#ervinn

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The Bribe Modus is a highly useful sylladex for storing items. As for taking them out... ninety nine times out of one hundred, it's perfect. But every once in a while, it locks up. It requires an item of higher or equal value to be traded for the item in storage.

Ugh, finally. Now to make up for lost time in style.

ampleTemplar [AT] began trolling gibbousAugur [GA]

AT: i’M IN,

GA: Riight Behiind You

ampleTemplar [AT] ceased trolling gibbousAugur [GA]

gibbousAugur [GA] began trolling chancyTechnician [CT]

GA: 2riiko2 II Am IIn2iide The Mediium

GA: Enter When Ready

CT: D --> Affirmative.

CT: D --> I will enter shortly.

CT: D --> I have one last thing to attend to.

gibbousAugur [GA] ceased trolling chancyTechnician [CT]

chancyTechnician [CT] began trolling anticClandestine [AC]

AC: :o33 < WhAt’S uP?

CT: D --> Prompt reply. I thank you for that.

AC: :o33 < sOmEtHiN uP?

CT: D --> No.

CT: D --> That’s the trou8ling thing.

CT: D --> Is there a timer showing up on your Cru%truder?

AC: :o33 < NoPe.

AC: :o33 < aS bLaNk As It WaS tHe MoMeNt It WaS bRoUgHt In.

CT: D --> It’s only to 8e e%pected, isn’t it?

CT: D --> No Carapacians on the moon means no king to 8ring a8out the Reckoning. No Reckoning means there’s no time limit to killing the 8lack King and Queen, even if they were here. No 8lack King and Queen means the mighty 8attle will never happen.

CT: D --> At the very least this session will 8e

CT: D --> Easy.

CT: D --> Oh who am I kidding?

CT: D --> We’re doomed, aren’t we?

CT: D --> Shit shit shit shit

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Luckily you always carry a lighter in your modus. Never know when you'll go fishing and want to eat out-

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, *NOW* OF ALL TIMES!?!?! IT'S NOT EVEN AN EXPENSIVE LIGHTER!!!

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ERVINN: oH FUCK,

SEADRAGONSPRITE: if youre tryin to drowwn yourself wwait until youre in the game

ERVINN: sHUT UP i FUCKIN TRIED,

Screw you. So hard. You asshole bird. There's water everywhere, hair dye in his face, and a mind without ideas. It's all your fault. You must have been planning this ever since you were made. "I'll make my player look like an idiot, it'll be hilarious!!" Well you were wrong. It's just annoying.

...hang on. What's that?

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ERVINN: sOOOO,

ERVINN: sEAdRAGONsPRITE,

ERVINN: yOU HAVVE ANY IDEAS ON THIS SWWAN?

ERVINN: i MEAN, IT’S A SWWAN WWHAT CAN i REALLY DO?

SEADRAGONSPRITE: examinin that old king wwill do you good

SEADRAGONSPRITE: but if that doesnt strike your fancy perhaps some tomes can help

SEADRAGONSPRITE: you dont havve a timer goin or anythin so really all you havve to do is sit back and wwait until the answwer comes

SEADRAGONSPRITE: but if my master is someone so LAZY ill gobble you and your lusus up

SEADRAGONSPRITE: its for your owwn good mudblood

SEADRAGONSPRITE: the teams wwaitin on you so take care of the agin bride and think

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GLAUCI: LOOK P-E)(RIK.

GLAUCI: I JUST GOT TOLD OFF BY FUTUR-E DOUC)(-E -ERVINN.

GLAUCI: )(-E'S... )(-E'S A RUSTBLOOD.

GLAUCI: BROWN I M-EAN.

GLAUCI: S)(IT... I T)(OUG)(T I WOULDN'T B-E T)(-E LAST S-EADW-ELL-ER.

GLAUCI: I GU-ESS IT MAK-ES S-ENS-E NOW. )(-E WAS ALWAYS KIND OF TOUC)(Y ABOUT TALKING ABOUT SWIMMING AND -EV-ERYT)(ING.

GLAUCI: )(-E'S T)(-E T)(I-EF OF TIM-E TOO. R-EALLY POW-ERFUL CLASSP-ECT I T)(INK.

GLAUCI: )(-E SOUND-ED... )(APPI-ER?

GLAUCI: S)(IT I'M )(ORRIBL-E AT PICKING UP ON T)(IS STUFF.

GLAUCI: ANYWAY )(-E SAID YOU )(AV-E TO SMACK CONSIS ON T)(-E )(-EAD FOR SOM-E R-EASON.

GLAUCI: ACTUALLY MAK-E T)(AT TWO SMACKS. ON-E FOR -ERVINN LYING TO M-E.

GLAUCI: I WOULD DO IT MYS-ELF BUT T)(AT WOULDN'T -END W-ELL. CAN’T –EXACTLY WIN WIT)(OUT A TIM-E PLAY-ER.

PEHRIK: :o|| < ...

GLAUCI: W)(-ER-E AR-E W-E GOING ANYWAY? T)(IS ISN'T N-EAR YOUR CAV-E-)(IV-E.

