur hair, bite you, leave marks/bruises
-> praise. praises tf out of u and loves it when u praise him.
-> from behind. loves it from behind. will literally put his hand on the small of your back and push you down to get the right angle.
-> LOVES when you scratch his back and leave marks. the harder/the more it hurts, the better.
-> literally folds and dies a little on the inside when u pull his hair really hard
-> very very very much likes the way u taste.... iykwim
-> pins ur hands or ties them up so ur literally helpless.
-> u could be squirming away and he'll grab ur hips and pull your back and be like "you can take it."
-> did i mention biting?
-> aftercare is lowk his fav part. he loves cleaning u up, taking you to the bath, washing your hair, cuddling
-> isn't afraid to be loud and loves it when ur loud and literally screaming his name cause he knows he's doing a good job
-> loves it messy. im talking ur makeup is like GONE, the sheets are all messed up and ruined. think the honeymoon scenes in twilight breaking dawn prt 1 LMFAO
-> HUNGRYYYY for u always. he's like a starved man when it comes to you.
-> LOVES when UR rough with him and u get all possessive and dominant. turns him tf onnnn
-> swallow it.
-> makes u beg for it. "use your words baby." "say please?"
thinking about eren with facial hair…specifically him ravenously eating pussy with tons of stubble and a faint beard. Never even bothering to shave it bc he works such long, grueling hours (and honestly more so because you like the look!). Sort of neglecting his own self care to give you a life of luxury but it doesn’t even matter..not when he’s rewarded by getting to spread you open with those legs tossed over his shoulders. Anklet dangling on his upper back as he greedily feasts on your cunt. He’s breathing heavily and salivating like an animal, hungry only for you and fixated on nothing else. Juices dripping all down the sides of his cheek and his lips and tongue fixated on that swollen clit..thanks in part to you grinding your slit fiercely against it. He knows how much you love that friction so he keeps you plastered right underneath his nose. Gripping your asscheeks to make certain you can’t get away from him and he doesn’t let up until you’ve wet up every single hair on his face.
NOTE! multi(eren, jean & connie) x reader! random headcanons i have for aot do u guys like these? i lowkey love reading them & this was fun! it got kinda long but i did start on armin & reiner dk if i'll post it
masterlist!
eren!
he can't handle spice like tries but he'll eat one taki & suddenly there's snot running down his nose
he eats like a DOG straight up gobbles his food down and it's so much all at once too
he comes off a little mean but it's his sense of humor
everyone says he's a mama's boy & i agree!! however sometimes i think it's a little toxic
not like horribly but when your first get into a relationship with him you have to explain that there are certain boundaries
the people who he dates have to like mikasa otherwise it's a fat NO from him
he's had past relationships that have started blossoming into something & immediately cut them off when they talk bad about mikasa (and armin) / don't like them
you decide if it's romantic or not but eren is very close to the both of them & deems it important for his s/o to get along with the people he considers family
he's not very smart
it doesn't come to him as effortlessly as he'd like it to but he's stubborn therefore he gets good grades (especially when he really enjoys the class)
unlike jean eren doesn't mind sharing food (despite him being an only child too up until whenever zeke came into the picture) but just because he grew up armin & mikasa
armin thinks it's a little gross (germaphobe) but mikasa is like whatever & so they probably all got used to sharing drinks (to try what the others got) and eating family style
he gets a little upset if you don't like to share food/drinks
pouts & mummurs something under his breath but he doesn't push it
bit nerdy & has marvel comics in his room as well as a bunch of figurines of different characters he likes
he's read two of the harry potter books because armin made him but he gave up the third (shame he'd like sirius black)
has way too many redbulls & has to hear the constant nagging of armin telling him how bad it truly is for him
he likes creepy cozy kid films LOL like coraline because it's claymation and a little eerie
the corpse bride, monster house (he still quotes the uvula line) he grew up watching them so it's almost comforting to him
he likes how i met your mother
once zeke got into the picture it was really awkward & neither could find a way to talk to each other so they'd sit silently watching whatever zeke put on (HIMYM)
so it's a comfort show of his & YES he knows it's controversial but he'll almost always have it on in the background
probably also really likes game of thrones & LOVES jon snow (sees himself in him but won't say that out loud)
also a theon greyjoy apologist & will forever hate the way they fucked up jaime's character towards the end (he complains about it endlessly)
eren has no boundaries at all like will fully shove his fingers up your nostrils to pick it if you ask him too
he's a little gross LMAOO like sometimes you look at him & are like seriously?
