Some of these are more accurate than others.
Okay, this thing is too amusing not to overuse. Emma Sanchez is lacking 1) vitamins 2) a clone 3) Precure. Evander Pallene is lacking 1) telekinesis 2) the ability to fly 3) a boyfriend. Evelyn Glick is lacking 1) french fries 2) social skills 3) vitamins. Isaac Sowka is lacking 1) motivation 2) a clone 3) fashion sense. Malice is lacking 1) THAT 2) spaghetti 3) a magical girl. Patches is lacking 1) a cute animal mascot 2) communication skills 3) food. Ryan Glick is lacking 1) a job 2) telekinesis 3) communication skills. Reynaldo Glick is lacking 1) a real life 2) a million dollars 3) dreams. Ruby Glick is lacking 1) a girlfriend 2) fabulous 3) a real life. Spot is lacking 1) Precure 2) a million dollars 3) willpower. Talia Torres is lacking 1) a million dollars 2) more HDD space 3) willpower. Trixie is lacking 1) motivation 2) a clone 3) telekinesis. Zachariah Hadad is lacking 1) intelligence 2) moe 3) THAT.