#every.single.time.

[you-live-you-burn]

Will I ever learn to portion rice properly when I make a curry?

I canny fucken move.

[thebookluvrr1816]

The prince was destined to become a great king, uniting the land of Albion and freeing magic once more.  But right now, that paled into insignificance beside the thought of no longer being by Arthur’s side. - BBC Merlin Official Books

“I didn't fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe  in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we'd choose anyway. And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you  and I'd choose you”  Kiersten White, The Chaos of Stars    

For @camelotsheart

[i-m-a-weird-person]

“weak-hearted, soft-handed, lily-livered little rich boy”

but to the Short Dick Man tune

[onzeziggy]

my vision when standing up: .˳⁺⁎˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁎.˳˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁺⁎˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁎.✩⁺˳ .˚⁎.✩⁺˳ .˚⁎˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁎ .˳⁺⁎˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁎.˳˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁺⁎˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁎.✩⁺˳ .˚⁎.✩⁺˳ .˚⁎˚✩⁺˳ .˚⁎

[odetteandfriends]

The Mayor of Ninjago after every single season:

[undercooked-ravioloni]

me: clicks on a marble hornets-related blog

me: gets spoiled

me: wElL wHAt thE HeLl 

cue me repeating it another 30 times

[joolychuu]

HELL YEAH I'M HOME EARLY I'LL BE SO PRODUCTIVE I'LL- *falls asleep the instant I sit down*

[rupertholmes]

My parents: *say something racist*

Me: don't say that it's racist

My parents: omg you're so fucking sensitive!!