Most hated person from each House.
"Looks like someone wants to stir up some trouble! Bless your little heart, you don't even know what you're asking for. Obviously, we'll start with the most hated person in school–––– cause that's yours truly. I get hate letters, darling; they're like love letters, only more passionate, kind of kinky....but I digress.
For Hufflepuff, I think you already knew the answer. Someone needs to stop Jericho McLaggen, and I'm not just saying that because he's obviously trying to steal the title of resident fabulous King from me–– no wait, yes I am. Seriously, someone should abduct him. Where's the bad guys when you need 'em?
Next up, for Slytherin we have our high-and-mighty Eric Vanity. He is a mythic bitch. Did anyone else hear what he did to that Wood girl the other day? I don't know whether to feel bad or laugh.. Maybe I'll just do both.
Gryffindor's a little tricky, but I'd say most are in agreement with me when I say little miss Joji Grey needs to stop being so cocky. That's my job, darkling. Calm down, take your fangs outta that Scamander boy, and study or something.
The eagles are the hardest, because we all know that no one in that house is really awful.. Maybe Lucy Weasley? I know we've all gotten at least one detention from the blonde."