#esevoriginal

[stephcasstruther]

The whole trope of Gotham criminals having to deal with the fact that Robin shapeshifts every couple of years gets talked about a lot, but imagine it for any other member of the batfam.

Imagine being a random henchman, hearing “batgirl is coming!” And having no idea which of the 3 different batgirls that are in the rotation is coming to beat you up. Is it spoiler? Or what if it’s orphan? Could it be the ginger one again?

Henchman 1: Was that Robin? He had the R, the domino mask, everything.

Henchman 2: No, that was Red Robin. Robin has the hood now

Hm1: Oh. Do you think Red Robin and Red Hood are like, related or something?

Hm2: Yeah, what’s up with the whole “Red” thing?

Hm1: Right?

[estradiolevelyn]

“Bro I swear I can’t feel this edible at all” *meows at you* *licks paw and rubs it on my head* *nuzzles my head into your neck*

[stephcasstruther]

Damian should be Tim’s biggest fan, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

Tim is the perfect intersection between Batman and Ra’s Al Ghul and Damian would 100% recognize and respect this

He’s one of the biggest thorns in Ra’s side and he’s the only person who can effectively lie to Batman, and is an intellectual match to both of them.

I’m tired of Damian and Tim being at each others throats all the time, give me Damian and Tim being borderline supervillains on a mission together, give me Damian being Tim’s right-hand henchman.

[stephcasstruther]

It’s a common occurrence in Wayne manor for someone to walk in on Tim, completely lost in thought, sitting in the classic supervillain pose of sitting with his legs wide and his fingertips pressed against each other with his head tilted down a bit, see below for reference

He doesn’t do it on purpose, his body just naturally moves to this position whenever he’s Scheming™️.

Jason: Why is Tim sitting like he’s about to beat me with a crowbar?

Dick: Shh, he’s thinking.

Jason: About what?

Steph: Ra’s Al Ghul is fucking with him again and he needs to figure out his next move

Jason: And that explains the supervillain pose?

Dick: Yeah he does that sometimes

Bruce: You should hear how he laughs once he figures something out. It even scares me sometimes.

[stephcasstruther]

My headcanon to fix at least part of the Valentine’s Day special is that Damian Simply Does Not know what a one night stand is. He heard someone say it once and he thought it meant something completely different and that’s just how he uses it now. This is canon as far as I’m concerned.

[stephcasstruther]

Tim: hey Jason?

Jason: whats up

Tim: have you seen dick anywhere? I’ve been looking for him everywhere

Jason: *points to ceiling* always check the chandelier

[estradiolevelyn]

Microdosing butt stuff by pulling a hair out of my ass after showering

[estradiolevelyn]

Putting peanut butter on my dick for my puppygirl girlfriend to lick off