#even number squad

[kliegohargreeves]

a story of 3 brothers told in 6 parts (x)

[thesevenumbrellas]

even number squad hcs??

Even number squad!

Diego, Klaus, and Ben

They do have matching t-shirts

They actually just have even number squad written on them in market.

Klaus sold his as memorabilia for 1k though.

That’s a lie. He didn’t sell his. He sold Diego’s. Don’t tell him.

Reginald banned them from doing interviews together because they trade places and confuse the person interviewing them.

Once Diego punched a fan in the face because he thought he was making fun of Klaus, but it turned out Klaus actually knew him and they were just flirting really badly.

He became Klaus’ first boyfriend though!

Ben and Diego bought Klaus fairy lights to surprise him because he was scared of the dark.

Klaus and Diego bring an extra set of clothes and wipes with them to missions for Ben when things get bloody.

Ben and Diego had rooms next to each other and talked through the wall sometimes.

Diego still tried it even after Ben died.

Klaus and Diego ran into each other once at Ben’s grave after not talking for five years.

That was when Klaus tried to tell Diego that Ben was still around but Diego didn’t believe him because the truth was too painful.

[thefourthumbrella]

I made memes, and one of them is even about tua

EDIT: major thanks to @theperksofbeingadirewolf for the template!!

[punkeduppirate]

UA fav moments (2/???)

WHEN DIEGO’S BEING ALL SWEET IM IN LOVE

--and Ben’s just:

they’re all dorks i love this even number line

Bonus:

Ben probably just wanted a bro hug

[vveissesfleisch]

Passenger

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)

Ship: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves/Ben Hargreeves

Word Count: 5K

Rating: NC-17/E

Summary: “And you’re sure that’s okay?”

“I mean, yeah. It’s fine with me. All we have to do is ask Diego.”

“And you think he’ll be...cool with it?”

“Dunno.” Klaus shrugs and stirs his smoothie with his straw. “But I’m on board with it, and he usually gets on board with whatever I’m on board with, so. I’d say it’s at least worth an ask.”

Klaus feels Ben’s eyes burning into him as he sips his beverage. Sure, the idea of Ben possessing him had initially been about as appealing as a coffee enema, and the first few times in practice had been more than slightly traumatizing. But once they’d established ground rules and worked to get more in tune with one another, Klaus had come to find the experience to be...interesting. It could be pleasant, almost zen—there is no sensation in the world quite like being a passenger in one's own body. And to be privy to both his own sensations as well as Ben’s? Well, that’s something else entirely.

Which is why the idea of Ben possessing his body during sex both freaks him out and turns him on in equal measure.

Notes: I'm back on my TUA bullshit! I wrote this immediately after watching Season 2 Episode 7 (which was made specifically for me, personally), so it's set in some slightly alternate fix-it universe where we happily ignore certain events that transpire later in the season. :) : ) : ) Please read the tags on AO3 and do not read this fic if it is not your jam--it's literally what it says on the tin. Also don't read if you don't want certain elements of S2 spoiled. This is in no way beta'd.

Named for the eponymous Deftones banger. 

Read on AO3 here. 

[klaus-kid]

I’m ready to Simp for my favorite even numbers

[klingyklaus]

246 Server

There is now a server dedicated specifically to the even number squad. The set up is much like a boarding school. Heavily influenced by one of my favorite fics by jangjaeyul over on Archive of Our Own. And while it is a server for our even number boys, it is extremely shop positive and welcoming to a wide range of content.

The server is 18+. DM me if you’d like the link to join.

[sarcastic-unique-username]

I’m not much for poly ships generally but I actually like the idea of benkliego, Ben x klaus x Diego.

honestly same???? i love those three the most and their dynamic is just,,, v yes.