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Preston: Behold, the fields in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Nikki: The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe.
Nikki: This is a service I am willing to provide.
Nikki: Do birds ever get sad that they donāt have arms?
Gwen: Do you get sad that you donāt have wings?
Nikki: Every day.
Nurf: Why are you sad?
Max: I donāt know.
Nurf: So just for no reason?
Max: Oh no, there is a reason. Iām just not sure which one it is this time.
Nerris: Yāknow what? Yāall are right. Boys are dumb. Like, absolute idiots. I should know. Because Iām dating one of them.
Harrison: offended noises
Nikki: Soup that tastes great is souper.
Max: May I interest you in a bowl of canned you not?
Neil: facepalms
David: How do you feel about kids?
Gwen: I mean, theyāre okay? If I saw one, I wouldnāt throw a rock at it.
David: Why would you throw a rock at a child?!
Gwen: I just said I wouldnāt!
Nurf: You need to stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English. Itās confusing.
Preston: I swear to the heavens, ifāt be true thee sayeth one more word, Iāll yeet thee across this cubiculo.
Nurf: What the fuck.
Neil: You promised you wouldnāt get me bees again.
Nikki, from a distance: Just open it.
Dolph: Can I be frank with you guys?
Nurf: Sure, but I donāt see how changing your name is gonna help.
Space Kid: Can I still be Space Kid?
Nikki: Shh, let Frank speak.
[cult camp]
Daniel: Fool me once, Iām gonna kill you!
[arrival of the torso takers]
Daniel: Fool me twice, Iām gonna kill you!
[camp loser says what?]
Daniel: Fool me thrice, Iām gonna- oh hey, Antartica!
Max: Bitches be like āIām babyā but have childhood trauma and neglect. Like, what the fuck do you know about being baby? You were forced to grow up from an early age.
Max: Anyways, Iām bitches.
Gwen: Yāknow, honestly at this point?
Gwen: No one gives me butterflies anymore.
Gwen: Everyone just gives me brain damage.
Max: After realizing youāre terrible, most people are like āno thanksā, but a few people stick around.
Max: Because theyāre dumb.
Max: And thatās what friends are.
Max: Meeting new people sucks. I never know what to say.
David: Just be yourself! Say something nice!
Max: Which one? I canāt do both.
[max practiced self-care!]
[it didnāt work...]
Nerris: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
Max/Nikki: They do.
Gwen: Why did you say that with such certainty?