burps in your face all the time (it stinks)
HUGEE football fan constantly watching games on sundays will get way to into: screams & claps loudly plus he'll curse at the screen whenever his favorite team is losing
if you're into football he loves it & if you aren't... he's still making you wear his teams jersey as a good luck charm
don't worry he'll explain the game to you
or at least tries to but stops mid sentence to scream about the fumble
he’s really try-hard like games or sports but sometimes it’s soo stupid
he goes overly hard at Minecraft & when everyone decides to make their yearly server it takes him two days to have netherite
meanwhile armin’s still picking out a good spot to build his home, connie has blown up the nearby village, sasha is hoarding cows, mikasa decorating NO ONE HAS DIAMONDS!!! cue him impatiently tapping his foot
jean!
he walks behind you whenever you're wearing a skirt or anything too short
and his hands will fly up to cover your butt if it raises a little
he really loves watching you do your makeup / get ready
(if you do this) his favorite part is when your hair is up & out of your face and you're waiting for your face to dry after putting setting spray
he's gotten yelled at for the number of times he's tried to kiss you during this
don't tell anyone but he lowkey loves the high school musical movies & has gotten into arguments with connie and sasha about which is the best (it's HSM3 and he thinks right here right now is the best song)
he's one of those people who swears kissing is worse than sex if someone were to cheat
he's like 'guys think about it they risked the whole relationship for a KISS??' with his arms failing out
he gobbles anything on his plate specifically when it's a house he's never been to & they’ve made food for their guests
to him it feels like basic manners but the issue is he ends up really bloated cause they keep on offering him food & he feels like he can't deny it
he also can't show up empty-handed
his mom probably engraved it into his head & every function he'll call to ask if anything is needed and if they say no he still pulls up with beer or maybe sasha's favorite snacks (if it's a her house)
he's not a big party animal i think he prefers a bar to a club
however he's always at the club with sasha & connie sitting or leaning up against a wall talking to niccolo
his favorite movie is probably before sunrise because deep down he really craves to have a moment in life that feels like that movie
that & he's pretentious
like he wants to just stay up all night talking to someone
has a poster of that movie up in room & if they ever rerelease it in theaters he's watching it 1000%
he's such an only child like sometimes he refuses to share especially when he really likes the food & grimaces when he watches sasha and connie share everything (they aren't grossed out AT ALL because of their younger siblings)
he also can't do like casual arguements (??? i don't think thats the phrase) but like he'll go over to connie's house or something & is genuinely appalled at how his siblings all argue
jean is literally like 'what do you mean' when he sees them argue (and say some really mean things) then two seconds later literally laughing like nothing happened
he'd probably struggle with that in relationships he can't let things go easily & if you grow up like that it might lead to some issues
so he's still upset meanwhile you're over it & not really understanding why he's still upset or you do you just can’t wrap your head around why can’t let it go
on the other side he'd really enjoy the chaos of a full home if his s/o had a huge family
like he'd love to talk to your siblings & just be over there in general he'll happily lay in your bed ears open as your siblings rant to him about their life
he's one of those annoying people who doesn't drink soda & thinks he's so much better because of that
he stopped around high school because he discovered that sugar makes him break out but it's been happening for so long now that he can't go back
on that note he has faint acne scars that he HATES but he actually looks good with them
his ears get super red when he's embarrassed/shy or anything else
connie!
