Unstable Combinations and Hijinks

[voltrathesparking]

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TLDR; ask what you want about this discontinued fanadventure.

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The Bribe Modus is a highly useful sylladex for storing items. As for taking them out... ninety nine times out of one hundred, it's perfect. But every once in a while, it locks up. It requires an item of higher or equal value to be traded for the item in storage.

Ugh, finally. Now to make up for lost time in style.

ampleTemplar [AT] began trolling gibbousAugur [GA]

AT: i’M IN,

GA: Riight Behiind You

ampleTemplar [AT] ceased trolling gibbousAugur [GA]

gibbousAugur [GA] began trolling chancyTechnician [CT]

GA: 2riiko2 II Am IIn2iide The Mediium

GA: Enter When Ready

CT: D --> Affirmative.

CT: D --> I will enter shortly.

CT: D --> I have one last thing to attend to.

gibbousAugur [GA] ceased trolling chancyTechnician [CT]

chancyTechnician [CT] began trolling anticClandestine [AC]

AC: :o33 < WhAt’S uP?

CT: D --> Prompt reply. I thank you for that.

AC: :o33 < sOmEtHiN uP?

CT: D --> No.

CT: D --> That’s the trou8ling thing.

CT: D --> Is there a timer showing up on your Cru%truder?

AC: :o33 < NoPe.

AC: :o33 < aS bLaNk As It WaS tHe MoMeNt It WaS bRoUgHt In.

CT: D --> It’s only to 8e e%pected, isn’t it?

CT: D --> No Carapacians on the moon means no king to 8ring a8out the Reckoning. No Reckoning means there’s no time limit to killing the 8lack King and Queen, even if they were here. No 8lack King and Queen means the mighty 8attle will never happen.

CT: D --> At the very least this session will 8e

CT: D --> Easy.

CT: D --> Oh who am I kidding?

CT: D --> We’re doomed, aren’t we?

CT: D --> Shit shit shit shit

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Luckily you always carry a lighter in your modus. Never know when you'll go fishing and want to eat out-

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, *NOW* OF ALL TIMES!?!?! IT'S NOT EVEN AN EXPENSIVE LIGHTER!!!

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ERVINN: oH FUCK,

SEADRAGONSPRITE: if youre tryin to drowwn yourself wwait until youre in the game

ERVINN: sHUT UP i FUCKIN TRIED,

Screw you. So hard. You asshole bird. There's water everywhere, hair dye in his face, and a mind without ideas. It's all your fault. You must have been planning this ever since you were made. "I'll make my player look like an idiot, it'll be hilarious!!" Well you were wrong. It's just annoying.

...hang on. What's that?

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ERVINN: sOOOO,

ERVINN: sEAdRAGONsPRITE,

ERVINN: yOU HAVVE ANY IDEAS ON THIS SWWAN?

ERVINN: i MEAN, IT’S A SWWAN WWHAT CAN i REALLY DO?

SEADRAGONSPRITE: examinin that old king wwill do you good

SEADRAGONSPRITE: but if that doesnt strike your fancy perhaps some tomes can help

SEADRAGONSPRITE: you dont havve a timer goin or anythin so really all you havve to do is sit back and wwait until the answwer comes

SEADRAGONSPRITE: but if my master is someone so LAZY ill gobble you and your lusus up

SEADRAGONSPRITE: its for your owwn good mudblood

SEADRAGONSPRITE: the teams wwaitin on you so take care of the agin bride and think

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GLAUCI: LOOK P-E)(RIK.

GLAUCI: I JUST GOT TOLD OFF BY FUTUR-E DOUC)(-E -ERVINN.

GLAUCI: )(-E'S... )(-E'S A RUSTBLOOD.

GLAUCI: BROWN I M-EAN.

GLAUCI: S)(IT... I T)(OUG)(T I WOULDN'T B-E T)(-E LAST S-EADW-ELL-ER.

GLAUCI: I GU-ESS IT MAK-ES S-ENS-E NOW. )(-E WAS ALWAYS KIND OF TOUC)(Y ABOUT TALKING ABOUT SWIMMING AND -EV-ERYT)(ING.

GLAUCI: )(-E'S T)(-E T)(I-EF OF TIM-E TOO. R-EALLY POW-ERFUL CLASSP-ECT I T)(INK.

