im obsessed with the book im writing so have some incorrect quotes with the characters!!
again, these are characters from the book im writing, and i will probably post more of the story here as i write it but for now im hyperfixated on this lmao !! <3
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Zarina: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Mitah: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Zarina: Oh... Rori, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Rori: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Mitah: Damn, if people did that to each other, Zarina would've killed me years ago.
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Zarina: What did Mitah do this time? Rori: More like WHO did Mitah do this time?
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Zarina: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Rori, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Mitah, deadpanning at Rori: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Rori, whispering to Zarina, who's on the phone with Mitah: Ask them something! Zarina: How are you feeling? Mitah: Fine. Rori: Something personal! Zarina: At what age did you first get your period?
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Mitah: I have lots of friends! Zarina: Name one. Mitah: Well, there’s- Zarina: Name one you haven’t gotten incredibly angry at. Mitah: Hey, that’s not fair, then there isn’t any!
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Rori: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it. Mitah: There is an alternative, then. Rori: Out with it. Mitah: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.
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Zarina rori couldn't find his way out of a paper bag! Rori: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
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Mitah: we could make a boys club! Rori: Im non-binary. Mitah: Mitah: Anti-girls club.
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Rori: What's your greatest fear? Zarina: Being forgotten. Rori: ... Rori: Damn, that's deep. Rori: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
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Mitah, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! Zarina, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Mitah: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Mitah: It's me.
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Zarina: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Rori. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Rori! Mitah: Nope. Zarina: In that case, as the archbishop of Mitah's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Rori right on the lips!!!
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Zarina: I love you. Mitah: How many people have you said that to? Zarina: Everyone. Mitah: What? Zarina: I told everyone that I love you.
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Mitah, to Rori: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you. Zarina: Hey, that’s not very nice- Rori: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine! Zarina, forgetting about Mitah: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!






