#evermeme

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booty shorts that say “your Midas touch on the Chevy door November flush and your flannel cure this dorm was once a madhouse I made a joke well it’s made for me how evergreen our group of friends don’t think we’ll say that word again and soon they’ll have the nerve to deck the halls that we once walked through one for the money two for the show I never was ready so I watch you go sometimes you just don’t know the nswer til someone’s on their knees and asks you she would’ve made such a lovely bride what a shame she’s fucked in the head they said but you’ll find the real thing instead she’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred”

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Rob Sheffield having to update his ranking of all of Taylor’s songs not even six months after he added folklore to it because Taylor dropped evermore

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The bench at Coney Island when Taylor sits down and starts thinking about her exes

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The morning that Taylor released evermore, the stock price of DRI (the restaurant group that owns *OLIVE GARDEN* of no body, no crime fame) hit $113...... I wish I was joking

She is simply too powerful, we must STOP her

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Taylor and Joe writing their sad little piano songs together

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Taylor went so method in writing no body, no crime that she’s sitting in an Olive Garden at this very moment

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No context Coney Island (2020)

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Drove past the mothership; no sign of Taylor or my sisters Haim, though