And today in "Kremlins come up with the weirdest stuff and conspiracy theories" (and have a seat because that's a wild one and you're going to laugh a lot):
Volodymyr Zelenskyy is waging war against Russia (yes, you read that one right), because...he got a divorce from his wife. Who was his beard / cover (because he's gay) and now he's together with Andriy (yes, Yermak; poor Evgeny) or she found about him being transgender (a somehow popular conspiracy theory in Kremlin world?!?!?) or she's pure evil and wants to rule alone (???????). Depends on which Kremlin you ask.
And you may wonder "Why start a war when you divorce?". Well, the Kremlins say because this way no one will notice they had one. That's also why he's not living at home but at Bankova right now.
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I mean, I'm not a an expert when it comes to divorces, but I'm pretty sure everything is fine between two people when they constantly talk about each other and can't look at each other without heart eyes.
But looks like life's different in the Kremlin World. 🙃
