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shark girl summer is a state of mind š
yet another unrealistic body standard for women
just saw this at the store and honestly? iām tired. first they wanted us to have the perfect waist, then the perfect glow, and now iām expected to have a literal apex predator for a head just to pull off a sports bra? š¦āØ
i donāt make the rules, i just live in a society where you arenāt considered "summer ready" unless youāre ready to navigate the deep sea and the clearance rack at the same time. itās the jawline for me. literally.
pros of this look:
never have to do your makeup again
guaranteed personal space in the gym
intimidating presence at the local pool
cons:
finding a hat is a nightmare
constant craving for chum
⨠reblog if youāre also transitioning into your shark era. ⨠follow for more retail chaos and aesthetic identity crises. āļø
If you arenāt nice to cashiers, you shouldnāt be allowed in stores
Sometimes I like hearing the customerās version of a story vs. what a coworker has to say.
āTheyāre so rude! They sent me over here and refused to help me!ā
āHe interrupted me as I was helping someone else and I saw the service desk had no line and suggested he go to you guys because itād be faster.ā
Customers need to be better guests and i am not kidding.
*I emerge from the back room, ink splattered all over my hands and arms, price stickers pasted in an abstract pattern all over me, a grin and glasses askew.*
*My coworkers look on in horror as I hand over a cleaned off markdown device and a lightly smudged sheet of paper. The paper is not instructions. There were no instructions.*
Me: I figured out how to fix the new markdown guns! š
Retail workers wheres yalls crazy shit that shouldn't have happened at all but it's somehow happened multiple times with different people stories
The curse of being one who capably provides patient and/or excellent customer service is that you slowly accumulate your store's worst customers who will now insist on being served by you and only you