#erikposting

[poorerik]

husband was telling me about a client who was being evicted by his landlord because he was using nitric acid to extract gold from old motherboards. the landlord said that this created a terrible odor and that it was incredibly dangerous. client asked my husband if it was legal for him to set up “boobytraps” for the landlord to prevent him from entering the apartment. husband said, no, i’m afraid that is not legal.

and, well.

[adamyay-yippee]

"OW! You fucking hit me with the phone, dick!"

(was previously donthandmemyshovelimstayingout and loathsome-g4rgoyle)

My blog (might) contain(s): sh/ed posting, mentions of suicide, addiction, blood and slight gore

My name is Lenny/Adam (no preference)

I am genderfluid (he/it/xe/she) and abrosexual.

I won't say my exact age but I am a minor!!

I am a Patrick Bateman, Erik Destler/Carriere, Will Graham and Stu Macher fictionkin, caninekin and a selfshipper.

My interests include Scream (1996), Hannibal, The Phantom of the Opera, The Silence of the Lambs, Psycho (1960), Jagten (The Hunt), Brokeback Mountain, Bleeder, Backrooms, Doki Doki Literature Club, No, I'm Not A Human, American Psycho, Fight Club, Saw, haematology, esp bleeding disorders, cannibalism (in a normal way i promise) and reptiles.

I can be very clingy + obsessive and annoying sometimes so,, keep that in mind (　・３・)

I am profic/proship!!

prns.cc

My Pinterest is p4p3rstr33ts04pc0

DNI: T.R.A.S.H, antishippers/antiproship, antiselfship, doubles, MDNI blogs, anti jirai.

TAGS!!!

#lenny yaps - me talking!!!

#notgoodtimesonfrontstreet - vent posts / not swag shit

#alwaysagoodtimeonfrontstreet - rarely used but good shit 👍

#incoherent screeches of the damned - rambling/rants etc etc

#bateman's shenanigans - fictionkin shenanigans specifically about pat bateman

#erikposting - fictionkin shenanigans specifically about erik carriere

#not tasty thoughts - fictionkin shenanigans specifically about will graham

creds!!

[starsys-notclickbait]

INTRO YAYYYY

hi everypony

this blog is run by the star system's peter maximoff, erik lehnsherr, and anakin skywalker introjects + sascha

peter- he/him

erik- he/him

ani- they/she/he

sascha- he/him

our former(?) co-host, tyler, is not communicating so yeah

we are a VERY COOL transmasc osdd-1 system

cool info:

we're bodily 17

we're gay as FUCK for our lovely boyfriend @marsmindmaze and ryan gosling

yumeships:

(doubles can interact!!)

peter:

anya(mouthwashing)- romantic

wanda maximoff(marvel comics)- familial

sascha:

ryland grace(project hail mary)- romantic

rocky(project hail mary)- romantic

holland march- romantic

fandoms we're in:

x-men

rgcu

trigun

evangelion

the marvin trilogy

sailor moon

princess tutu

project hail mary

mouthwashing

mickey 17

centricide

did i mention x-men

if classic gay literature and poetry counts then yeah that

dni i guess:

homophobes

transphobes

racists

anti-semites

zionists

xenophobes

ableists

endogenic/tulpa "systems"

pro-contact HARMFUL paraphilias

regular tags:

sascha's ryan gosling bullshit- #ryan and his goslings

our tags:

updating as we front

peter- #peterposting

erik- #erikposting

ani- #aniposting

sascha- #saschaposting

friend tags:

@/agent8th interactions- #hashtag lemonade

@/marsmindmaze interactions- #marzipan tag

@/reb-reboot interactions- #ewan tag

@/candy-c0rps3- #ray nbow 🪷

graphics:

credits: @/strangergraphics @/divineinfekt @/starlit-lair @/pigeonsgraphics @/jun0ofinch

ok bye

[marsmindmaze]

hello, my martian friend

hello my favorite glorified fridge magnet

[starsys-notclickbait]

ok gang we are #loggingoff yet again

pray for us in the most secular way please. i fear the sobbing will commence in the next few hours

ok goodnight everypony

[starsys-notclickbait]

So dear system how does thy split custody work

What days do we exchange this child we call the blog

/silly

hmmm i get the blog most of the time and erik kidnaps it occasionally(with and without consent, mind you)

he doesn't post often, but i have to delete some of them when he does. i should stop being mean to him. he's the kind of person to mainly communicate through dms rather than make posts. i usually just say hi for him.

anyway he says hello

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ATTENTION!!!!

erik said ONE THING and now he wants to yap

sigh. anyway he has a sign-off(literally just his name) and i came up with a tag (#erikposting)

ok bye don't listen to him he's my dad and i hate him now

[starsys-notclickbait]

i have been brutally rebuffed

@marsmindmaze i'm hurt