Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Customer at work: "What's wrong? You're looking like you have a headache," Me: "If you really want to know the truth, I'm so, so hungover," Husband of the customer: *bursts into laughter* "Oh my god, that's awesome!"
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Customer at work: "What's wrong? You're looking like you have a headache," Me: "If you really want to know the truth, I'm so, so hungover," Husband of the customer: *bursts into laughter* "Oh my god, that's awesome!"
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Maslin: "Man that last guy that owned this store was lit." Me: "What do you mean by that?" Maslin: "He would sit in the backroom watching the cameras. As soon as he saw someone stealing he book it out of the office and come and grab the guy. That guy was a legend. Why can't our currwnt boss be like that?" Me: "Probably because he isn't batshit crazy..."
Sunday, December 25, 2016
"Look at her face! She's always so serious. She's not that friendly," -friend of the family speaking about his one year-old granddaughter