#ethan rants

[vinbitism]

thinking about habits dumbass maple bacon cookies. listen, I know people like those BUT THEY SOUND. GROSS. TO ME. anyways.

I need to know if habit baked these himself?? he says he made them so I'm gonna assume so. BUT THIS MAKES ME WONDER??#!!#!#?#(#(#

did he LOOK UP a recipe and then bake the cookies for Vinnie, OR did he already??#!@!# know how to make maple bacon cookies.... HOW OFTEN IS HE BAKING COOKIES??@!]¢ HOW OFTEN IS HE THE ONE MAKING FOOD FFOR VINNIE?.#!@!

Vinnie doesn't even question it so it makes me think that this can't be the first time.

Vinnie and habit have made burgers together before, (usually accompanied by playing video games together) So maybe that's why there's no surprise. BUT I'M JUST.

Man kinds bad habit bakes cookies for some loser he's keeping trapped and FOR WHAT

[moldybabyman]

Thinking about Karl Fucking Heisenberg and just-

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I can't deal.

I can't go a single fucking day without thinking about him.

I'm screwed, I have fallen for this man harder than I fell for the mother of my own child and l don't know what to do.

It doesn't help that we share a house.

It doesn't help that his belongings are scattered throughout the place.

It doesn't help that everything fucking smells like him.

It doesn't help that when he saw how bad my hand made me feel he immediately started sketching out plans for a prosthetic.

It doesn't help that he treats Rose like she's his own daughter and plays with her and takes care of her.

It doesn't help that every time Rose leaves to spend time with her mom or go to school, he latches onto me and won't let go like he's scared I'll leave too.

It doesn't help that he looks at me the way he does, or that he teases me all the time.

It doesn't help that any time I get scared he holds me, even if it was just a slight startle, and I have to pry him off.

It especially doesn't help that he insists I sit on his lap when we watch movies..

It definitely doesn't help that he made me a pin claiming me as his, and made me a collar, and only laughed when I stole one of his necklaces.

It doesn't help that when he overheard me talking about my love of poetry to The Duke, he tried desperately to write me a poem..

Yeah... I've fallen hard... and I don't think I ever want to get back up.

[toulousedolan-blog]

Group message

I wanna start a Dolan twins group chat on snapchat so send me your snapchats if you want to join

[vinbitism]

Michael Andersen is so unbelievably tragic to me, he was robbed of his whole life, He spends most of it in a ward and then the other part of it dealing with being possessed by Patrick UNABLE TO BREAK OUT OF HIS MIND it's so ugghnnnhhnbbb..

he GOT help and it did NOTHING.

rolling around weeping.

he is so RHSHHAHAJHSYDYSHAHSH

anyways.

[vinbitism]

me when I think about how Vinnie Everyman was just a normal guy into normal guy things once and then he had to fall victim to the endless horrors that await him in every life eventually..

HE LIKED TO TRY NEW FOODS!!!!!! HE LOVED ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!! HE LOVED VIDEO GAMES!!!!! HE DIDN'T EXACTLY BELIEVE IN GOD BUT!!! HE BELIEVED IN A HIGHER POWER!!!!!!!!! SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!!

He loved his friends, he got sick, he read books, he watched shows he read comics... UGSGWHHAJANAJAJAHAN. he WAS NORMAL AND IT WASNT EVEN REAAAAALLLL

[vinbitism]

GUYS IF YOU SENT ME ASKS DW I'LL DEFINITELY BE RESPONDING, it's my birthday Tomorrow so it might be a little bit BUT I PROMISE I WILL GET TO UR HCS SND EVERYTHING 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[xlovespitlovex]

Why is Fortnite so hyped up now? I’m going to feel sorry for the devs when they noticed that the only reason people got the game was for the Battle Royale mode

[somehow-human]

Rich Kids of Instagram is one of the most pointless fucking shows that is on TV right now. I don’t understand how this is meant to be entertaining at all? Like giving these rich mongs to showboat and it’s classed as a good thing to watch? Like, why?