#erictrump

[derekpadron]

Dear US Republican President Donald Trump: It Would Be SMARTEST to Take Cuba and Venezuela as Our 51st and 52nd States of Our United States of America! I Do NOT Trust the Current Democratic and Republican Cuban Americans and Venezuelan Americans to Govern Both Cuba and Venezuela Independently with All That Liquor and Sugar Being Served to Everyone in that Communist Rebels Could Take Over Both Cuba and Venezuela Again Under Maria Corina Machado's and Other Clowns' Watch! We MUST EXPAND the United States Empire as US Republican President William McKinley Did When He Added Puerto Rico, Hawaii, Guam, and the Philippines as US Territories! PLEASE Add Philippines, Taiwan, South Korea, and Japan as Future USA States to Defend Them Against the Communist Chinese Empire More Properly! ;D 🍟🍟🍟💵💵💵💰💰💰🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🛍️🛍️🛍️🎀🎀🎀🌏🌎🌍🌤️🪐✨

[wonkette]

Trump Boys TREMENDOUS Failures In Hotel Biz, If You Can Believe That

'My boys were JUST LIKE ME!'

A quick update on the real estate development careers of Donald Jr. and Eric Trump, who are super-geniuses! Back in 2016, the Trump Organization announced it would build a great big chain of upscale hotels that wouldn't have the "Trump" brand. Instead, the new hotels would be called "Scion," because as a press release helpfully reminded journalists, scion "means 'descendant of a notable family,'" so these new hotels are like the offspring of the king of hotels. Please pay no attention to the tiny detail that it's also the name of Toyota's failed line of sporty-ish little cars millennials didn't buy enough of, because they were ugly. (FORESHADOWING?) At the time, Donald Trump hadn't yet held that presser with all the empty folders to announce he was putting his business in a nearsighted trust to be run by Eric And Don Jr., but hey, what a nice coincidence. Now the scions were in charge of Scion, and also a second hotel chain called "American Idea."

But as the Washington Post reports, the new brands are not experiencing meteoric growth. Of the 39 properties announced just after Trump took office, only three are actually being built, and they're all in Mississippi. Not a single hotel outside Mississippi has gotten underway. But maybe that's simply because the Trump Boys are such geniuses that they want to make sure every last detail is perfect. That, or they're still learning how to stiff contractors.

Sadly, the Trump Boys just seem a tad slow in getting their very own hotel empire off the ground:

[notmypresidenttrump]

Vanity Fair - Back in February, Donald Trump Jr. flew to India where, in between shilling $1.5 million condos and holding intimate chats for a very reasonable $38,000 booking fee, he told the world how tough the presidency has been on the spawn of Donald Trump. During an interview with an Indian television station, POTUS’s eldest son explained that narratives about the Trump family taking advantage of their father’s new gig are totally off the mark, because they ignore the many sacrifices the family has had to make. When the haters and losers talk about the Trump Organization “profiteering from the presidency and all this nonsense,” Donny groused, they fail to mention “the opportunity cost of the deals that we were not able to do.” That, Junior said, is “sort of a shame. Because we put on all these impositions on ourselves and essentially got no credit for actually doing that . . . for doing the right thing.” Take, for instance, the saga of the Trump International Hotel & Tower Panama. After The Apprentice host declared his candidacy for president, and embarked on one of the most hateful campaigns in modern U.S. history, many people with ties to the real-estate developer decided they wanted nothing to do with him. But for the unfortunate collection of condominiums and hotels whose buildings bore the dreaded t-word in enormous gold letters, which had basically become the equivalent of hanging a giant banner from an 18th-floor window proclaiming, We love racist blowhards of debatable mental stability and questionable moral conduct,#erictrump#donaldtrumpjr #ivankatrump #jaredkushner #gop#maga #notmypresident #trump#impeachtrump #lockhimup #dayofdistress #bluewave | #Repost @dayofdistress ・・・

[livelifeonlegendary]

Now that's some sp👀ky shit 💀 (follow @sean_speezy for more - pic creds @colbertlateshow) • • • #erictrump #trump #donaltrump #stephencolbert #colbert #thelateshow #thenightmarebeforechristmas #halloween #halloween2017 #barrel #lookalike #rekt #damn #lol #skeleton #fall #autumn #scary #spooky #twins #doppleganger #seanspeezy #meme #memesdaily #memes #dank #dankmemes #dankaf #memeoftheday #memesfordays (at The Nightmare Realm)

[derekpadron]

Dear President Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio: I Want to Work for Earned Incomes, But I Suffer from Both Types 1 and 2 Diabetes, Hashimoto's Hypothyroidism and Hyperthyroidism, and Obesity-Related Diseases Caused By Psychiatric Medications from Thyroid Medications Causing Anxiety Attacks and Psychosis. PLEASE Eliminate Earned Income Taxes for Medically, Physically and Mentally Diseased and Disabled American Workers Earning Less Than $200,000 per Year So That More of US Disabled Can Rise Out of Medicaid, Food Stamps and SSI and Work Again for Earned Incomes! Together We Can Lower Our $40 Trillion Deficit By Motivating, Encouraging and Making Life and Work Easier for Disabled Americans to Work, So That We Rely Less On Government and EXPAND Our American Economies!

[derekpadron]

If the Congressional Democrats Bring Back Transexuality, Marijuana Smoking While Driving Cars and Trucks with Prison Breaks and Crime Waves While Everyone is Protesting Against Trump's Expensive Economy, Democrats Will Lose Again in 2028! Democrats, Do Not Bring Back Ghetto Black Voodoo Hoodoo Jamaican Seer and Source of All Evil Kamala Harris to Presidential Primaries from the Underworld or You Will LOSE the White Cuban American Voters You Never Knew! Anyone But Kamala Harris!

[derekpadron]

YES! I SUPPORT OUR ERIC TRUMP 2028 UNITED STATES PRESIDENCY! I JUST WATCHED JIMMY KIMMEL AND I LOVE MY NAME DEREK AND THE NAME ERIC IS A VERY GOOD NAME! Cut Taxes! We MUST Create, Pass and Sign the Crime Bill by President Donald Trump at Warp Speed as though Crime is Worse than the COVID Pandemic, which it is! We Must Make Americans Safe Again! Death Penalties to the Drug Dealers! More Police Funding! No Corporate Taxes On McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Denny's, Chilis, Longhorns Steakhouses, Olive Gardens, Walmarts, Amazon, Trader Joe's, and More! No Taxes On Agriculture! If Democrats want to Regrow Our Forests and Republicans Want to Lower Lumber Taxes, We Must Erase All Agriculture Taxes, Corporate Taxes on Agribusinesses, and Rich Capital Gains and Rich Dividends Taxes on Agribusinesses, to have More Trees and Forests, More Lumber, More Foods at Lowest Prices, More Furnitures at Lowest Prices, and More Houses and Apartments at Lowest Prices! We Can All Have God With Nature and Sacred Trees By Lowering Taxes for Agriculture!

[resisth8news]

Trump Mobile: A $60 Million Pre-Order For a Device That May or May Never Exist http://dlvr.it/TSVzQj