GLAUCI: )(-E SOUND-ED... )(APPI-ER?

GLAUCI: S)(IT I'M )(ORRIBL-E AT PICKING UP ON T)(IS STUFF.

GLAUCI: ANYWAY )(-E SAID YOU )(AV-E TO SMACK CONSIS ON T)(-E )(-EAD FOR SOM-E R-EASON.

GLAUCI: ACTUALLY MAK-E T)(AT TWO SMACKS. ON-E FOR -ERVINN LYING TO M-E.

GLAUCI: I WOULD DO IT MYS-ELF BUT T)(AT WOULDN'T -END W-ELL. CAN’T –EXACTLY WIN WIT)(OUT A TIM-E PLAY-ER.

PEHRIK: :o|| < ...

GLAUCI: W)(-ER-E AR-E W-E GOING ANYWAY? T)(IS ISN'T N-EAR YOUR CAV-E-)(IV-E.

GLAUCI: ...*O)(*.

GLAUCI: NOW I S-E-E.

PEHRIK: :o33 < WeLcOmE tO yOuR bAsE gLaU.

GLAUCI: )(OM-E AWAY FROM DAD'S MOUT)(. YAY.

GLAUCI: YOU'LL R-EM-EMB-ER T)(-E SMACKS RIG)(T?

PEHRIK: :o33 < i’Ll ThInK aBoUt It.

GLAUCI: GR-EAT. NOW PUT M-E DOWN.

ampleTemplar [AT] began trolling gibbousAugur [GA]

AT: wWHAT THE FUCK AM i SUPPOSED TO DO WWITH A SWWAN,

GA: What Am II 2uppo2ed Two Do Wiith A Caterpiillar

GA: ?

((Link to a higher resolution version of Glauci's home can be found here .))

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CCG: )(OLY S)(IT I DIDN'T T)(INK -ERVINN WOULD B-E T)(-E FIRST ON-E TO GO AGAINST SRIKOS'S WORD AND Y-ET )(-ER-E YOU AR-E.

CCG: YOU G-ET OFF T)(IS M-EMO AND TALK TO P-EOPL-E IN YOUR OWN SPOT IN TIM-E.

FAT: i WWOULD IF i COULD BUT THAT’S PRETTY HARD FOR ME,

FAT: tIME IS MY THING AFTER ALL,

CCG: W)(AT? NO T)(AT'S NOT RIG)(T...

FAT: "THE THIEF DASHES AHEAD OF THE PACK,

FAT: wWILD EYES BLAZING AND FATE ON HIS HEELS",

CCG: )(OW T)(-E FUCK

CCG: N-EV-ER MIND. FUTUR-E.

FAT: yOU THOUGHT MY ASPECT WWAS LIFE DIDN’T YOU,

CCG: TO B-E FAIR, T)(-E S-ECOND )(ALF OF CALLI-E'S V-ERS-E ON YOU COULD GO -EIT)(-ER WAY.

CCG: )(OW DID YOU KNOW W)(AT I WAS T)(INKING?

FAT: yOU TOLD ME A WWHILE AGO,

CCG: LIK-E W)(-EN?

CCG: AN )(OUR, F-EW DAYS, MONT)(S?

CCG: GIMM-E SOM-ET)(ING TO WORK WIT)(.

FAT: oH NO NO NO,

FAT: tHERE’S ALREADY ONE DOOMED TIMELINE BEFORE THE GAME LAUNCHES, i’M NOT MAKIN ANOTHER SPLINTER BEFORE SHIT GETS REAL,

FAT: i’M NOT EVVEN SURE IF i’M CONTACTIN THE ALPHA TIMELINE TO BEGIN WWITH,

FAT: dID PAST ME THROWW HIMSELF OUT A WWINDOWW?

CCG: UM.

FAT: nEVVER MIND,

CCG: SO W)(Y *DID* YOU CONTACT US?

CCG: ANY INSIG)(T YOU CAN GIV-E?

FAT: nOSTALGIA MOSTLY,

FAT: dON’T WWANT TO SAY ANYTHIN THAT COULD RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD TIMELINE,

FAT: lOOK i HAVVE TO GO SEE SOMEONE BUT DO ME A FAVVOR,

CCG: SUR-E?

