#evan asks

[crystal-chimes]

Chime's phone rang, 'unknown caller' displayed in bold text, if he could see it. As soon as he picked up, a voice came through.

"Hey, hey, this fucking working? I didn't save your number so I kinda had to go off the top of my head, Jeff."

The person on the other end mumbled a few things under his breath, something about a new phone and hating how complex they'd gotten.

"You there, dude?"

@mank1ndsbadhab1t

Chime fumbled with his phone for a second before he picked it up, pressing one of the tactile buttons to answer the call. A stranger's voice spoke and Chime listened silently for a second.

"um... My name is Chime?" He said softly. "I think your phone is working though."

[ratsinpots]

Hey Evan comes to the void with a new question!

How does one go about starting testosterone? I know you have to make an appointment to talk about it but does it have to be with your primary care doctor or does it have to be a specialist? I don’t know anything and I’m kinda doing this on my own.

[notgregory]

Boo!

WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU

[rosetheshapeshifter]

How tf did you have a meme for this?? Lmaoo

[boyplushie]

hey, so I have a genuine question.

I have been researching other religions because I am actively looking for the right one for me. I've done a lot of research, and Judaism greatly appeals to me. however, I've only just barely brought up the idea of looking into a different religion to my parents, plus the whole quarantine thing, means that it will probably be a long time until I get to talk with a rabbi. I have read a couple books and done some online research, but I'd like to do more.

because of this, I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for where I can learn more about reform Judaism. I'm not saying anything definitive right now, but I would like to learn as much as I can while in quarantine. anything will help--podcasts, Tumblr blogs, websites, etc.

if you don't have any recommendations, don't worry. this is a personal thing so it's fine and there's no need to worry.

thanks to anyone who can help!

[evan-macmillan-trapper]

Casually hears heart beat and walks away and hides

(Evan With Whispers and Spies from the Shadows)

[toxineena-blog]

Even tired, you look beautiful. How do you do it? -Evan

ngl it’s all makeup and good lighting LMAO

[rosetheshapeshifter]

What’s your thoughts on “but not all men”?

Oh, I have a whole tangent!!

Those men, are never actually the definition of not all men. They're always the same people, except that they are on the less extreme side of whatever argument is presented.

They're those people who think they're different from all the rest but aren't.

They think that they "don't fit in"

But they do, and again, not as extreme.

They look for validation for doing the bare fucking minimum. And with that validation that any woman gives him, he'll hold onto that for the rest of his life and therefore that's what makes him different and dateable.

(Also, I know that it's not what you were asking but this pisses me off too)

Those dudes who look at you and go, "Oh no one wants to date me. I'm so ugly uwu."

And they're fishing for compliments and trying to make you feel bad for them so they'll date you.

UGHHHHH THEY PISS ME OFF SO MUCH

BITCH LITERALLY SHUT UP, ITS NOT MY JOB TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. God