GLAUCI: ...*O)(*.

GLAUCI: NOW I S-E-E.

PEHRIK: :o33 < WeLcOmE tO yOuR bAsE gLaU.

GLAUCI: )(OM-E AWAY FROM DAD'S MOUT)(. YAY.

GLAUCI: YOU'LL R-EM-EMB-ER T)(-E SMACKS RIG)(T?

PEHRIK: :o33 < i’Ll ThInK aBoUt It.

GLAUCI: GR-EAT. NOW PUT M-E DOWN.

ampleTemplar [AT] began trolling gibbousAugur [GA]

AT: wWHAT THE FUCK AM i SUPPOSED TO DO WWITH A SWWAN,

GA: What Am II 2uppo2ed Two Do Wiith A Caterpiillar

GA: ?

((Link to a higher resolution version of Glauci's home can be found here .))

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lordnameless replied to your post: When Emi turns one, I propose we all go to...

I’m up for it! I can ask for a first time/birthday pin for him/her. :D

oh i forgot they give those! :D disneyland should be a yearly tradition. u-u

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CCG: )(OLY S)(IT I DIDN'T T)(INK -ERVINN WOULD B-E T)(-E FIRST ON-E TO GO AGAINST SRIKOS'S WORD AND Y-ET )(-ER-E YOU AR-E.

CCG: YOU G-ET OFF T)(IS M-EMO AND TALK TO P-EOPL-E IN YOUR OWN SPOT IN TIM-E.

FAT: i WWOULD IF i COULD BUT THAT’S PRETTY HARD FOR ME,

FAT: tIME IS MY THING AFTER ALL,

CCG: W)(AT? NO T)(AT'S NOT RIG)(T...

FAT: "THE THIEF DASHES AHEAD OF THE PACK,

FAT: wWILD EYES BLAZING AND FATE ON HIS HEELS",

CCG: )(OW T)(-E FUCK

CCG: N-EV-ER MIND. FUTUR-E.

FAT: yOU THOUGHT MY ASPECT WWAS LIFE DIDN’T YOU,

CCG: TO B-E FAIR, T)(-E S-ECOND )(ALF OF CALLI-E'S V-ERS-E ON YOU COULD GO -EIT)(-ER WAY.

CCG: )(OW DID YOU KNOW W)(AT I WAS T)(INKING?

FAT: yOU TOLD ME A WWHILE AGO,

CCG: LIK-E W)(-EN?

CCG: AN )(OUR, F-EW DAYS, MONT)(S?

CCG: GIMM-E SOM-ET)(ING TO WORK WIT)(.

FAT: oH NO NO NO,

FAT: tHERE’S ALREADY ONE DOOMED TIMELINE BEFORE THE GAME LAUNCHES, i’M NOT MAKIN ANOTHER SPLINTER BEFORE SHIT GETS REAL,

FAT: i’M NOT EVVEN SURE IF i’M CONTACTIN THE ALPHA TIMELINE TO BEGIN WWITH,

FAT: dID PAST ME THROWW HIMSELF OUT A WWINDOWW?

CCG: UM.

FAT: nEVVER MIND,

CCG: SO W)(Y *DID* YOU CONTACT US?

CCG: ANY INSIG)(T YOU CAN GIV-E?

FAT: nOSTALGIA MOSTLY,

FAT: dON’T WWANT TO SAY ANYTHIN THAT COULD RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD TIMELINE,

FAT: lOOK i HAVVE TO GO SEE SOMEONE BUT DO ME A FAVVOR,

CCG: SUR-E?

FAT: hAVVE PEHRIK SMACK CONSIS IN THE HEAD FOR ME,

FAT: tRUST ME HE’LL KNOWW WWHAT IT’S FOR EVVENTALLY,

CCG: I.

FAT ceased responding to memo.

CCG: WAIT W)(AT T)(-E FUCK!

CCG: DON'T JUST L-EAV-E LIK-E T)(AT!!

CCG: G-ET BACK )(-ER-E YOU VAGU-E ASS)(OL------E!!!!

ERVINN: tHAT’S FOR DITCHIN ME IN A FIELD OF BONES,

ERVINN: oH MY GOD,

ERVINN: yOU’RE EVVEN MORE AMAZIN THAN i THOUGHT,

SEADRAGONSPRITE: so i am to guide *you* through this game

SEADRAGONSPRITE: vvery wwell lowwblood

SEADRAGONSPRITE: i shall play along if only because you returned life to me

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CONSIS: Thank You 2o Much For Your Preciiou2 Tiime

SRIKOS: D --> Think nothing of it dear friend. T8ke the tunnel, it will 8e faster than a round trip with Authour.

You have no idea how this will help at all but okay.

To recap, you are GLAUCI VANTAS and have yet to have a proper introduction. Maybe you never will. Perhaps the fate of this game rests on some obscure talent hidden in you introduction paragraph that no one will ever see. But that's complete bullshit so fuck that noise.

Oh, you're also stuck in a closet. That's a thing that's happening. You were looking around Carove's hive just to get used to walking and tripped into this freaky stalker shrine. You want out and you're willing to do anything right about... now.