connie definitely wears both gold & silver. he used to wear gold as a kid ALLL the time, im talking had a gold chain and a matching bracelet (a photo of him with the gold chain is probably his spams pfp)
his mom still has both but once he grew up he kinda switched to silver not that he likes it better it just goes with his outfits more often than not
but underneath his clothes, he keeps his gold chain (the same one from when he was a kid that he had extended) tucked real tight against his chest and never takes it off
he's a really good dancer which is kind of infuriating because he's never taken a class or anything
connie once tried to teach sasha but she has two left feet & literally can't be move for the life of her (DOES NOT stop her from joining connie on the dance floor)
on the topic of dancing i think connie LOVES just dance
really good at it & knows the iconic ones like california girls and #thatpower by memory (definitely danced to it unashamedly during middle school in PE class)
also plays it with his little sister
OH & he defitnely played michael jackson: the experience on the wii GIRL best believe he's whipping out those moves when he's drunk
he def gets the girls with it HE HAS CHARISMA!!
connie is actually a lot more intelligent than people realize
i think funny people are all intelligent (thinking of good jokes off the ripe requires some sorta of talent) & therefore will stand that connie is actually smart
probably frustrates armin to the max because armin knows he is but connie can never seem to put enough effort in things like school
he's also emotionally smart like he knows why he's mad or upset but he struggles putting it in words sometimes (or saying it out loud)
he has a pretty large social battery but it does run out!!! it takes longer than others but it happens & it's probably really evident on big group trips
like after a full two days of socializing, going out, laughing he's very much done & will go outside to sit without saying a word
sometimes his friends will ask him what's wrong or why he's upset but jean and sasha will reassure everyone that he's fine he's just taking a break
but he's back after like an hour LOL full energy burst
he's really romantic out of nowhere
he definetly will be doing something stupid & out of nowhere say "omg you're like to best thing to ever happen in my life" which has you like what?
you're all flustered cause it came out of nowhere & he's back to shoving food in his mouth or something stupid
he's like tyriq withers where he looks like he'd have curly hair grown out but actually it's pin-straight & when people find out they are like WHATTTTT?
he'd date a tall person (he's like 5'8 right?) like i'm talking tall he does not care
and he'd love when you'd wear heels too like he's all over that (if you wear heels)
kinda picture him being a dog person? like he owns a HUGE scary looking doberman
ears & tails cut (i'm gonna say adopted from a shelter cause I hate to see animals going through unnecessary surgeries) and he's just very intimidating
it makes connie look a little intimidating too like when you see them out on a walk
BUT he's a sweetheart!!!! like the cutest dog ever, really well trained, never jumps on anyone who comes over, really good with little kids (especially with connie siblings) and the whole friend group loves him
and if you're dating, be prepared for the bed to be full of you, connie, AND the dog all laying together
they kinda look alike
he's a great dad btw!!! deff the fun parent but he can be quite scary when he needs to discipline
he dressed up as aang during halloween
his favorite movie is probably fight club & he takes it very seriously (honorable mention: scott pilgrim vs the world)
he's actually really secure in relationships never overbearing & not really jealous
when a guy comes up to you to talk connie probably thinks oh whatever & trusts you when it comes to that
however if you were uncomfortable he'd probably find some way to get the guy away (sometime stupid & funny)
he also wouldn't care what your wear if you wanna go out in a mini skirt SUREE if you wanna go out with your titties all out OFCC if you wanna wear sweats & a hoodie fine by him!!
firm believer that connie is just cool like there's forcing it UGH i wanna rub his bald head
what do you do when your boyfriend, who also happens to be an accomplished porn star, cheats on you with a "co-worker" ? part 2 of pornstar eren
cw: smut/angst/hurt-comfort/ reader is very depressed, infidelity, mentions of sliiight sh, vomiting.
