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[22themoon]

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[bliegmeister]

The funniest thing about the Jaegerists, imo, is that Eren isn't even really one of them. He thinks they're extreme and angry.

If even Eren Jaeger thinks you need to calm down, then maybe you should self reflect a little.

[22themoon]

This is so true, ‘But Eren is meant to let everyone on Paradis die??!!!?’ Thats NOT the only options they had besides the rumbling😭😭

People who watch the anime and identify as Jaegerists in real life have no media literacy unless they truly support genocide..

[22themoon]

That scene in dirty dancing when she’s watching them all dance freaky for the first time is THE original — feeling outcasted and kind of a weirdo and wanting so hard to not just be part of a group but BE one of them— an authentically charismatic and attractive person and personality

And original being Y/N so Popular boy doesn’t care ur not popular and teaches you his ways to bring you out of ur shell

[sunee-syrup]

✿ spring fever. [30 day writing event] ✿

you've heard of kinktober; now get ready for the spring special

hear what they're saying about spring fever:

"flowers arent the only thing that's blooming" - @knightofwands-upright "you think the rabbits are bad - get ready-" @saffrondaddy "you've heard of the birds and the bees -- now get ready for the sequel-" - @knightofwands-upright

honee says: "why wait until october? why not a year-long affair?"

✿ ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢ ꜰᴇᴠᴇʀ? : honee's month-long writing sprints for the month of April ⇝ each day will be 500 -- 1000 words

✿ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢ ꜰᴇᴠᴇʀ? : of course!! do it on your blog, join me! join the freaks and let the voices run free <33 if you decide to do it, please tag me so i can see! also make sure you tag cw appropriately

✿ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ᴊᴏɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢ ꜰᴇᴠᴇʀ? : yes!! to join, please send me an ask with the tag #honeesspringfever and any trope/kink/character that you want to see me write about. i'll note it on the masterlist below!

✿ ʜᴏɴᴇᴇ'ꜱ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ : as usual, this a strictly 18+ space, so minors MDNI. kink content/dark themes will be included.

✿ SPRING FEVER MASTERLIST✿ ⇝

✿ day 1 : corruption || matsuhana ⇝ ["take a slice" x glass animals]

✿ day 2 : platonic breeding kink ||

✿ day 3 : somnophilia ||

✿ day 4 : hate sex || kuroo tetsurou

✿ day 5 : semi-public/voyeurism ||

✿ day 6 : phone sex || miya atsumu

✿ day 7 : cockwarming || kageyama tobio

✿ day 8 : friendly competition || bokuaka

✿ day 9 : handcuffs || bokuto koutarou

✿ day 10 : face sitting/eiffel tower || osakita x chubby!reader

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✿ day 30 :

[22themoon]

How i feel clicking on a multi x reader fic just to see it meant multiple characters in multiple scenarios and NOT a diabolical 8some orgy with multiple characters in the same scenario..

[artjiayi]

After months of procrastination Bakugo is finally finished 🥳💥 his pouting faces are always my favorites ones so drawing him while petting cute cats was the perfect combination 👀

"Behind this explosive but defensive soul lies an honorable and gentle heart."

I'm pretty satisfied with the result but the process was a pain in the neck especially the background as I'm so not used to draw them 😭 despite all this I am so happy I managed to draw Kacchan again. This character is so special to me. He did help me get through some difficulties I had not a long time ago and get over them. I've never had a character sharing so many similarities with me on some points. Anyway, I could write so much more about the depth and complexity of this grumpy but touching gremlin… this'll be for a next time maybe.

Hope you enjoy it 🧡

Staring contest!! Yep this face was my main reference to draw his pout 🥺 loved drawing every second of it!

[usuibun]

Who wants Denji’s heart?

#needthat

[junisfics]

like truly genuinely from an unbiased perspective naruto and sasuke are so fucking gay it's really insane to me like they're practically canon thats how insane they are

[22themoon]

MDNI 18+

Thinking about having sex with denji and it’s both of ur first times. How he’d accidentally overstimulate u and himself because he cant get enough of you,, he’d eat you out and fuck u but be on edge— gauging out ur reactions through all of it.

“Does that feel good?”

“You okay, babe?”

“Yeah, do you like that?”

Which he wouldn’t even be asking to intentionally tease u or turn u on, but because hes just such a sweet boy. He just really wants to know if he’s doing things right and wants to make sure u feel as good as he does bc ur so warm and wet inside.

He’d stare at you and go crazy at how much ur blushing, he’d think it’s so cute how you bite ur lip and huff out your cheeks because you’re suppressing your moans. When you cum but he’s still fucking into you and you get so overstimulated you start whining and getting way more vocal talking about how good he feels inside you, denji can’t help but blush and hide his face in the crook of your neck.

He moans shamelessly then says, “You’re so fucking cute” which you are— with the way your legs shake around him, the whimpers you can’t help but let out as he ruts into you like this, the flustered and fucked out look on your face as you give him that, somehow innocent but nasty, look in your eyes that are begging him to ruin you. He gives u those same eyes begging u to ruin him too, which flutter shut as he goes in to kiss you, you both make out messily as he’s still fucking into you as you’re both about to cum all over each other again for the umpteenth time.

