#euphimisms

[djangopiano]

This woman bought the farm. #euphimisms #begrateful #subwayriders #mta #boughtthefarm #booktitles #comedygodshavebeenhere #carlkissin #kissinimprov #happythanksgiving #behappyyourealive https://www.instagram.com/p/B5doG4ZJPLm/?igshid=ykia443g7s4t

[why-is-it-always-raining]

DONT USE EUPIMISMS UNLESS YOU’RE WRITING GAY FANFIC AND/OR A SCENE WITH TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER FFS

[machone13]

Big words

Sometimes, a big word that means harmless just sounds dirty Example: masticate, which is a synonym of to chew Chris- "Man, I was masticating up a storm last night" Janet- "Ewwwwww that's disgusting, Chris. I can't believe that you do that" Chris- "what? It was just fried chicken"

[digi-blog]

hold up

[designis4lovers]

frank

true

to the point

you said it right George...

[specialshera]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT-

Skimmed a random slightly badly-written YA fanfic that came to my attention, and came across the euphemism "steely poles."