eren thinks back to the day he popped your cherry regularly. he thought he’d never taste anything as sweet as you. he’s thinking about it now, actually, as he fucks mikasa. cock stretching her as her porn-worthy moans slide from her dribbling lips. he kisses them. he cringes at the taste. her cherry balmed lips don’t hold a flame to yours.
he thinks you are still sweeter even when you had snot bubbling down them, bile tracing the back of your throat when you lay sick on him. no, he knows you were sweeter than hers. he has just been too blind.
mikasa was never sweet, she was the unexpected undertone in liquor to help it ease down your throat faster, but she was never the main reason he kept swigging back for more shots. all he wanted was the high of something new, the feeling of being free and loose for a night. wake up the next day, swear you’re off it, but end up back there the same night.
mikasa was an addiction that lost its addictiveness. he popped her in his mouth, chewed, sucked, and abused her between his teeth until she was stripped of all color and lost her flavour. eren only thought it would last longer.
he isnt gonna spit her out and stick her under the table just to palm another foiled packaging though, no, he is going to stop using these artifical apeitete supressents so he can focus on the main course, focus on what really energies him, what fills him. what his stomach has been asking for from the start but his brain shoved it asisde for some stupid cravings. eren needs you. he just wishes he realized sooner, because he suspects you’ve already gone cold.
he walks through the halls of your complex, a repetitive routine that makes his eyes sink back into his brain. what will he stumble across when he enters? you with freshly dabbed cheeks, or possibly the only remnants of you would be a note saying goodbye.
he deserves that. it’s what he’s been wishing for, pushing you for, for weeks, and now as he fumbles with his keys its the last thing he wants.
but of course, as all cheaters are, he is a coward. he doesn’t want to face you. its a drowning feeling, really, wanting you so badly but also wanting you so far. he slips into the warm flat, you have a candle flickering on the kitchen counter and shoes placed neatly by the door, and as he kicks his own pair off, he hears the pattering of your feet drawing near.
he has a lump in his throat, but he doubts it's because of the bags under your eyes that deepen as you smile too wide. that just might be lighting...you can't possibly know, can you?
"hey! you came home early, wanna shower while I make-" you trail off, he just realized you've asked him to bathe every time he comes home, and you're awake. does he smell like her? does the scent of her come and his sweat reek off of him? you know. you've known for weeks. erens known that you've known for weeks. he's tired of playing this fucked up game he started.
“I’ve been fucking my co-star mikasa.”
oh. he's said it. outloud. right at your contorting face. the punch of regret spreads from his chest as his shoulders sink down, regret that he told you. and you...look...surprised. not at the words that forced their way out of his lips...almost something different. he's surprised too.
surprised that he said it. surprised that he did it. surprised that you're gonna do this...right now.
why aren't you saying anything? his head is pounding. will you slap him? please please slap me.
yes. this is what he needs. not this guilt for talking. he needs you, and that means doing this. right now. he takes a deep breath, you clear your throat.
“h-how long?” it stumbles out of your lips, he wants to die. you look so breakable right now, why would he ever do this to you?
"few weeks..." his eyes trail off, you cross your arms
"what do you want to do?" its a question he's been kneading in his mind, the answer is now, its this. you.
he feels warmth drip down his cheeks, and he falls to his knees, gripping at your hips as you look frankly shocked and a little unnerved
"you, I'm so sorry I don't know why I just-"
your scent, it's you. he digs his face into your stomach, your shirt is wet with his tears, and your hands slowly fall into his hair
have you ever been this pathetic in your life? probably, it seems to be a theme for you. -to shut down. your not there yet, though, no…not until the words spill from his filthy mouth, you’ll still be here…silently enraged as you lie sprawled on the bed, scrolling through this bitches post.
its 8 pm, and he should be home, but you’re not gonna act like him walking in at 12 am isn't unusual at this point. you wonder if he even tries. you wonder if you do.
