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I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

sundae-meringue

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

hexbugswallower

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

I still think about this one on a regular basis

never forget

Sugimoto

Hey check your titties for any lumps

gunsandfireandshit

And ur balls if applicable

theweirdwideweb

And your balls

ailithnight

Assess the orbs for irregularities.

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

brightlotusmoon

ancientson

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

d-lanx

canon-typical man ass

I'm going to assume this is about the golden kamuy gifs lmfao

yes that shot is one-to-one with the panels in the manga. the only real change to this scene they made is that they put on pants once the fighting starts to we didn't get to see any swangin dongs in silhouette

#gk

docclaras

ゴールデンカムイ網走監獄襲撃編 GOLDEN KAMUY 3: Abashiri Kangoku Shûgeki-hen (2026)

#gk

maja-paja

cupozo

im up to date on the live action gk and its so fun : ) for the onsen scene, i like their choice to make it a fit swap and not just that they got dressed normally.

#gk

marshallmigraine

isn’t it great when the entire family comes together for dinner?

#gk

noahwyles

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.