1-99. You thought you were safe, you were wrong
Damn you Erin! //shakes fist angrily at the sky.
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1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, always. If I can’t see the monsters, they aren’t there.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Only the ones that I’ve already started using, because they were just going to throw those out and replace them anyway.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out, b/c I’m always too lazy to make my bed and I kick it out of place in my sleep anyway.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, although my dad’s friend did once and we still have it!
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I have an inexplicable dislike of post-it notes.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Sighs I wish I love freckles.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
It depends- if I want the picture to be taken, i. e. selfies with friends, then yes, but for group pictures I make a point of deadpanning.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
…No, actually, that’s something I should try. Usually I just count the number of paces in between sidewalk squares / before the next crack.
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Yes. But it’s not, like, pretty dancing. It’s awkward dancing.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Noooo no that’s another pet peeve.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
I… don’t know. Normal? One person?
18: What is your Song of the week?
I don’t really do song of the week-type things. The word of the week, however, is eviscerate!
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Of course! Pink is an all-genders colour.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Sometimes! Adventure time is pretty cool.
21: What’s your least favorite movie?
Recently, I’ve hated Sucker Punch and that new Wizard of Oz movie from the point of view of Oz, it was terrible.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Pfff, burying is cliché. I’d hide it in a series of carved-out books.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Club soda / other bubbly water!
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Mmmh, depends. Probably not.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Uhhh… I mean, I gave my dad a Father’s Day card last week, but an actual letter that was mailed… ??? a long time.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
French toast, crêpes, and hash browns.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
Sometime between, like, 10 pm and 4 am.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
A lot of things??? I was a witch like five times, a cat, a butterfly, Hermione Granger, and then recently I’ve been a doll twice and a zombie.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Tiger! But astrology is bullshit anyway.
40: How many languages can you speak?
Three, sorta? I can speak English, obviously, French pretty well, and I’m working on Quenya.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I have no idea who either of those people are.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Only if I’m alone in the house!
49: Do you dance in the car?
Yes, but I’m more of an archery fan, myself.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Uh… eighth grade graduation, probably?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
They can be, but tbh I love musicals.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Sometimes, but it’s one of my favourite holidays!!
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Ooooh, that’s a tough one. Apple? Or maybe cherry. I’m unsure.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Same as I do now: author. I used to want to be a teacher too, but then I realised I hate children.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Eh, I have a bunch of pairs of them but always forget to.
62: What do you wear to bed?
It varies from nothing to what I wore that day sans pants.
I… can’t remember. Might have been Train, with my mom?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
I’ve… never worn either shoe.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds. I freakin’ hate peanuts.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Tbh I can’t imagine myself ever getting married.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Yeah, a couple of times in primary and middle school.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I actually don’t think so, no.
74: Own any record albums?
76: Regularly burn incense?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Uhhh… jfc I’ve been to so many recently I can’t remember. Might have been Arcade Fire?
NEITHER THEY’RE BOTH GROSS but coffee’s worse I guess.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles! But I love both.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yeah??? are there people who can’t?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
I? Have never been to a wedding so I don’t really know.
A couple of drawing contests, yeah.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
I can knit… okay. It ends up very lumpy though. I’m more into sewing.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Depends on what it’s about!
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?-
Sort of. I’m like, pre-emptively missing people in preparation for next year. Which is weird.