FAT: hAVVE PEHRIK SMACK CONSIS IN THE HEAD FOR ME,

FAT: tRUST ME HE’LL KNOWW WWHAT IT’S FOR EVVENTALLY,

CCG: I.

FAT ceased responding to memo.

CCG: WAIT W)(AT T)(-E FUCK!

CCG: DON'T JUST L-EAV-E LIK-E T)(AT!!

CCG: G-ET BACK )(-ER-E YOU VAGU-E ASS)(OL------E!!!!

ERVINN: tHAT’S FOR DITCHIN ME IN A FIELD OF BONES,

ERVINN: oH MY GOD,

ERVINN: yOU’RE EVVEN MORE AMAZIN THAN i THOUGHT,

SEADRAGONSPRITE: so i am to guide *you* through this game

SEADRAGONSPRITE: vvery wwell lowwblood

SEADRAGONSPRITE: i shall play along if only because you returned life to me

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CCG opened memo on board STABBY NARW)(AL FIG)(T CLUB.

CCG: W-ELCOM-E TO T)(-E T-EAM M-EMO.

CCG: -EXCUS-E T)(-E BULLS)(IT NAM-E, W-E N-E-ED-ED SOM-ET)(ING M-EMORABL-E AND I PUT DOWN T)(-E FIRST T)(ING T)(AT CAM-E TO MIND.  

CURRENT anticClandestine [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAC: :o33 < I cAn DiG iT.

CAC: :o33 < wE aRe ThE nArWhAlS, fIgHt FiGhT fIgHt!!

CCG: IT F-E-ELS DORKY?

CCG: BLU)( W)(AT-EV-ER. I'LL MAK-E A N-EW M-EMO IF IT R-EALLY STARTS BUGGING M-E.

CCG: ...)(ANG ON. W)(AT T)(-E )(-ELL IS UP WIT)( T)(IS S-ET UP?!

CCG: ZA)()(AK! N-E-ED YOU.

CURRENT chancyTechnician [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCT:  D --> Present.

CCG: PL-EAS-E -EXPLAIN T)(-E ADD-ED L-ETT-ER TO OUR TROLLTAGS.

CCT: D --> That would 8e part of the 8ulletin 8oard f8ture. There's an option for future or past versions of us to contact our current versions.

CCT: D --> I dou8t this will 8e used much as interference can cause doomed timelines.

CCG: )(U)(.

CCG: FAIR -ENOUG)(. S-E-EMS N-EAT.

CURRENT amauroticAdventurer [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAA: C4N W3 G3T TH1S D4MN TH1NG ST4RT3D

CAA: 1 F33L L1K3 1TS B33N 4 Y34R S1NC3 TH3 D4Y ST4RT3D 4ND 1M N0T G3TT1NG 4NY Y0UNG3R

CCG: W-E )(AV-E TO WAIT FOR T)(-E OT)(-ER TWO TO G-ET TO T)(-EIR )(IV-ES.

CCG: IT WON'T TAK-E TOO LONG.

CAA: UUUUUUUUGH

CURRENT gibbousAugur [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGA: II Am Begiinniing Two Thiink That II 2hould Have Excer2iized More

CGA: Thii2 II2 Very 2tre22ful

CAA: C0M3 00000000N C0NS1ST3R

CAA: 1 B3L13V3 1N Y0U

CAA: H4UL 4SS

CAA: T4K3 N4M3S

CAA: G3T T0 Y0UR H1V3 4ND ST4RT TH3 G4M3

CGA: Beliieve Me II Am Tryiing

CURRENT ampleTemplar [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAC: :o33 < Me-Ow!

CAT: oH SHOVVE IT,

CCT: D --> How is the progress coming with Ervinn's game o8jects?

CGA: Cruxtruder And Totem Lathe Have Been Deployed IIn A 2iide Room Next Two Hii2 Bedroom

CGA: Carefully Placiing Alchemiiter Next Two Erviinn2 Recuperacoon

CGA: You Are 2et Two Go When You Arriive Erviinn

CAT: *fINALLY*

CAT: yOUR DAD’S KINDA BORIN WWHEN HE ISN’T TERRIFYIN sRI,

CCT: D --> I'll t8ke that as a compliment.