[22themoon]

Can i ask what specifically i put in this that made 1k+ people love it, so i can give u guys MORE of the right stuff

[spacelabrathor]

drunk red faced grabby bakugou my goat 🔥🔥🔥

he's so funny because he's usually soooo reserved around pda but he gets like stupid drunk blinders on when he's wasted and gets like. yeah lmao. handsy and mumbly and completely lacking in the deep sense of propriety and shame he usually carries around

he also gets like, really obstinant and stubborn when he's like that too. you'll like pry his face up from where he was sucking on your neck because you know he'll be mortified the next day to be doing that like, ten feet away from his friends, but he just groans in frustration and strong-arms you to go back to sucking on your throat lol

[junibugs]

erens that mf who still writes with a wooden pencil

[junisfics]

you bitches need to start adding a word count before your fic starts im sick of clicking on a fic that sounds fire and it's a fuckign 700 word drabble of one scene and all context is given in the first paragraph

[mintmatcha]

love the idea of two boyfriends who take turns on you all night. every time you thing its over, ten minutes later a stiff cock is nudging at your cunt again-

and they urge each other on, shit talking about how the other isnt making you cum hard enough, how he's not gonna be able to get hard again-

[cinna-creme]

a/n: my obsession w katsuki is getting worsa and worsa

thinking abt katsuki who acts like a mother hen when literally anything is off with you like there has to be something he can do to even alleviate it a lil bit

you’re sick? he’s at the store getting meds and tissues and electrolytes and anything that could possibly help. then he’s literally tucking you into bed and hand feeding you and checking if you have a fever every two minutes

you have a headache? he’s giving you water and a lil bit of caffeine and dimming the lights, giving you a head massage, pulling a heated blanket over you pressing a cool cloth to your forehead. he cuddles up next to you and watches you sleep off the headache and presses kisses to your hairline

you’re on your period? this man doesn’t care or act any type of way. he’s getting you anything and everything that could possibly help. baths, meds, heating pads, kisses, massages, anything !

you’re just horny? he takes care of you so good. you’re cumming on his tongue and fingers at least twice before he even thinks about fucking you

if you’re out in public he’s pulling you somewhere moderately private and making you cum all over his fingers with your teeth sunk into his shoulder

he’s away on a mission? he’s facetiming you night and talking you through it “yeah baby, jus like that.” “mhm, good girl. curl those fingers.”

if the mission goes on for a couple days he’ll buy you some toys to use but only when he’s facetiming you so you know exactly how he wants to you to use it

yeah katsuki will do absolutely anything for you 🙂‍↕️

[riotsgrl]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

— bakugou, k. & kirishima, e. 

part one — RUMOR HAS IT . . .

featuring... rumors and kitchen disasters (+ redemption!)

★ series summary: your landlord kind of fucked you over, so you end up stuck with two rising pro heroes as your roommates for the rest of the year.

(OR — chronicles of living together!)

content: roommate!au. smau. kiribaku x reader (developing!). fluff, crack. some suggestiveness. college student!reader. UA grad!krbk. warning: bit of a long post! - click keep reading.

note: krbk nation wya !!! some1 get bkg btw.. why he doesn't get a contact photo smh. fake hater too cuz he actually gaf✌️

SERIES MASTERLIST | GENERAL MASTERLIST

may blabs: giggling cuz bkgs contact initials are now BD HAHAHA ...........im so immature. 😔

btw this is def like a GOOD couple of months into living tg bc i do not imagine it to be like this in the beginning at All

tags: @lavaflow1012

say hi! | series masterlist | next part -> ( soon! )

[cinna-creme]

a/n: wtvr i need him

k. bakugo

thinking about katsuki who loves to overstim you. like tying you to the headboard and he’s got your legs propped open and a vibe pressed riiiight on your clit. staring right at your fluttering pussy as he pulls another orgasm from you.

and when you cum again he’ll shove two fingers into you, curling them just how you like and pounding them into you. he’ll laugh when you squirt all over his hand, pulling his fingers out just to slam them back in and make you squirt even more.

he never takes the vibe off your clit, not even when you’re crying, not even when he finally sinks his cock into your desperate cunt.

he’s groans at the way you’re milking him, snapping his hips repeatedly into you. he’ll finally toss the vibe off and you choke on a sob, blinking up at him. he’ll lean over and untie your wrists but you’re already boneless from all of the pleasure as he keeps fucking into you.

he’ll grab your face and you think he’s gonna kiss you but he spits in your mouth and your gummy walls clamp down around him instantly, vision going black as a shattering orgasm takes over and he’s filling you with ropes of cum.

then he pulls out and is so fucking sweet to you it’s crazy like he carries you to the tub and cleans you up and gives you so much praise and so many kisses and does your skin care for you while you’re falling asleep on the counter and then he’ll take you to bed and hold you all night.

[22themoon]

Slowly trying to integrate my inner tumblr freak with my real life so i can have happiness by letting him pick what underwear i wear