#eret headcanons

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@gr4v3-w0rms OK

It started when he was like. 12. He's not injured or anything. It just hurts.

Nobody can do anything for him so he usually just suffers.

He limps about 3 out of 5 days, especially when the weather is shit (cold/rainy, which is... unfortunate for his living situation now)

When it's so bad he just can't walk, he tries to heat up a blanket by a fire and then put it over his leg/knee, depending on which part hurts more.

He's in Berk for over a week, overworking himself, when his leg gives out, and he just falls.

Astrid is why the others in the village don't get mad at him.

She assumes it's shit from Drago's abuse because she's seen the brand on him, and the scars, and is horrified when he quietly admits it's just a chronic pain he's been dealing with for like, 13 fucking years, and he just over did it a little, I'll be fine tomorrow, really!

Astrid informs Hiccup and the others and they basically force him to rest for the next three days.

He firmly believes this is overkill

It's not he's just used to forcing himself to work through the pain :')

Skullcrusher lets him use him to walk during days that the pain gets worse over time and guides him home to rest :')

[fanceknight]

Things I predicted

Foolish is able to sense impeding catastrophic death

They battle DreamXD on his clock

When the screen fades to white, Eret's white eyes are all that's left

[fanceknight]

Time to share this again

Due to recent events

[fanceknight]

When was the Final Control Room built?

Do you guys remember that Eret said that there was a tree stump on top of the Final Control Room and that she put a dirt block on top of it to remember the location? In case something went wrong? Using this information, we can pinpoint when exactly the Final Control Room was built!

First, take a look at this screenshot from Dream's stream from July 31st:

Here, we can see the tree stump in the bottom right corner. There were many tree stumps around L'Manberg that day, since the Dream Team had burnt down a lot of the trees, leaving only the stumps. But our focus should be this particular stump, as t stands directly above the coordinates of the fcr.

This stream was the one where the Dream Team bombs L'Manberg with TNT canons and Eret is all alone to defend the country, if anyone was wondering.

We can clearly see the bright top side of the stump, meaning no dirt block was placed on it yet.

However, if we take a look at this screenshot from Tommy's stream not even 24 hours later:

We can see that there is now a dirt block on top of that tree stump. Meaning that the Final Control Room was built.

This means that Eret built the fcr between the evening of July 31st and the evening of August 1st british time.

Considering Eret's timezone and the fact that none of the others caught her in the act, I think it's save to say that Eret built the room that very night.

[fanceknight]

@dissonantharmony and I are compiling a cEret lore document and things got out of control

[fanceknight]

Been listening to Derivakat’s Casino Royale a lot lately and the line “If you wanna play with power then you’re gambling with the king” I know it’s not meant to be about c!Eret but listen-

Eret wants to get Foolish out of LN? But Foosh signed the contract and thus cant leave?

And so Eret agrees to play for Foosh’s freedom? And he

Fucking.

Loses.

Every.

Round.

To the point where he has almost nothing left that he could gamble away? So he starts gambling away his throne, his castle, until he offers Quackity his first canon life.

Now this could go one of two ways. One I would consider to be the ‘good ending’ and the other the ‘bad ending’:

BE: Eret ends up trapped by a similar contract, now also working for Q in order to repay his depts.

GE: Eret loses his first life, later loses his second life

Q find the king’s fruitless attempts quite amusing at first, but later becomes bored. Next round, Slime (hes alive and well what are you taking about) hands Q four aces and whispers “This should shut him up” into Q’s ear. Q only chuckles. He’s usually against cheating but is thankful for Slime’s attempt at making the situation better for him. And hey, if this is what it takes Eret to give up, then so be it.

But Eret looks at his cards, smirks at Quackity, and offers his third life.

Q tries to talk him out of it, but it’s too late. The cards are drawn and the bets are set. Such is the way of the Casino. Quackity stares at his cards. It doesn’t matter what hand Eret has. Nothing beats four aces. And Eret just offered up his last life. Quackity slowly raises his eyes to meet those of his opponent. The king sits there, a triumphant smile dancing around his lips. Whatever cards he has, they’re good, Quackity can tell. But they wouldn’t be enough.

Quackity glances back down at his cards. He needs Foolish for his country. But would he really kill Eret over it?

“I yield.” Quackity’s voice sounds strange in his ears. Foolish and Eret erupt into cheers and hug each other.

“ERET!!” Quackity slams his cards down on the table. “LOOK! Four aces! I would have won, I would have taken your last life!! You can’t just gamble your life away!!”

Foolish pipes up “Wait if you had four aces why didn’t you just win?”

“Because-“ it’s Eret’s voice that answers him. Why is Eret talking? “Because Quackity is a good man.” Eret flips his own cards over. That has to be the most horrendous hand Q has ever seen.

“In offering my last life I made sure that Quackity would yield, no matter his cards.”

tldr: Eret defeats Quackity at his own game

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Because she’s decended from herobrian c!Eret eats leaves

I don’t make the rules this is just true

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Y’all want a silly headcannon, because I have a silly headcannon.

So here’s the idea. Before coming to the Dream SMP, like Foolish, Eret was a god of sorts. Specifically god of memories. Now here is where things get silly. As god of memory they could erase and rewrite memories. Think men in black, but to a greater extent. Still thinking men in black, when Eret erased and rewrote memories, their eyes would flash a bright white, and anyone looking into their eyes would lose memory, and kinda freeze up.

Imagine Foolish and Eret are mid battle. Lighting illuminating the room, thunder echoing around. Eret shouts. Then the lightning just stops while Foolish covers his eyes. Next thing the people looking at Eret know is there are in an old hang out place of theirs, but now it’s time to continue traveling far away from there. Next thing the people who were not looking at Eret know is that they need to run, because the lightning is going harder than it was before, and the being who left their friends frozen in place is after them with a sword.

Now for mandatory angst. Eret and Foolish did something to anger a god higher than them. The best option to protect the both of them? For Eret to erase their own memories, and move along to elsewhere (aka the Dream SMP). Foolish of course doesn’t want Eret to do it. Him insisting that there must be another way. Eret hugs their friend. As the both of them pull away Eret covers Foolish’s eyes with his own hands. Foolish tries to pull Eret’s hands off, yelling at him to stop. Eret just closes his eyes, and hopes that this will work. Foolish and Eret didn’t see one another for so long because Foolish was hoping that “time heals all wounds”. That Eret’s powers would have effected them differently, and maybe Eret’s memories would return.