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I accidentally deleted my instagram account and excuse me I’m just going to curl up and cry
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A loooong overdue update
I’m back and terrible at keeping up with this blog – sorry! Life got busy, I got lazy, etc etc. I won’t do a full play by play of the last…over 3 months (whoops) but I’ll highlight the biggest things.
A master post of master posts - OT5 & OTPs (& OT3s)
Technically Liam is next on the schedule but Idgaf I've been dying to put this one together for ages, so here we go. 1D only, master posts only.
OT5:
PRIMER courtesy of the ever-glorious Molly mollywaddle
50 reasons to hate 1D
DRUNK DIRECTION
or a little party never killed nobody
a bespectacled bunch
touch-a touch-a touch-a touch each other
seriously why even read fic when we have canon like this
UAN DVD watch/live tweet party (wtf how was this almost two years ago)
SUMMER 2012 WAS THE SUMMER OF DREAMS
hey remember when the TMH tour actually had outfits yeah me neither
for the three-year anniversary--possibly the best intro post I've seen
BUTTS
SHAMELESS PLUG one time I made a sleepy Direction post and it was the most agonizing experience of my life
life is hard and sad but One Direction exists and sometimes that's enough
tips on navigating to woes of small couches
kiss Direction, love Direction, little balls of fond
SHAMELESS PLUG #2 another time I set gifs to Michael Jackson's "Will You Be There" and shit got gross real fast
A PLACE WHERE I FEEL AT HOME LEAVE ME
sometimes they smile and my heart bursts into a thousand pieces
closing things out with the endlessly painful why 1D is my ot5
H/L
casual boyfriends I'm fine
TWIN FLAMES
sometimes Harry looks at Louis like he wants to eat him (out) (what who said that)
that doesn't even look comfortable, Styles (aka Louis makes Harry smile so hard his entire face splits apart)
wanna stay up all night and do it all with you (aka jerk sesh)
this one only brings agonizing pain do as you will you have been warned
in which Louis touches Harry like he's life-affirming glass and I forget how to breathe
Lilo
50 things that really happened and I'm still crying over
was September 2013 real or a collective hallucination we may never know
BUT ALSO JUNE 2013 BASICALLY YOU COULD MAKE ONE FOR EVERY MONTH OK
Lirry
Stephanie's top 25 blood-boiling moments
Narry
POOL BROS GOD BLESS FLORIDA
didn't anyone ever teach these boys it's rude to stare
Nouis
NOUIS (tissues recommended)
2013: a retrospective feat. my tears
"are you the one that cracks him up all the time?"
Ziam
SAME ZAYN
that shirt looks familiar
Zilo
Z I L O
Zouis
domestic assholes
I LOVE YOU ALL. CLASS DISMISSED.
Wow
A master post of master posts - Harry Styles
Well, the Louis one went over fairly well, so I thought I'd do one for Harry, too. Once again, these are Harry only (no ships) and master posts only. Enjoy!
I still stand by Buzzfeed as a nice way to ease into things before everything gets messy.
The most important:
Harry Styles is a good fucking person you can stop after this one I'm p serious
moments when Harry's been particularly wonderful I'm so sad I love him so much
YETI STYLES PRIMER
Other:
comin' out of the gates strong with some ass poppin'
Harry Styles is a toddler
his tits actually make my knees shake oh God
he's pretty much the entire animal kingdom made human
WHAT WAS THAT YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HIS LIL BUTT SOME MORE WELL OK
getting manhandled and loving every second of it omg
wearing Yves Saint Laurent prices included because he's so fucking rich fuck me in a tub of money
WITH LUX MY HEART
that jaw doing work don't talk to me
jerk it
GEMMA FACE
RIP Poodle Styles
Harry Styles is a piglet and I am sad
there is 'sin' in 'sincere'
lipstick line based off those lips aka the most important post Bridget has ever made
Lolita Styles this is where the true treachery lies be careful friend be. careful.
Harry Styles is a cupcake
seriously he is one precious lil bean ok
FELINE STYLES
here have another one
body post fffffffgggggg
this baby tries so hard
Alex's utterly masochistic and infamous eye-fucking post haaaa
Again, a moment for the posts that have either been deleted or moved--they were beautiful and they are missed.
Relevant tags: Harry Styles, & Liam, & Louis, & Niall, & Zayn, & ot5
A master post of master posts - Louis Tomlinson
Louis Tomlinson is a really important person, and a lot of really wonderful people have made incredible demonstrations of that. Except for the bottom, this is master posts only and Louis only--anything else is for another post on another day.
Ok, this Buzzfeed article is a solid intro to the glory that is Louis Tomlinson
The most important primers/master posts:
It is impossible to not love Louis Tomlinson
reasons for loving Louis
part two of the Louis Manifesto (feat. Louis & fans, Louis & singing, and Louis & bandmate) (no Idk where part one and three are I'm sorry I'm terrible)
LOUIS WITH CHILDREN THIS IS A THING YOU NEED TO KNOW AND LOVE ABOUT LOUIS TOMLINSON THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Master posts:
hittin' hard and hittin' fast LOUIS ON LOUIS AKA LOUIS KINK
men touching Louis' thighs please
Louis' fluffy hair
LOUIS' ANKLES
hey wanna talk about Louis using only Britney Spears lyrics
how about LOUIS PLAYING SOCCER/FOOTIE HOW BOUT THAT
(this might be a good time to mention my 1D playing soccer tag, which is about 90% Louis and probably the most important tag I have)
MORE of Louis' ankles
this one's on LOUIS' FRINGE
a shorter post on Louis' crinkly eyes
hey remember that You Generation thing let's talk about that
Louis as a pop-punk frontman hold me
body appreciation post hold onto something friends
this doesn't even have a theme it's just favorite pics of him
a scientific post
sometimes Louis confuses pop star with porn star it's fine I'M FINE
100 reasons why Louis is an angel, pt 1 (Idk where pt 2 is oops)
those thighs though
I didn't even know what an ass was before Louis Tomlinson
Louis being a little shit
pretty boy post I'm crying
SCRUFF APPRECIATION
GIF dump
(RIP to the many more fantastic master posts I have tagged whose owners have since switched URLs without rerouting and are therefore lost in the abyss forever :((((()
And over the course of a truly terrifying and now infamous couple of days in May 2012, these are the posts that sent me over the edge.
(Yes I'm aware the dolphin pic isn't him, but I'm keeping it there because of science and headcanon)
Other relevant tags: Louis Tomlinson, otp: nice to meet you I'm your other half (& Harry), otp: me and Liam have this thing (& Liam), otp: this is for you (& Niall), otp: partners in crime (& Zayn), Louis and his Found Boys (& ot5)
GO FORTH AND LOVE