Happy FFWF Al! <3
I think we briefly discussed it once but I would love to know more about how Ethel copes with her crush on Lysander 😆
Happy (belated) FFWF! 💛
Coping is a strong word. Does Ethel cope? I’m not sure, really…
Ethel first started developing a crush on Lysander at Jim’s wedding (though Ivy Anders would say that they both had a crush on each other from when they were teenagers). At first, she didn’t even realise that the handsome blond wizard she was admiring from the distance even was Lysander; she hadn’t seen him in a while, and especially not scrubbed up so well. She spent the rest of the day and night descending into an existential crisis, culminating with a DMC with Selene in the bathroom.
In the few months following the wedding, Ethel tried her hardest to not think about Lysander at all. But, try as she might, she couldn’t STOP thinking about him and how his stupid face gave her stupid butterflies whenever she saw him, which now seemed to be all the time, because they kept bumping into each other. Completely accidentally on both of their parts, of course. I mean, how was Ethel supposed to know what time Lysander would be in Diagon Alley leaving work? And obviously he had to go into the Wizarding Law department to research an article, it wasn’t his intention to see Ethel. Of course not.
What do you mean, Lysander’s hair is turning pink? What do you mean, Ethel is getting flustered? It’s not. She’s not. They’re fine, nothing to see here, move along.












