show/movie/book: ok so how about a light-haired bad bitch and a dark-haired asshole,,, and hear me out,,,, they’re in love
me: oh,,, my god
show/movie/book: also,, they’re a badass power couple,, but they’re pining,, because they’re idiots
me: holy shit
show/movie/book: AND,,,,,, HEIGH DIFFERENCE
me, going batshit crazy: HOLY FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES

