<can you hurry before she comes home?!>
bold instagram title with a pic of her arm snaking up her pooling breasts, a thumb innocently bitten as her pixie falls perfectly around her face.
even her scar is sexy.
this isn’t helping.
you toss the phone. letting the cloud grow bigger in your chest. you’re unattractive, unsuccessful, and now unfuckable. is this why you’re holding onto him so tightly? is this title of being erens girlfriend all you have? how could you have disappeared like this?
its upsetting, but your eyes don’t sting. they just bore into the ceiling where the fan clicks every time it passes. you want to cry, want that release. you’ve done it so much these past couple weeks, its become more of a chore than an uncontrollable thing.
you decide to shower instead.
.
your dressed and the house is tidy. you're as pleased as you can be, and you don't have to wait long for your routine to be over, because you just heard the front door open.
its a quite duet you both dance. he steps through the door, you greet him first so he doesn’t start with a doubtful question, you smile, and he says-
“I’ve been fucking my co-star mikasa.”
oh. not that. is it truly confession time?
you purse your lips. you wish you had planned a rebuttal for this day, but you honestly never thought about it.
you didn’t think he could do it.
ugh, you hate his face right now. the widening of his eyes as his words spilled out, its regret and fear, not for his actions, but for telling you.
and then it's the focus on you, his brows deepen as he is determined to continue, like he’s proud of himself for saying it. you hate that even more, the shield he is gripping as his eyes swirl with this self-sacrificing fury, as if you didn’t already know. oh, it’s so eren. him being wrong about all those things isn’t what bugs you; it’s the fact that no matter what he does, he’ll always forgive himself.
hm, its been long enough for you to seem to wake from your shock. you aren’t truly that confident, you don’t have this all figured out, and your hands are slimy, gosh, why’d he have to do this now?
“h-how long?” you clear your throat.
he gives you a vague answer. doesn't even meet your gaze. he is still being a coward even now.
"what do you want to do?" you sigh, you wish you had taken a nap earlier. your back aches, and this might be an all-night-thing
suddenly, your hands are to your head as he falls in front of you, sobbing into your womb like a child
you feel it. just then, a little slip. then a little more. arms lowering, chest hollowing, fingers soothing this scalp.
guilt.
you used to have this really annoying cat when you were growing up. it was scruffy and screamed at you to get up on the weekends. he used to rub his wet nose on you every time you tried to write your papers. lying on your pages, screwing up your sentences, knocking his head into your hand as he demanded attention
thats what eren doing right now. the force petting that you’ll give in just so you can soothe him to sleep, so you can get back to the task at hand.
but what task do you even accomplish nowadays? it seems you sleep to sleep. resting until he comes home, knowing the real battle is at night, when he bumps his head onto your skin, begging for attention. for forgiveness. for a sign you still even want him close.
he tires out eventually, soft breaths tracing your skin as his tears dry. you wonder why you don't cry. it is you who was wounded, were you not?
thats what you’ve been trying to figure out these past few weeks. were you hurt when eren choked out he was fucking someone else? you knew the main pain in the moment would be from shock, but this wasn’t a surprise…so all that’s left for you to feel is betrayed.
but you don’t. no, you feel aloof. it seems the only feelings you feel are content with accepting that you wake up and drift off on repeat. other than that, the only other feelings you can think of are a strike of a match that doesn’t light for little things that bug you
I’m out of bread.
I cut my finger.
The shampoo bottles are empty.
I spilled syrup on my shirt.
I have to brush my hair.
mundane things almost light a flame, but everything gets stepped on and smudged when the hand ticks to five pm, and he opens the door. he’s so on time now. you know he wants to leave no room for error as he spices his burnt food. scooping up the slop and forcing it down before he retches it all out at midnight when he sobs on you. and you just think…you’re inedible. when did you become such a disappointing dish? enough with the food talk, its making you sick. fuck, you’re feeling really sick. you might actually hurl.
your skin slides off the crinkled sheets as you stumble to the side bathroom, he’s waking up, and you don’t care to be discreet. you don’t care to close the door as you slump over the glossy porcelain, watching your saliva drip and spin in the water as you await the vomit to seep from your empty stomach
the nausea is killing you. your head is hot, and you think about shoving your fingers down your throat to get it over with. you imagine the feeling. choking on them. you want to keep them in there, scratch at your esophagus, and choke on your blood.
his cold hand cups your nape. it feels refreshing, the slow rubbing and contrast with your pulse-pumping head almost cradles the feeling of your insides coming out. he squats next to you, eyes red.
