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husband was telling me about a client who was being evicted by his landlord because he was using nitric acid to extract gold from old motherboards. the landlord said that this created a terrible odor and that it was incredibly dangerous. client asked my husband if it was legal for him to set up “boobytraps” for the landlord to prevent him from entering the apartment. husband said, no, i’m afraid that is not legal.

and, well.

#.txt #everything reminds me of him.#made me burst out laughing through tears #erikposting

ok gang we are #loggingoff yet again

pray for us in the most secular way please. i fear the sobbing will commence in the next few hours

ok goodnight everypony

#wow peter posts something #wow erik is here too #erikposting

hello, my martian friend

hello my favorite glorified fridge magnet

#mars mind maze #wow peter posts something #erikposting

"Killing must feel good to god too, he does it all the time."

#terry yaps #notgoodtimesonfrontstreet #alwaysagoodtimeonfrontstreet #incoherent screeches of the damned #terry shares with the class #terry sings #bateman's shenanigans #willard's ramblings <3 #erikposting #Spotify

So dear system how does thy split custody work

What days do we exchange this child we call the blog

/silly

hmmm i get the blog most of the time and erik kidnaps it occasionally(with and without consent, mind you)

he doesn't post often, but i have to delete some of them when he does. i should stop being mean to him. he's the kind of person to mainly communicate through dms rather than make posts. i usually just say hi for him.

anyway he says hello

#wow peter posts something #wow erik is here too #erikposting

ATTENTION!!!!

erik said ONE THING and now he wants to yap

sigh. anyway he has a sign-off(literally just his name) and i came up with a tag (#erikposting)

ok bye don't listen to him he's my dad and i hate him now

#wow peter posts something #erikposting

i have been brutally rebuffed

@marsmindmaze i'm hurt