Drunk Texts to Tai (escapinginabook), verbatim
Me: Im leaving on a jer plane dont know when ill be back agaun
Me: you mean so much to me you know that
Me: piglet from Winnie the pooh had fucking issues man you know
Me: It makes me worried sometimes because i like piglet you know
Me: I could cry for piglet if i felt like it
Me: Maybe i'll cry because it's just too sad like sometimes i feel like piglet when i feel anxious about life
Me: Inside I'm a lot like piglet
Me: I wish piglet had the resources i have
Me: Like therapy you feel me
Me: and piglet never got to grow up. He was always a baby pig it's like hey maybe that's why he's so fucking sad, right
Me: When times are hard i need someone to help me out instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a mans about can you pay my bills
Me: piglet needs help and all pooh can think of is fucking honey what a shit friend
Me: Piglet is so sad and eruptions
Me: i hope piglet knows how much i care about him
Me: When i was little i thought piglet was a girl
Me: Does that mean piglet has a penis
Me: No it doesn't because he's a stuffed animal you sicko
Me: Piglet was filled with fluff so other than that he was empty inside. That explains a lot actually
Me: Did you ever see that winnie the pooh where rabbit had that bird named cassie
Me: If they were stuffed animals then where the Dick did that bird come from. Did Christopher robin have a bird toy or was it a real bird
Me: Who wad Cassie and where did she come from
Me: But any way i cried during that episode and i probably still would if i watch ed it u feel me
Me: You mean so much to me
Me: Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me and Agger all you're my wonder wall
Me: Sorry good night ily i promise