Jun 17, 2023
What I think is funny is, Owen introduces Sparrow as Just A Regular Guy
So, Just A Regular Guy, with a Penchant For Mischief and a Love For Discovery, crash lands in Color-fucking-rado, makes a tent, and immediately begins straight-up murdering people (pirates). He just starts whaling on them, dude. He videos it. He’d be fucking wrecked in court bro. No getting out of that one
TLDR: Colorado either makes you homicidal or Sparrow has been WAITING for this moment