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For the character energy meme: Gandalf, for some reason. sort of Odinnic.
sdkgjslkdgjsg I—having gotten “gandalf” for this meme multiple times is even more interesting than having gotten it once, thank you. I like to think that if I’m splinter-related to any version of Odin it’s the old man with the eyepatch my father once saw, on a bike, towing a trailer
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erotetica replied to your post “caranthir + waking up”
Kahlua tho does he invent Kahlua
cycas replied to your post “caranthir + waking up”
My pity for Caranthir just magnified tenfold.
Caranthir sure is climbing the ranks, most relatable Feanorian and my new favourite.
vardasvapors replied to your post “crocordile replied to your post“Finarfin + in-laws”That’s a reading I...”
oh yeah i'm totally certain that the teleri were pretty side-eye at him for a good long while after that, with good reason O.o sorry if i came off too strong?
ahh, no of course not! What would the world come to if we could not agree to disagree on bad elf life choices? (or, in this case, mostly agree anyway, it seems like)
valaraukars replied to your post “caranthir + waking up”
caranthir remains the most relatable feanorian
maglor - kombucha feanorian; caranthir - coffee feanorian; celegorm - gatorade feanorian; curufin - sparkling water feanorian; amrod and amras - root beer feanorians; maedhros - flowering tea feanorian; feanor - MONSTER ENERGY FEANORIAN
I can’t argue with any of these, they are unsettlingly accurate.
actualmermaid replied to your post “caranthir + waking up”
^ Maedhros is clearly a feanorian
*gin feanorian
Gin, rubbing alcohol, methylated spirits, whatever’s on offer really.
randomunitelligiblewords replied to your post “Does Tuluspen spend like, a couple hundred years looking for Maglor as...”
...Did Maglor really steal a kid from that village? Maglor no put it back.
Correlation of missing kids with Maglor’s presence in the vicinity does not equate to causation! (yes)
witchking-jr replied to your post “I got an anon prompting me for more Fingros. I’ll get to it soon...”
my heart grew 5 sizes
If you need surgery for that, please record the heartwarming results.
valaraukars replied to your post “Does Tuluspen spend like, a couple hundred years looking for Maglor as...”
'll have you know that what SOME people might perceive as 'wailing' is actually known as pre-synth progressive improv a cappella and highly regarded by people in the know
but also dear god THE CHILD.
Even in these waning days, true music lovers make pilgrimages to find Maglor’s gross cave to bask in his wildly avant garde compositions and try his seaweed soup.
curufins-smile replied to your post “Does Tuluspen spend like, a couple hundred years looking for Maglor as...”
your tags omfg CHILDRENS MAKALAURE im crying holy shit
Just to clarify, which may be necessary given this meme and my past of writing cannibalism AUs, Maglor is gonna take excellent care of his cavebaby.
simaethae replied to your post “Does Tuluspen spend like, a couple hundred years looking for Maglor as...”
MAGLOR
leave him alone he’s just doing his thing, living his truth, he doesn’t need your guilt trips
erotetica replied to your post “Does Tuluspen spend like, a couple hundred years looking for Maglor as...”
what an incorrigible bitch. is the kidnapee holding his metronome or did he eat it.
what am I saying of course maglor eats metronomes.
also I said 'sucking susurrus' to myself maybe four times so thank you
why do you think he has such good internal rhythm?
berrysphase replied to your post “vardasvapors replied to your post “valaraukars replied to your post...”
soulbond AU RPF dying
where is the lie
thearrogantemu replied to your post “vardasvapors replied to your post “valaraukars replied to your post...”
I have way too much fun shamelessly appropriating LACE details. Currently contemplating the one about how the parents of both spouses are supposed to give gifts to their new son or daughter in law...
that custom’s the one LACE thing I find cute and I should write fic about it and you should write fic about it, we should all write awkward jewel exchange fic.
valaraukars replied to your post “vardasvapors replied to your post “valaraukars replied to your post...”
Takes me back to that time when I explained yaoi hands to my colleagues.. our work browser history was forever changed
please god tell me you used incognito mode
I found out who was the precious being who paid for my membership :)
the lovely @witchking-jr
thank you so very very much dear! I can’t thank you enough!
I wish you all the best things forever! <3
You have the darndest knack for coming up with character I want to draw. gawdammit. gotta draw ur weird wolf child now.
aaaaand you have the darndest knack for bringing my garbage creatures to life, I would be delighted if you did a Khazri! …I realise I’ve not really described my weird wolf child though, quick, have a description masterpost!
Khazri on Khazri:
It had always seemed unfair; whatever else they said about his father, everyone agreed he had been beautiful, but Khazri had inherited an unbecoming mix of both his parents. His mother’s lipless slash of a mouth, her angular jaw - austerely handsome on a woman, incongruous set beneath what must be his father’s wide spaced eyes and delicately snubbed nose. There was no one to blame for his overlarge ears and lustreless tangle of hair but himself.
