#euphemism?

[evilhorse]

Casting ad for Captain America the musical (circa March 1986)

[silvershroud]

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[med-man-dan]

OMG YES ISRAEL You’re my golden boy <3 “Pull me baby, I’m your trigger You know that my love is bigger”

[claudielou]

Guy I'm chatting to has just said he's into "toys of some sophistication". I don't know if he means like high-tech models or sex toys.

[thekillababe]

I still don't know what the fox says, and I don't know if I want to know, or if I just want it to remain one of life's greatest mysteries.

[weneversaidthat]

What about giant lemons?

[onemaywander]

SR: I'm not inclined to put a sunny face on everything, but I think that tough times really do wind up making people closer. BM: I never went much for "It's an ill wind that blows no good" kind of thing. SR: "Everything happens for a reason." BM: That drives me nuts. I want to give them five on rye when I hear that. "Everything happens for a reason." SR: Five on rye? BM: Five on rye. SR: A knuckle sandwich.

[troublenightsleeper-blog]

That moment when your customer winked at you. And you know that he's obviously gorgeous.

Knowing that he's quite young (maybe around my age actually) because he's got his P license haha :D