#eris no

[herohikara-wol]

"I climbed the Vault but fell on one of the statues and crashed."

“You... Okay.” He takes a deep breath and ruffles her hair, “There’s your problem then little love. You didn’t stick the landing. Grace comes with time but maybe until you’re more confident you should practice on shorter buildings...”

Aymeric is going to make him pay for that bloody statue. Fuck.

[heartsnbruises]

==> ERIS: RIDE THE TV LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL

so honestly I have no explanation for this. it’s just “ERIS YES” and off we go a-drawin’. so have some retro TV tentacle rodeo.

then i figured it’d be cooler if the tentacles were coming out of the bottom of the TV and doodled this little guy.

[eris-macleod-blog]

Okay but can someone please remind muse that she’s little? She is 5′4″  and seems to think she’s 6′4. She could literally be picked up and plonked anywhere, and yet she still picks fights with anything that moves

[erisiel]

Another draw your squad meme.

I need to stop wasting time on these but they’re fun. ❤

[eriseffingmalcolm]

ROCKET LAUNCHER TUBA.

[travelingconductor]

@the-mental-shepard liked this @deadbatter liked this @corrupt-purification liked this @curiouscaution liked this

"THANK YOU! Thank you!" Dips a bow and widens a hasty grin.

"FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I will require a live subject. Any takers? Yes? No? Yes?"

[isavedcaesar]

Name: Adrian Age: 29 Height: 5'7'' Location: An old house outside of Vegas Interests: Drinking, Smoking, Building stuff, fucking Why do you want to be my valentine: You seem like an interesting person? 

"We should get dinner sometime."