CCT: D --> Don't forget to send a mess8ge to your server player once you are in. The order cannot 8e interrupted.

CAT: rIGHT, sEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE,

CAT ceased responding to memo.

CCT:  D --> Any other questions 8efore we enter?

CCG: I'M GOOD.

CAC: :o33 < aLl’S wElL hErE.

CGA: 2ame

CAA: G3T 0N W1TH 1T SH1TH34D

CCT: D --> Good luck.

CCT ceased responding to memo.

CAA ceased responding to memo.

CAC ceased responding to memo.

CGA ceased responding to memo.

CCG: NO IT'S FIN-E.

CCG: JUST L-EAV-E M-E )(-ER-E ALON-E, T)(AT'S COOL.

FUTURE ampleTemplar [FAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

FAT: wWHAT SORT OF LEADER LET’S HERSELF GET ABANDONED?

CCG: W)(AT.

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You have no intention of doing so. There's a difference in intimacy and trust between helping a moirail and helping a friend.

PEHRIK: :o(( < lOoK, gLaU?

PEHRIK: :o(( < I wOn’t PrEtEnD tO kNoW oR wAnT tO kNoW eVeRyThInG bUt.

PEHRIK: :o(( < i WoUlD lIkE tO hAvE a ReAsOn.

PEHRIK: :o(( < WhY dId YoU fReAk OuT?

GLAUCI: ...

GLAUCI: I WON’T GO INTO ALL T)(-E R-EASONS. W-E’R-E ON A TIG)(T SC)(-EDUL-E. BUT TO SUM IT UP.

GLAUCI: I DON’T WANT TO -END UP LIK-E *)(-ER*.

PEHRIK: :o33 < oKaY.

GLAUCI: “OKAY”? T)(AT’S ALL YOU )(AV-E TO SAY?!

PEHRIK: :o33 < YoU aReN’T cOmFoRtAbLe WiTh TeLlIn MoRe RiGhT nOw AnD wE cAn’t ReAlLy TaLk AbOuT iT nOw.

PEHRIK: :o33 < tAkE yOuR tImE gLaU.

GLAUCI: W)(OA!

GLAUCI: )(-)(ANG ON ON-E S-EC, T)(IS IS GOING PR-ETTY FAST!!

GLAUCI: I CAN BAR-ELY *TALK* TO SOM-EON-E FAC-E TO FAC-E, L-ET ALON-E SMOOC)( ON-E!!

GLAUCI: L-ET’S SLOW DOWN, OKAY?

PEHRIK: :o33 < ...

GLAUCI: IF I D-ECID-E TO FILL A QUADRANT WIT)( YOU, I WANT TO B-E AT MY B-EST W)(-EN I STAND WIT)( YOU. AND L-ET’S FAC-E IT, I’M STILL L-EARNING TO WALK.

PEHRIK: :o33 < N33d A hAnD tO tHe FrOnT rOoM?

GLAUCI: I CAN )(ANDL-E T)(AT FAR!

((Nightmare Condesce is a collab between myself and my girlfriend and beta Lady Drake. The full picture can be seen here.))

[voltrathesparking]

Tomorrow I head to Washington for my annual vacation with my aunt and uncle. It’s lovely up there with lush green forests and rocky beaches to travel over. However technology is not as encompassing as the forests. There’s a 90% chance I will be without a scanner for two weeks.

I have an update almost ready for the main adventure and two asks scanned in, so this won’t be a complete dry period. If push comes to shove I can take pictures of the sketches with the digital camera and work from those, but I would prefer not to. We shall see.

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PEHRIK: 8o33 < H-hEy GlAuCi.

PEHRIK: 8o33 < gEtTiN uSeD tO wAlKiN i S33.

PEHRIK: 8o33 < C-cOoL sHaDeS tOo.

PEHRIK: 8o33 < nOt ThAt YoU aReN't CoOl NoRmAlLy!!

PEHRIK: 8o33 < (Oh I'm HoRrIbLe At ThIs)

PEHRIK: 8o33 < sO uM-

PEHRIK: 8o(( < ShIt!!!

GLAUCI: W)(AT AR-E YOU DOING T)(-ER-E?

