#everyone needs one

[sandeewithtwoe]

Go off queen

Dream belongs to Jokublog

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Dream: I am… okay

Dream: You know what? No, I am NOT okay. In fact, I’m HURT. A-And I had a BAD DAY!

Dream: I NEED A BREAK GOSH DARNIT!!

[gardenerian]

au where ian, depressed as hell, stumbles out of his apartment for a walk to shake the cobwebs a bit. he’s barely a block from his building when he spots a little fluff ball of a bird blinking up at him on the sidewalk. they blink back and forth for a moment, and ian thinks they might almost be like. having a moment? but then Some Guy elbows into him babbling about holy shit that’s a juvenile american kestrel holy fuck man that’s sick as hell — and ian is still just looking at this bird as this guy is going on about how man you will never see this again in your fuckin life cause they’re always in the goddamn sky??

and then the guy elbows him again and suddenly ian is part of some hour-long rescue situation. mickey, as he introduces himself, got really into birds as a kid while reading old nat geo magazines in juvie. now that his old man's finally kicked it, he just wanders around looking at birds during his lunch breaks. ian doesn't say much (he blushes, though, bc even if his brain is soup he does have functioning eyes), but he looks up different numbers of local bird groups for mickey to call.

and mickey's still going on as ian just looks between him and this bird, about how the bird is young but can fly, how it's likely just dazed and lost, but probably not hurt.... and ian can vaguely see a metaphor there. before long some nerds have appeared to help the lil bird.... do something or go somewhere. ian's not sure, but he blinks a goodbye at him. and then mickey tugs ian by the elbow down the block for a beer to toast the little guy bc holy shit man, that was cool huh? and the rest as they say.....

[sidetongue]

happy boy and his gremlin sidekick

[official-damien-whick]

Cassy: What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?

[beck-a-leck]

So my coworker made us all these little "migraine pillows" for us. They're filled with flax seeds and she said we could freeze them and use them to help with migraines. I was skeptical but was like "w/e i'll take this and use it. I'm not one to turn down a hand made gift and if all else fails I can use it as a wrist rest on my desk or something."

Plus it was super pretty!

Y'all

I tried it tonight just to see.

And it was the most relaxing 5 minutes of my WEEK.

Like I just put it over my eyes and sat on the couch while I waited for cookies to bake. And I felt so damn relaxed after that.

It was like a weighted blanket for my face and brain.

Forget a wrist rest. I'm using this thing to help me sleep!

[mxncipium]

hugs from missandei are v special bc she will grip onto you like it’s the last time she’s ever gonna see you and you best bet she’s shoving her face into the crook of your neck and maybe just maybe she’ll sway with you a bit heck yea such comfy warm hugs

[davidobitch]

so uhhh who wants to love me and buy me one of these as a late bday or early christmas gift :) i just messed up tf out of my car and have to drop a grand to get it fixed otherwise i’d cop these myself butttt i’ll love you forever and ever and will write endless imagines for you

[moofshroom]

doing high school journalism and having experience with conducting interviews has made small talk less daunting for me because it’s the same charade in my head. it’s asking questions, obtaining information, and deciding what to make of that information to ask more questions. rinse and repeat the cycle. now i just treat it like a JRPG where im mining for as much information as i can in dialogue options