“I’m sorry-“ fuck, you’re so sick of hearing that from him “-I’ve been trying to be so…” he takes a beat to collect his thoughts. you turn, lowering your face as you rest your cheek on the rim of the toilet. you don’t care how gross it may be.
“cautious, around you. I forgot that you might be struggling to take care of yourself, too…I should be the one taking care of you right now” his eyes aren’t staying on yours. you wonder which of the reasons why... you look ugly, your hair is a mess, you stink.
you forget one, though, shame....
and it's all he feels now, he tells you- "come on, lets go to bed" while rubbing your back. it feels like razorblades.
he talks calmly, like cupping an injured animal hoping it won't slip from his grasp, or bite him.
but that’s the thing, eren wants you to bite him. Infect him, hurt him. he wants to watch you twist the bones in his body while you have the widest smile on your face.
he supposes you are hurting him the worst way, though, by hurting yourself. by not saying a word to him.
you roll the fabric of leggings and long sleeves due to the expected temperature predicted by your bedroom window. you're going out. its about time..you called your parents last night before he stepped into your space. you're going home.
you managed a snort out of yourself somehow- because, you felt shameful for asking them. and you wonder if eren feels the same.
does he feel shame? has he ever?
your eyes didn't lie once you stepped into the swirling wind. its refreshing to know you aren't totally blind after all.
you think back to the bag you have on the bedroom floor, still unzipped but filled to the brim. it has everything you need. it's interesting to know how little of you really did fit into that apartment.
your feet are taking you to the only place near by- a sweet cafe. you trace your memory to see if there's one like it near your parents. maybe your mom will bake you something with a sweet note (she won't, why would she?)
a note. you almost stop your sluggish pace but manage to keep moving like you always have. you want to leave a note for him...or a text..it is 2026. and you don't think you have enough to say to him to fill a piece of paper. is goodbye enough?
don't try to recommend a face to face. it's pointless. and for the first time you realize he doesn't deserve it. theres no need for closure, you've already learned more than you needed too.
your mind keeps flashing back to the duffle bag. its really happening. you want to take it and run, this cafe trip is just to distract you until your bus arrives.
the ringing of your entrance assaults your ears, but the pleasant scent of baked goods and brewing coffee entices you to move it. you feel out of place.
you order, pay, and wander to the window as you wait. the sky outside looks dull, and you wonder if a storm will come in an attempt to stop you.
pushing your hands into your pockets, you feel a crunch of paper. oh, right...you were gonna write the letter here.
sighing, you slam the parchment into the table and mindlessly write.
I can no longer be with you. cheating is the ultimate betrayal. Please leave what we have here just as I have done- I've taken what's mine, and I'm in a safe place from here.
you gnaw on the pen before adding
take care.
you hear your name called with others, smushing the note into your pockets as you stumble to the counter.
you grab the drink in a daze, bringing to your lips before your shoulder is pecked softly,
"I- I think thats my drink.."
you spin to see a boy with light hair, light eyes, and a nose pink from the wind. he is smiling at you like you didn't just french kiss his macchiato.
he waves his hands up as your eyes widen in embarrassment, exclaiming, "it's alright, it's alright!" before you can finish. he grabs another cup, reading your name off of it, you nod.
he hands you the warm cup, and you read the name on the stolen one as you hand it back to him.
armin.
an: can you believe i actually finished it? you can take this as a side effects ending to if you want lmfao. this is the last fic of my page. i love you all.