jack/ethel, also ethel/rosario bc brotp fjsldjks
send me a ship and i’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries: Jack because Ethel does not want to put on a bra to go shoppingkills the spiders: Ethel. Let’s be real. comes home drunk at 3am It depends on the day of the week.makes breakfast Also depends on who is up first or who broke into whose apartment the night beforeremembers to feed the fish: Jack. Ethel is the worst when it comes to petsdecorates the apartment: Ethel most off the time. But she usually never commits to a project.initiates duets: Ethel. Especially when Taylor Swift happens to come on the radiofalls asleep first: Jack, because Ethel is usually the one to put him to sleep.
shops for groceries: Ethel, because Rosario insists they don’t need pre packaged food.kills the spiders: Ethel. God, she hates bugs.comes home drunk at 3am: Usually it’s Rosario. On bad days it’ll be Ethel.makes breakfast: Depends on who finishes work later or earlier.remembers to feed the fish: Rosario.decorates the apartment: Ethel, since Rosario couldn’t care less about the aesthetics.initiates duets: Ethel. Always.falls asleep first: Ethel. Rosario is a comfy pillow.