PEHRIK: 8o33 < i... FoRgOt HoW tO wAlk?

GLAUCI: I'V-E B-E-EN ON LAND FOR A LITTL-E UND-ER AN )(OUR. W)(AT'S YOUR -EXCUS-E?

PEHRIK: 8o(( < UhHhHhHh...

GLAUCI: YOU S-E-EM-ED A LOT MOR-E.

GLAUCI: I DUNNO.

GLAUCI: R-ELAX-ED ONLIN-E?

PEHRIK: :o(( < iT’s B33n An OfF dAy...

GLAUCI: IT'S B-E-EN PR-ETTY )(-ECTIC. MAYB-E YOU N-E-ED A MINUT-E TO TAK-E A BR-EAT)(-ER?

GLAUCI: I M-EAN YOU DON'T )(AV-E TO WORRY ABOUT -ENT-ERING T)(-E GAM-E FOR A W)(IL-E.

GLAUCI: I WOULDN'T BLAM-E YOU FOR N-E-EDING SOM-E FR-ES)( AIR AND ALON-E TIM-E.

GLAUCI: I DON'T )(AV-E A MOIRAIL OR ANYT)(ING BUT SOM-ETIM-ES YOU N-E-ED A BR-EAK FROM OT)(-ER P-EOPL-E, -EV-EN SOM-EON-E T)(AT CLOS-E.

GLAUCI: G-ET YOUR T)(OUGT)(S TOG-ET)(-ER.

GLAUCI: JUST L-ET M-E KNOW AND I'LL G-ET -EV-ERYON-E -ELS-E OFF YOUR BACK AS LONG AS YOU N-E-ED. I'M SUR-E SRIKOS WILL UND-ERSTAND.

PEHRIK: :o(( < ...GlAuCi, ThErE’s SoMeThIn I’vE b33N wAnTiN tO dO fOr A *lOnG* tImE nOw.

PEHRIK: :o(( < cAn YoU pRoMiSe Me ThAt EvEn If YoU dOn’T aGr33 Or EvEn If YoU dOnT kNoW hOw To TaKe It ThAt WeLl StIlL bE fRiEnDs?

GLAUCI: YOU )(AV-E TO ASK? W-E'R-E BUDS.

GLAUCI: ALWAYS )(AV-E, ALWAYS WILL. NO MATT-ER W)(AT-

PEHRIK: :o33 < ThErE. f33L fR33 tO hIt Me If YoU wA...

PEHRIK: :oOO < wHoA.

PEHRIK: :o33 < GlAuCi...

PEHRIK: :o33 < iS tHaT...?

PEHRIK: :o33 < No FuCkIn WaY.

GLAUCI: DON'T LOOK AT M-E!!!

GLAUCI: STOP IT!!!!

PEHRIK: :oOO < tHaT's AmAzIn!!!

PEHRIK: :o33 < AlL tHiS tImE aNd I nEvEr KnEw ThAt YoU wErE a TyRiAn-

GLAUCI: I'M NOT A TYRANT!!! I'M NOT!!!! I'M NOT!!!!!!

PEHRIK: :o(( < gLaU...

GLAUCI: JUST GO!!!

GLAUCI: I DON'T WANT TO YOU TO )(AT-E M-E!!

GLAUCI: JUST GO AWAY...

PEHRIK: :o(( < No CaN dO.

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This day was supposed to be perfect, right?

Oops.

She just stabbed a door like a monster in a horror film.

MAKE YOUR MOVE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE BOY.

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CONSIS: Thank You 2o Much For Your Preciiou2 Tiime

SRIKOS: D --> Think nothing of it dear friend. T8ke the tunnel, it will 8e faster than a round trip with Authour.

You have no idea how this will help at all but okay.

To recap, you are GLAUCI VANTAS and have yet to have a proper introduction. Maybe you never will. Perhaps the fate of this game rests on some obscure talent hidden in you introduction paragraph that no one will ever see. But that's complete bullshit so fuck that noise.

Oh, you're also stuck in a closet. That's a thing that's happening. You were looking around Carove's hive just to get used to walking and tripped into this freaky stalker shrine. You want out and you're willing to do anything right about... now.

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Hey, that "useless junk" is made up of childhood and dreams!

