Like, a billion replies
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Discouse2017FakeMeta Proposal: Murderdad Mag is Elrond and Elros REAL...”
This is horrible STOP
make me
siadea replied to your post “Discouse2017FakeMeta Proposal: Murderdad Mag is Elrond and Elros REAL...”
Maglor. Just... fucking... maglor.
Elrond "THAT'S SICK STFU" Eärendilion.
Maedhros "fuck's sake, I'm a monster and even I'm not that much of a fucking dick" Feanorion.
Elros "yeah, bound by blood, absofuckinlutely" Eärendilion.
Nothing to see here, the children are being typically rebellious and can’t admit how much they respect their dad, and Maedhros is just jealous cause no one likes him.
crocordile replied to your post “Discouse2017FakeMeta Proposal: Murderdad Mag is Elrond and Elros REAL...”
i'm reporting you
Report Maglor, he is the problem here.
crocordile replied to your post “Hey @witchking-jr, I’m your not-so-secret santa! Your form said you...”
I love the detail of the noldo's eyes shining bright, and I love your Haleth a lot - I can feel her exhaustion so much, it's beautiful! And get bent, caranthir. This is lovely!
Haleth needs a hug so bad. From, like, an actual person, not a gross elf trying to manipuulate her. Is there a more lovely sight in all Beleriand than Caranthir getting- not even cockblocked, poor asshole never stood a chance. Thank you!
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Theory: Ungoliant is a regular spider and Melkor exaggerated her size...”
forever torn between my innate appreciation for ungoliant as a morgoth-distresser and my crippling arachnophobia
Why couldn’t she have been something less horrifying, a giant, darkness spinning silk moth or something?
actualmermaid replied to your post “Theory: Ungoliant is a regular spider and Melkor exaggerated her size...”
one time a moth the size of a sparrow landed on my face and there was definitely shrieking
i take it back
cocchilweran replied to your chat “June: does Maedhros [> Maedros] indicate that at one point he DID get...”
The sheer beauty of this post
something something well-formed something dick something
vardasvapors replied to your chat “June: does Maedhros [> Maedros] indicate that at one point he DID get...”
i want to frame this post
Tolkien was a linguist, that must have been the deliberate setup for that joke, right?
maedhrosrussandol replied to your post “Proposal: Celebrimbor's still alive. The body on Sauron's banner is...”
Ooh. No wait. If Fëanor is Fingon. . . Nope nope don't like that train of thought AT ALL.
We were all quite happy with our crap half-cousin ship, why did someone have to come along and try to ruin it?
berrysphase replied to your chat “June: does Maedhros [> Maedros] indicate that at one point he DID get...”
At least some of the digitized PDFs use d in place of the original edh, which Tolkien was using for a while. I got tripped up by this
It’s infuriating. If I want to search for all the times a character fucked up I have to do it like three different times with different spellings.
gurguliare replied to your post “Proposal: Celebrimbor's still alive. The body on Sauron's banner is...”
it's not that all elves look the SAME, it's--
no no, they do
witchking-jr replied to your link“My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy -...”
dhskbrbfksjjahhhhhhgggg my HEART. they're so hopeful, and I am so sad. also WAR WEASELS. i am never over the war weasels.
In which Tolkien briefly...cribbed from Brian Jacques or something, I don’t know what was going on with the war weasels. All I can say is that I’m disappointed we didn’t get giant CGI ones in the Hobbit movie.
evelynatthecircus replied to your link “My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy -...”
oh nooooooo D:
Cackling
emilyenrose replied to your link “My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy -...”
OH NO THIS MADE ME SAD
Louder cackling












