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[karlaaqualight]

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Eutax: What are you?

Poof: I'm Poof!

Eutax: Oh. So that's what that's like.

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Eutax: Skrag, you seem to make decisions that are not as bad as the ones we make...

Sean: That is the world's greatest understatement.

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Aramel: I think I liked him better when he was just metal.

Eutax: Not metal anymore! How 'bout that cat.

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Skrag: Hey guys, before we go I gotta... meet up with a friend... check in on some stuff... y'know while I'm in town... water my plants... feed the cat...

Eutax: You have a cat?

Skrag: Well it's not my cat, it's a friend's cat.

Eutax: Oh. What's its name?

Skrag: Uh... Whiskers?

Eutax: Oh I like cats! What kind of cat is it?

Skrag: A furry one.

Eutax: What color?

Steph: And this is the rest of the episode, just talking about Skrag's fake cat.

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Sean: Eutax is like the cutest PC ever.

Kyle: That's kind of my goal. I want to play a character that WON'T accidentally murder a kid.

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Sean: *robot voice* This is my water relief mechanism.

Kyle: No in, no out. Sealed! I'm hermetically sealed!

[fistfightsandstilettos]

Hi! I'm Eutax! Tabletop Champions is great. Listen to it, start at episode 50, and you too will love Eutax and his meat people friends