#eva!

[nostalgic-retrosexual2]

Christina Aguilera Dirrty Ft. Redman (2002)

[kithtaehyung]

Why is this so 3tan yoongi coded 🤭

oh eva…… you don’t even know how 3tan yoongi coded this is omfggggg

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The Boss firmly believes that discomfort surrounding the human body is detrimental in her line of work. You can't always wait for someone to get dressed, for example. You can't hesitate when someone's anatomy is different from yours if they're a victim of torture or bleeding out. You can't be scared to touch someone because you might feel a boob or whatever.

If Jack hesitated to attack or retaliate against her for being a woman, she'd collapse his skull.

That being said, Snake firmly believes Eva is unnaturally beautiful (emphasis on unnatural) like some kind of siren or witch or shape shifter. Gotta keep an eye on her with those thangs. Untrustworthy.

[tacobacoyeet]

me x tashi… pleak

eva and tashi are married now. obviously. they live in a little apartment with two pleak dogs, a pet berry named rachel, and a poster of sue sylvester that they take turns kissing for luck.

they are obsessed with each other. yay for tashi and eva!

they are so cute! sometimes eva will say “i’m gonna go take the trash out” and tashi will say “no. i’ll come with you.” and then they make out in the alley for twenty minutes and forget the trash inside. then tashi will stub her toe and eva will be like “do you want me to murder the table leg.” they are so gross and adorable!

but then one day...

they’re at the dog park. wearing matching sunglasses. holding hands. talking about buying a fourth toaster.

and then they see a girl.

ava.

she is walking the longest pleak dog they’ve ever seen. like this thing is a noodle. it moves like a slinky. it is 80% spine.

eva stops walking. tashi starts crying for no reason. the dogs begin to vibrate.

ava takes off her sunglasses.

“sup,” she says.

and then what happened next caused world peace...

all three pleak dogs do a synchronized flip. eva drops the leash. tashi falls to her knees. ava’s dog barks in mandarin chinese.

they know what this means. they know. but eva is loyal. eva loves her wife.

she grabs tashi’s hand. “we don’t need another soulmate,” she whispers. “we’re enough.”

and tashi nods. “i know,” she says. “but like. have you seen her jawline?"

ava’s already kneeling in front of them. “hey,” she says, hot and casual. “you guys wanna make out and adopt a bag of great value leaf spinach together?”

eva and tashi look at each other.

and then they do.

they kiss ava so hard the dogs start howling. some kid drops their juice box. a rainbow appears. it is not raining.

they get married that night. again. but now with ava. rachel berry is furious.

the pleak prophecy is complete.

they make out forever and also freak it crazy style with tongue and other stuff. yay!

the end.

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

I AM SO GLAD IT'S NOT A ONESHOT LIKE OMW I NEED MOREEEEE!!!!! ahhhh it's so good, well done :DDDD

also, including an oscar wilde quote? ICONIC !!

It actually means so much to read the feedback.

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I was terrified that somehow I got it all wrong and ruined the characters or didn't do my research.

I love that quote so much because its so posh and sounds like it means something incredibly profound but it's about giving head. Hilarious stuff.

Chapter 2 needs to be edited, so working on that now.

[talkfastcal]

Hiiii 🎧

Hi Eva! 🤍

i need everybody to know how much I LOVE THIS SONG

send me a 🎧 and i’ll shuffle my music and give u whatever song that comes up!!

[huggingstuffiesandcrying]

I drew in the book

Fun fact this is stuff I actually doodle all the time lol

Eva is confused :(