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Nikki: My hands are cold.

Ered: Here.

Ered: holds her hand

Nikki:

Nikki: My lips are cold too-

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[the gals on a date at the lake]

Nikki, skips a stone: It’s really pretty out here.

Ered, skips a stone too: Yeah, it is.

Ered, under her breath: Take that you fuckin’ lake...

[after the trio did some stupid shit]

Neil: Okay, quick, you’re losing blood. What’s your type?

Nikki: Blonde, cool, skater-

Max: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, DUMBASS.

Nikki: Oh.

Nikki, looking down at her wound: Red.

Ered: So, I’m planning to marry Nikki, right? Well, yesterday she picked up a rock that looked like a guitar pick and showed it to me.

Ered: Then she stared me straight in the eyes and said ‘it’s for rock music’.

Ered: I love her.

Nerris: Then marry her faster.

stupid dumb gay kids

Neil: My heart’s already broken.

Nikki: Neil, stop! You’re gonna break my big heart!

Ered: Yeah, Neil. Don’t break Nikki’s heart.

Ered: That’s my job.

Nikki: Oh my god, you’re going back in the trash!!

Max, from a distance: Can I go in the trash, too?

Max/Nikki: I’m not gay.

Neil/Ered: Hi.

Max/Nikki: Fuck, I’m gay.

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