Imrael on Khazri:
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Well that wasn’t very helpful. Here’s something more objective:
Khazri is about 5′6″ and slim (though you wouldn’t know either by looking at him - he hunches to look smaller and wears layers of baggy clothes, mostly ‘procured’ from people larger and heavier than he is). He has a heart shaped face and features that are more or less per his own uncharitable description. As you would expect of a weird morlock elf thing, he’s pale with a greyish cast to his skin and eyes that are overlarge and just the slightest bit spooky. They can be mistaken for brown in poor light (…they’re not though). He cuts his own hair short, with a hunting knife, and it looks exactly as crappy as you’d expect.
Implausibly, given he’s an awful cryptid boy being followed around by timber wolves, there’s something about him that just…does not draw the eye? You won’t even notice him unless he speaks to you, and probably not even then.
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imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post“erotetica replied to your post “erotetica replied to your post: You...”
"Thick socks are really all the defence you need against paranoid goblins" - fingon and imrael
Imrael’s lucky in that at least his goblin is short.
witchking-jr replied to your photoset “fivefingons: figuring out @thelioninmybed’s weird and attractive wolf...”
lion you are most welcome!! Thank YOU for writing such rad stories. VV: funny u mention erotic things because I was literally just driving home and thinking "hmmm now I just gotta figure out Imrael and then I could draw them TOGETHER." if u know what I mean. ;)
Holy heck are you actually trying to kill me? Cause it’s working, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
avoliot replied to your post “erotetica replied to your post: You have the darndest knack for coming...”
yessssss go get it khazri
He just got a whole lot more relatable, right?
vardasvapors replied to your post “Do you have the reports on crop yield?” said Tuluspen’s lord and...”
I am forever in love with how well you take these speculative ideas and 'what happened with ___?' things that aren't detailed in this giant sprawling canon, and make them come alive in these short fics in such real, tangible ways and through such good OCs. I loved this, and the balance of dialogue and thoughts and memories, humor and pain
THANKS. The best part of Silm fandom is how there’s so much scope and so little focus, it’s so easy to zoom in and think ‘hey but what happened with...?’ ...and then write something fucking horrible.
berrysphase replied to your post “Do you have the reports on crop yield?” said Tuluspen’s lord and...”
Love the mix of black humor (MAGLOR) and white space around horrors.
Things Maedhros hates doing: telling the unvarnished truth about...basically anything. Things Maedhros is gonna have to do: tell the truth about basically the worst thing ever.
simaethae replied to your post “Do you have the reports on crop yield?” said Tuluspen’s lord and...”
oh, no, i went from laughing at "here comes the eagle" (MAGLOR) to horrified feelings about everyone else who *didn't* come back from angband :(
Maglor is an excellent, caring guy who may be trying to help his brother rediscover his will to fight...or may be getting revenge for decades of begrudging babysitting.
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Misc replies”
I still remember that the best bet was doorless room, two fireplaces, drapes, and five leopard print rugs
It took me way too long to work out this was the best bet for murders and not seduction. I wish my baby self had been more consistent about this cause it’s super admirable you had a procedure. For murders, not seduction.
erotetica replied to your post “erotetica replied to your post: You have the darndest knack for coming...”
i love your murderboy. i love how close he comes to 'the mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.'
Shite yeah. “cynical and funny and very jolly and charming and endearing, even if you were careful about anyone becoming endearing” - Khazri re. Imrael.
witchking-jr replied to your post “vardasvapors replied to your post: You have the darndest knack for...”
he's so CUTE
- Imrael
witchking-jr replied to your post “You have the darndest knack for coming up with character I want to...”
yisss thank you
ALL I EVER WANTED
Thank you, you guys’ interest is the most flattering thing imaginable!
vardasvapors replied to your post “vardasvapors replied to your post: You have the darndest knack for...”
....imrael is so weird
Either you are insulting my art skills (...fair) or insulting poor Khazri (’Fair’ - Khamsin Il’harren). Doesn’t the boy have enough issues?
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “vardasvapors replied to your post: You have the darndest knack for...”
Protect hiimmm
And also your ankles
Thick socks are really all the defence you need against paranoid goblins.
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actualmermaid replied to your post “actualmermaid replied to your link “My crown is called content, a...”
dsjhgksjdgsi I don't normally go for maedhros/anyone other than fingon but I'm glad I read this. also YES ELVES TOTALLY HAVE PUBES
Same, same, my Official Sexuality Headcanon is bi but demi and definitely not interested in one night stands however fine the propositioner’s beard might be, but I could not pass up this prompt. I really hope Elf pube discourse is the next big drama.
brazenbells replied to your post “actualmermaid replied to your link “My crown is called content, a...”
