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TA: gz. do you know why ii pulled you over?
TC: HeY SoL, cAuSe yOu wErE LoOkIn fOr a wIcKeD MoThErFiCkEr tO HaNg wItH?
TA: you 2tole the faygo from a local 2hop. may ii look around the car a liittle biit?
TC: ....I HaVe nO ReCoLeCtIoN Of sUcH AcTiOnS As wIcH YoU HaVe dEsCrIbEd.
TA: then iif you diidn't do that, you would let me look around the car?
TC: SuRe tHiNg bRo, ShItS FiLlEd wItH FaYgO AnYwAy.
TA: you got me there, you lucky ba2tard.
TA: but 2tiill ii'm gonna look around the car.
TC: *lOcKs dOoRs* LoOk aRoUnD It.
TA: *he 2tart2 lookiing around the car, then he look2 iinto the trunk of the car.* hmm... a lot of faygo... but what ii2 thii2? *he look2 behiind the bottle2 of faygo and fiind2 a dead ru2tblood'2 body.* gz. what ii2 thii2 troll you have here iin the trunk?
TC: I DoN'T GoT No tRoLl bAcK ThErE ItS...Uh...dEcOrAtIoNs?
TA: well well well. *2tart2 notiing.* kiilliing a troll... very, very bad. you're gonna get arre2ted for kiilliing that poor ru2tblood.
TA: ye2, ye2 you are. get out of the car wiith hand2 behiind your head.
TC: *sInKs dOwN In hIs cAr, PrEsSiNg tHe lOcK BuTtOn* NoPe.
TA: gz, get out of the car. now.
TC: *tUrNs tHe cAr oN* .......
TA: you don't dare to run away from me!
TC: *pReSsInG On tHe gAs, SlOwLy rOlLiNg aWaY* .....LaTeRs.
TA: *he run2 to hii2 car, and triie2 to turn iit on, but faiil2.* fuck...
TC: *rIdEs oFf, FlIpPiNg sOl oFf tHrOuGh tHe wInDoW*
TA: urgh... fuck. ii'm the wor2t cop ever... *he look2 at hiim runniing away.*