Ervinn does some basic rearranging and combining, opening up three empty slots.

ERVINN: aNY CLUE WWHO’S GETTIN EXECUTED HERE sRI?

SRIKOS: D --> As far as the records tell, he was referred to as the Signless in life and the Sufferer in d8th.

ERVINN: oH,

ERVINN: i’LL CALL HIM sIGNLESS,

ERVINN: aNY NAME FOR THE BUNNY?

SRIKOS: D --> You e%pect me to have a record on stuffed animal’s names?

ERVINN: jUST ASKING,

CONSIS: 2he Look2 Liike A Riiver 2ong

ERVINN: wWHAT NO WWAY,

ERVINN: hE’S CLEARLY MORE A hEIMDALLR,

CONSIS: Wiith That Layer Of Du2t

CONSIS: ?

ERVINN: wWELL ITS NOT EXACTLY VVITAL TO OUR SURVVIVVAL IS IT,

CONSIS: 2riiko2 We Are At A 2talemate

CONSIS: You Deciide

SRIKOS: D --> If you insist.

SRIKOS: D --> He shall 8e called Dual%ar.

ERVINN: lAAAAAME,

SRIKOS: D --> Hush.

ERVINN: tHE AMBER IS MINE,

CONSIS: II Wa2n’t Takiing IIt

ERVINN: mINE,

ERVINN: pRINCESS tOADSTOOL?

CONSIS: Her Name II2 Peach

CONSIS: II2nt 2he Lovely

ERVINN: eHHHHHHH, sHE’S OKAY,

ERVINN: i PREFER THEM A BIT MORE WISE AND MATURE,

CONSIS: 2o Zelda

ERVINN: yEAH, <3

CONSIS: Hmm

ERVINN: rEALLY,

ERVINN: a VASE?

CONSIS: IIt Look2 Niice

ERVINN: i GUESS i COULD CARRY THE BOOKS,

CONSIS: IIll Take The Heaviier One2

ERVINN: tHANKS,

All set!

[voltrathesparking]

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Looks like the cabinets are filled to the brim with useless junk. Oh well, something to use up while alchemizing...

Wait, didn't Ervinn fill his sylladex up before coming here?

...shit.

Carove has never been the most subtle of trolls, but this is just CREEPY.

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SRIKOS: D --> They should serve you well as guides.

SRIKOS: D --> ...Consis, are you alright?

CONSIS: Ye2 Ju2t Fiine

CONSIS: II Love Holdiing Onto Dead Aniimal2

SRIKOS: D --> It won't 8e dead for long.

CONSIS: What

SRIKOS: D --> You will see what I mean.

SRIKOS: D --> You seem pleased 8y your sele%ion Ampora.

ERVINN: tHESE SCALES ARE FROM A SEA CREATURE,

ERVINN: iF THIS IS WWHAT i THINK IT IS,

ERVINN: i CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH sRI,

ERVINN: i OWWE YOU BIG TIME,

SRIKOS: D --> I'll keep that in mind.

SRIKOS: D --> Feel free to search through the ca8inets ne%t to entry room. It's full of items that you can alchemize with.

SRIKOS: D --> Authour will escort you to your hive afterwards and the game can 8egin.

ERVINN: oKAY,

ERVINN: bUT UH,

SRIKOS: D --> Yes Ervinn?

ERVINN: yOU SAID SOMETHIN ABOUT A “gREAT cOALTITION”,

ERVINN: wWHAT IS THAT?

SRIKOS: D --> It refers to a grand event that happened on the d8 of our 8irth.

SRIKOS: D --> There are minimal details on the event. As a matter of fact I have found only a single document which is aware of the event at all, suggesting it was somehow written during or after the event.

ERVINN: "sOMEHOWW”?

SRIKOS: D --> The simple implic8tion that someone lived long enough to write down so many details during a dou8le depopul8tion of all sentient 8eings is a8surd. However there is no other e%plan8tion for the report's e%istance.

ERVINN: sO ALL THOSE DEAD BODIES,,,

SRIKOS: D --> Former inha8itants.

SRIKOS: D --> Don't feel too sad for them; their d8ths were swift.

SRIKOS: D --> Nothing could survive a fusion of two planets for more than a few seconds.