AMAZING
- Caranthir, taking notes.
raisingcain-onceagain replied to your post “actualmermaid replied to your link “My crown is called content, a...”
IM DIE
- Curufin, furiously jealous, he’s been trying to bone a dwarf for months and Mae did it without even trying.
vardasvapors replied to your post“ “actualmermaid replied to your link “My crown is called content, a...”
sdhjfgdkjfhbjvfgf also yes definitely team elf pubes! you know, when they say elves prized 'beautiful hair' it doesn't really specify...
On the one hand I wanted the sex to be as weird as possible from Az’s point of view, but on the other barbie elves really creep me out and I could not bring myself to do it. I’m glad you all share this good and correct opinion.
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “actualmermaid replied to your link “My crown is called content, a...”
“Do you not find me fair?” “I find you strategically valuable.”
HOT
i would quote everything i find sexy here but it would reveal way too much about me
also you already know
I feel like this has already been uncomfortably revealing, I did not know until now that what I want is for a strong, bearded woman to patronize me and demand really awkward sex.
witchking-jr replied to your post “actualmermaid replied to your link “My crown is called content, a...”
whoooooooooooooooooo i need to remove a layer. your DEScriptions of both of them. im compromised
I too find ‘beardy’ and ‘pointy’ the height of eroticism, help, I cannot get Az’s mighty thighs out of my head.
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imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Discouse2017FakeMeta Proposal: Murderdad Mag is Elrond and Elros REAL...”
This is horrible STOP
make me
siadea replied to your post “Discouse2017FakeMeta Proposal: Murderdad Mag is Elrond and Elros REAL...”
Maglor. Just... fucking... maglor.
Elrond "THAT'S SICK STFU" Eärendilion.
Maedhros "fuck's sake, I'm a monster and even I'm not that much of a fucking dick" Feanorion.
Elros "yeah, bound by blood, absofuckinlutely" Eärendilion.
Nothing to see here, the children are being typically rebellious and can’t admit how much they respect their dad, and Maedhros is just jealous cause no one likes him.
crocordile replied to your post “Discouse2017FakeMeta Proposal: Murderdad Mag is Elrond and Elros REAL...”
i'm reporting you
Report Maglor, he is the problem here.
crocordile replied to your post “Hey @witchking-jr, I’m your not-so-secret santa! Your form said you...”
I love the detail of the noldo's eyes shining bright, and I love your Haleth a lot - I can feel her exhaustion so much, it's beautiful! And get bent, caranthir. This is lovely!
Haleth needs a hug so bad. From, like, an actual person, not a gross elf trying to manipuulate her. Is there a more lovely sight in all Beleriand than Caranthir getting- not even cockblocked, poor asshole never stood a chance. Thank you!
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Theory: Ungoliant is a regular spider and Melkor exaggerated her size...”
forever torn between my innate appreciation for ungoliant as a morgoth-distresser and my crippling arachnophobia
Why couldn’t she have been something less horrifying, a giant, darkness spinning silk moth or something?
actualmermaid replied to your post “Theory: Ungoliant is a regular spider and Melkor exaggerated her size...”
one time a moth the size of a sparrow landed on my face and there was definitely shrieking
i take it back
cocchilweran replied to your chat “June: does Maedhros [> Maedros] indicate that at one point he DID get...”
The sheer beauty of this post
something something well-formed something dick something
vardasvapors replied to your chat “June: does Maedhros [> Maedros] indicate that at one point he DID get...”
i want to frame this post
Tolkien was a linguist, that must have been the deliberate setup for that joke, right?
maedhrosrussandol replied to your post “Proposal: Celebrimbor's still alive. The body on Sauron's banner is...”
Ooh. No wait. If Fëanor is Fingon. . . Nope nope don't like that train of thought AT ALL.
We were all quite happy with our crap half-cousin ship, why did someone have to come along and try to ruin it?
berrysphase replied to your chat “June: does Maedhros [> Maedros] indicate that at one point he DID get...”
At least some of the digitized PDFs use d in place of the original edh, which Tolkien was using for a while. I got tripped up by this
It’s infuriating. If I want to search for all the times a character fucked up I have to do it like three different times with different spellings.
gurguliare replied to your post “Proposal: Celebrimbor's still alive. The body on Sauron's banner is...”
it's not that all elves look the SAME, it's--
no no, they do
witchking-jr replied to your link“My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy -...”
dhskbrbfksjjahhhhhhgggg my HEART. they're so hopeful, and I am so sad. also WAR WEASELS. i am never over the war weasels.
In which Tolkien briefly...cribbed from Brian Jacques or something, I don’t know what was going on with the war weasels. All I can say is that I’m disappointed we didn’t get giant CGI ones in the Hobbit movie.
evelynatthecircus replied to your link “My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy -...”
oh nooooooo D:
Cackling
emilyenrose replied to your link “My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy -...”
OH NO THIS MADE ME SAD
Louder cackling
