Criminal Ornithology

Birds gone bad

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Grateful Pelican Won't Stop Visiting The Guy Who Saved His Life

“El Oud fed Ovi around the marina until the pelican learned where the fish were coming from and became the restaurant’s best customer.”

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Parrots in wildlife park moved after swearing at visitors

The foul-mouthed birds were split up after they launched a number of different expletives at visitors and staff just days after being donated to Lincolnshire Wildlife Park.

"I get called a fat t**t every time I walk past," says zookeeper.

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Sam the Seagull is a serial shoplifter of his favorite Doritos

“He’s got it down to a fine art. He waits until there are no customers around and I’m standing behind the till, then he raids the place. At first I didn’t believe a seagull was capable of stealing crisps. But I saw it with my own eyes and I was surprised. He’s very good at it.”

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Seagull shoplifts bag of chips; agile moves suggest premeditation

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North Carolina Emu Enjoying Third Week on the Lam

The fugitive is around five feet tall, weighs over 100 pounds, and wears a thick coat of gray and brown feathers.

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Multiple break-ins by sushi-seeking penguins