#evil inbox

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[pregkinkvillain]

You’ll never defeat me, villain! I’m infertile!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(haha don’t change this unless-)

I mean I could have you round and heavy with whatever I feel like just by snapping my fingers

demon spawn that turns your belly into a space heater, a litter of thrashing werecubs, gelatinous eggs, a huge minotaur calf, a parasitic plant that will grow a huge, bulging fruit right in your womb

but you'll have to work a little harder

prove yourself

come and try to 'defeat' me

and you'll be staggering home under the weight of your belly whether you want to or not

[3v1l-0m3n-0f-d3ath]

No way

Indeed a way

[evilwizard]

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

[evilwizard]

hi do you have any tips for people just joining tumblr? people on a /lgbt/ discord say it's where they're moving but I've never used it. is there like a 'introduce yourself' place or something

you’re gonna want to lean into an inscrutable gimmick that alienates everyone and acts as a funhouse mirror distortion of your personality whilst prompting 2,000 randos to send you asks that aren’t funny

[evilwizard]

what do you think of music

i am against it on principle

[evilwizard]

evil wizard fit check, go

robe

[evilwizard]

Who would win in a fight, furby or labubu?

they are both ridiculous creations of the capitalist mind and would fall to any cloth doll or homunculus made with any real heart. that said, the furby