Apr 28, 2018
???: “Can you walk me to the river? I wanna go swim and there’s a really big fish there that likes to talk to me and I nam-”
Hath: “If you go in the water you’re going to DIE!”
???: *whining* “Eeeeh whaaaat? My fishy friend told me-”
Hath: “Your fishy friend doesn’t LIKE you! He eats children for DINNER!”
???: “Nooooo!”
Hath: “He climbed out of the water last night and told me so himself!”
???: “Meanie! Tell him I’m yucky!”
Hath: “He is a meanie. That’s why I have to go with you, to keep you safe! You have to stay where I can see you, okay?”
@simblu here’s your screenshots.
Now back to actual storyline posting and not Hath scaring children and other elven nonsense