#evil behaviour

[riacte]

when the fuckass season finale ends with false and ren boating off into the sunset saying "see you next season!" and lingers on a shot of their minecraft characters with hands suspiciously brushing past each other

[iridescentis]

let's not say the word ring tyvm

[violentbat]

My brother is currently using one of my favourite, long-handled brushes to get dust out of a fan. These are the same heathens that would've warmed their hands on the ashes of the library of Alexandria.

[8-worms-in-a-trenchcoat]

i only just got around to listening to the new dndads episode

scam likely you were so fucked up for conjuring hermie straight into teenage existence

[saltwaterembolism]

me as a hoof doctor cutting all the cows hoofs diagonally so they are forced to stand like 🐄

[theoldmanofporn]

oh! Did my ask make daddy a little horny? 🥺 I’m sorry to interrupt your workday. I could hold your cock for you if it’s too heavy! maybe in my mouth? under your desk?

I’d come off anon, but you know I love an audience 😉

-xoxo, bunny 🐰

See, this is the sort of behaviour that makes my work day so much harder. I don't really think that you're that sorry, Bunny, and it's exactly the sort of attitude that gets you put under my desk with a remote controlled vibrator inside of you. Keeping you wet and on the edge, not letting you tip over into relief until after you properly take care of me. Or until my work day is done, and I can focus on you instead.

I hope it's something that keeps your brain occupied during your work day, too. Because it would be incredibly rude of you to be doing this to me without feeling distracted yourself.

[evilgreenpony]

i am evil green pony and i am evil and green

[apettypatch]

TUMBLR: hey uhh do you like rabbits

ME: yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!

TUMBLR: ok neat , what about all this nature stuff, farming ?? idk just spitballing here man

ME: umm yeah dude i love farms and all that kind of stuff, wow really feeling understood by-

TUMBLR: ok *10 thousand posts of rabbits raised for slaughter and recipes for rabbit meat dishes*

ME: *loud incorrect buzzer noise* WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!